Alabama slamma no more

[jdhorn92 1552]

Didnt see this posted. 

 

Alabama female sheriff's deputy, one day prior to retirement, sells her house , banks the cash and breaks out a convicted murderer.  Now on the run, and he's tall 6'9"

https://www.wvtm13.com/article/casey-white-alabama-capital-murder-jail-escape-deputy-vicki/39876654#

Edited May 3, 2022 by jdhorn92

[crash_davis 23114]

he must have a magic cock. she's throwing her life away for a murderer. 

he's 6'9". the question isn't if, it's when he's going to be found. 

[Macanudo 12990]

41 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

he must have a magic cock. she's throwing her life away for a murderer. 

he's 6'9". the question isn't if, it's when he's going to be found. 

And how long she was dead before they find him.

[Pescado_Rojo 19425]

So they have the same last name, but the article doesn't mention if they're somehow related or not. I guess it being Alabama the assumption is they are cousins and lovers? 

[deadshank 24653]

Woof!

[Deej 76839]

Didn't know Rex Ryan liked to dress up like a woman and do law enforcement cosplay.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

And how long she was dead before they find him.

Was thinking the same thing, but then again, at his height, he'll need a trusted accomplice he can trust to help move him around and get him food, etc., and if you change her hair color/hair style, she could probably fade into the background in a lot of larger places.

[Macanudo 12990]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

she could probably fade into the background in a lot of larger places.

Well, it's Alabama so she's not exactly going to stand out.

[ABSR 5319]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Well, it's Alabama so she's not exactly going to stand out.

In Alabama she will stand out as the anorexic one.

[tx 3 putt 77109]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Woof!

 

he's hitting that pussy with the fist of god !!!

[CleverNickname 1320]

Movies have taught me a grand romantic gesture can't lose.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

he must have a magic cock. she's throwing her life away for a murderer. 

he's 6'9". the question isn't if, it's when he's going to be found. 

One of them was in their mid-50s.  One in their late 30s.  

 

[atomheartbevo 89735]

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

In Alabama she will stand out as the anorexic one.

Yep.  She's the skinnier one.

 

[Deej 76839]

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep.  She's the skinnier one.

 

 

[jettrink 40]

Which one of all the posted images is bamachick?  Gotta be one of them, right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[phdhorn 6224]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Woof!

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

She’s got that Reitman upper lip

[Colonel Sanders 1357]

Casey White is envious of Andy Dufresne, who only had to crawl through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness to gain his freedom.

[jdhorn92 1552]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was thinking the same thing, but then again, at his height, he'll need a trusted accomplice he can trust to help move him around and get him food, etc., and if you change her hair color/hair style, she could probably fade into the background in a lot of larger places.

Supposedly the guys brother has been “missing”  (ie left his wife, disappeared) for 5 years.  I suppose the elaborate plan could have been hatched as far back as 2017… brother disappears, the perp grooms the guard and there you have it.  

[Moby Ric 2058]

15 hours ago, deadshank said:

Woof!

A Tuscaloosa 10

[RPM 26324]

Have they checked Applebees?

[BabaYaga 15301]

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

One of them was in their mid-50s.  One in their late 30s.  

 

How do I know when it's love
I can't tell you but it lasts forever

[hullabelew 3724]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

Does Pam know?  

[Macanudo 12990]

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

A Tuscaloosa 10

Um. the University of Alabama is in Tuscaloosa.   I bet there are some hot chicks there.   But for Montgomery or Mobile?   Sure.

[Sbbruin 21861]

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She’s got that Butthead upper lip

Fify 

[Dewey 3286]

Next Nascar race is in Darlington,  I'd start my search there. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Um. the University of Alabama is in Tuscaloosa.   I bet there are some hot chicks there.   But for Montgomery or Mobile?   Sure.

Oh I am sure you are correct.  Tuscaloosa was the only town in Bama I could think of in the moment.  I was too lazy to do more research before posting.

[ABSR 5319]

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

One of them was in their mid-50s.  One in their late 30s.  

 

Every time I see his picture I think that Aaron Rodgers cleaned up a bit.

[66BUFF 2564]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

One of them was in their mid-50s.  One in their late 30s.  

 

He was great in Big Fish

[RDCanecutter 26454]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep.  She's the skinnier one.

 

He was probably sitting there peacefully, never realizing he could just push through the walls of the prison. Then the temptress whispered into his ear.

[crash_davis 23114]

just wait until she starts nagging him, he'll either kill her or or ask her to take him back to jail. orrrrrr maybe do the first resulting in the second.

Edited May 4, 2022 by crash_davis

[crash_davis 23114]

authorities think she may have dyed her hair brown. pics of what she may look like.

 

[Brisketexan 105160]

So, an overweight homely gal.  I gotta say, if you want to hide in the crowd, Alabama is a strong choice for that.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

On 5/3/2022 at 5:17 PM, deadshank said:

Woof!

Peter Brady's long lost sister

[RDCanecutter 26454]

Her neighbors and coworkers say none of the photos show the skin damage she has acquired in a lifetime of tanning beds. They say she could slap on a gray wig and pass for 75 with no other effort.

Her coworkers, at an Alabama prison, do not feel that she meets their beauty standards.

[Underdog 28722]

On 5/3/2022 at 6:17 PM, deadshank said:

Woof!

So great as little Enos in Smokey and the Bandit. 

[phdhorn 6224]

Well, I'm satisfied...

 

[MrBig 5417]

9 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Well, I'm satisfied...

 

She looks more like Jake Busey. They need to reprogram all the Face ID scanners because it’s a close match.

[Scraps 13565]

My sources tell me that John Krasinski and Greg The Hammer Valentine are already signed on to do the movie about these two breaking out:

 

[Scraps 13565]

Also he looks to be on video at a car wash in Evansville IN

 

 

Word on the street is they were just captured but not sure if that is confirmed yet:

[Carl Spackler 3486]

 

[smwhorn 482]

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

 

She's gonna blame it all on him and say he made her do all the bad stuff . . . 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9337]

56 years old. One day away from retirement. And likely going to spend most of her final days in prison. Maybe she became institutionalized like Brooks?

[Underdog 28722]

Hoosier daddy? 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9337]

Just reported that she's hospitalized with a self inflicted GSW.

[ABSR 5319]

6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Just reported that she's hospitalized with a self inflicted GSW.

She can’t do anything right.

[Bob Lives! 914]

Maybe it’s still too early to call, but this seems like the rare instance of pussy being defeated.


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[Nicole44 22064]

I don’t understand these women…Joyce Tilly Mitchell (Dannemora prison deal)…like this shit never works out…Joyce didn’t even get that much prison time honestly. No need for a self-inflicted GSW to the noggin. plus there was never a way those two wouldn’t have been turned in given the height differences bw them. 
 

You’d have had to plan something like this years in advance (bunch of drop cars etc) and even then you’d have a better chance of winning the lottery…
 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19425]

Did we ever figure out if they were related? 

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Maybe it’s still too early to call, but this seems like the rare instance of pussy being defeated.


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