Dave Chappelle Attacked on Stage at Hollywood Bowl

[RPM 26429]

 

[Thatguy 9044]

LOL

[Thatguy 9044]

 

[deadshank 24653]

Cross posted to trivial things that make you surly:   morons that video things like this and narrate the scene with brilliant, minimalist commentary limited to “daaaaaay-umm,  daaaaaay-um,  daaaaaaaaaaaaaasay-uuuuuuum.”

The meteor can’t get here fast enough. Please be accurate. 

[Post Oak 20327]

23 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Cross posted to trivial things that make you surly:   morons that video things like this and narrate the scene with brilliant, minimalist commentary limited to “daaaaaay-umm,  daaaaaay-um,  daaaaaaaaaaaaaasay-uuuuuuum.”

The meteor can’t get here fast enough. Please be accurate. 

Agreed.  If you don't have the natural talent of the backup Terry guy, zip it.

 

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

"Silence is Violence"

[Moby Ric 2058]

Thanks to Will Smith this will become more common.  I understand the attacker had a knife.

LGBTQFKJBSITWPLO autoban will happen by page 2.

[Pato del Muerto 52875]

Shame it wasn’t Juicy. 

[Hermanator 7286]

12 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Thanks to Will Smith this will become more common.  I understand the attacker had a knife.

LGBTQFKJBSITWPLO autoban will happen by page 2.

Probably not

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Aggrieved white man contingent struggling to find their footing on this thread. 

[Trey3216 15380]

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Aggrieved white man contingent struggling to find their footing on this thread. 

 

[Nicole44 22197]

Man if we police comedy it really is the end. Comedy Is either funny or it’s not and If it’s not funny it gets canceled and that’s how it should be. It shouldn’t be canceled because people don’t agree with a viewpoint or a joke(s). That’s bullshit. Course broken arm guy is probably mentally ill but still…

[Moby Ric 2058]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Man if we police comedy it really is the end. Comedy Is either funny or it’s not and If it’s not funny it gets canceled and that’s how it should be. It shouldn’t be canceled because people don’t agree with a viewpoint or a joke(s). That’s bullshit. Course broken arm guy is probably mentally ill but still…

[Anastasis 23506]

That guy ain't never gonna eat cereal right again. His whole shit was fucked up. 

[Nicole44 22197]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

That guy ain't never gonna eat cereal right again. His whole shit was fucked up. 

His arm…speaking of..how did he get the knife in there? 

Edited May 4, 2022 by Nicole44

[clapclapclap 9000]

Definitely Hollywood Bowl

Don't judge by the elbow pic, attacker may self-identify as double jointed.

Edited May 4, 2022 by clapclapclap
See ya tomorrow

[Wally Pryor 5310]

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

[BabaYaga 15375]

I know a guy...

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

53 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Thanks to Will Smith this will become more common.  I understand the attacker had a knife.

LGBTQFKJBSITWPLO autoban will happen by page 2.

 

 

you just can't help posting like a little bitch can you?

 

 

[Deej 77173]

15 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

Keith bailed the guy out of jail after the show. 

[Nivek 17036]

Waits until after the nut gets on stage and attacks the talent to respond.   Are they training to be cops?

[Nivek 17036]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Keith bailed the guy out of jail after the show. 

that's pretty cool.   

[BabaYaga 15375]

Be funny to see some jack wagon try this with Brenden Schaub or Rogan.  Guys that know how to fight and will stomp you into a mud puddle.  

[Agent 13 315]

34 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

[Wally Pryor 5310]

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

Keith bailed the guy out of jail after the show. 

Did not know but doesn't surprise. Probably invited him up to his hotel room later. 

[Deej 77173]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Did not know but doesn't surprise. Probably invited him up to his hotel room later. 

He said he felt badly about having to hit him, but he was trying to protect Mick and he was concerned he'd hit the drum kit and throw off the song. Such a professional. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

43 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Definitely Hollywood Bowl

Don't judge by the elbow pic, attacker may self-identify as double jointed.

i'd say that arm is binary

[Brothahorn 10088]

Not every comedian is Chris Rock.

[fattyflattie 4639]

Dude should have rushed skinny Dave, not jacked Dave. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

6 hours ago, Thatguy said:

 

rock went with the easiest possible on-the-nose joke.  i expect more.

[Wally Pryor 5310]

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

[crash_davis 23158]

damn. they fucked his shit up.

15 mins of fame costs an arm and a face.

[BabaYaga 15375]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn. they fucked his shit up.

15 mins of fame costs an arm and a face.

[RDCanecutter 26552]

4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

That's how you fight when you only take the pure drugs.

[BabaYaga 15375]

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's how you fight when you only take the pure drugs.

Who wants to go see some comedy!!!!!

[Wally Pryor 5310]

Some guy on the Ticket was there last night saying that Chappelle's security had their way. And that Dave then went over and got a good stomp or two in himself to assist in the facial re-configuration. 

If the latter is true I'm guessing that a lawyer's already been contacted. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

best FAFO pic i've seen in awhile.

[fattyflattie 4639]

23 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Some guy on the Ticket was there last night saying that Chappelle's security had their way. And that Dave then went over and got a good stomp or two in himself to assist in the facial re-configuration. 

If the latter is true I'm guessing that a lawyer's already been contacted. 

He sort of mentions it in that 2 min clip. Might not have been the smartest move. 

[Sbbruin 21912]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

[ztejas 43744]

2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

rock went with the easiest possible on-the-nose joke.  i expect more.

You should go to his next show and kick his ass.

[Homercles 10206]

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

When keeping it real goes wrong 

[Cajun 11764]

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

Fucking hilarious.

[Cajun 11764]

Someone should have put a Subway sandwich on his lap for that photo. 
 

Woulda taken it to ELEVEN.

[Deej 77173]

4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

Greg Abbott got a little sun over the weekend. 

[Armybrat 40993]

10 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Aggrieved white man contingent struggling to find their footing on this thread. 

Not me... I’ve never seen Dave Chappelle. 
Chris Rock is pretty damn funny.

[Cajun 11764]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Not me... I’ve never seen Dave Chappelle. 
Chris Rock is pretty damn funny.

Dude, you’ve never seen Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories?  You’re doing it wrong Brat.

Respectfully.

[Armybrat 40993]

Nope.

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

5 hours ago, Homercles said:

When keeping it real goes wrong 

 

holy shit, perfect.

 

[Bigbend1812 12960]

8 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

At least the piece of shit's nails didn't sustain any visible damage. 

 

[Cajun 11764]

47 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope.

My man…