Dave Chappelle Attacked on Stage at Hollywood Bowl

[Cajun 11,764]

 

[Superhero 8,891]

20 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Keef will always be first ballot HOF when it comes to handling buffoons.

Uses the ax to pummel the guy. Then returns the ax to its rightful place, seamlessly. 

 

The guy brought his fists to a Telecaster fight.

[ztejas 43,743]

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Not me... I’ve never seen Dave Chappelle. 
Chris Rock is pretty damn funny.

I know you're old but Chris Rock to Chappelle isn't much of a jump and Dave is by a lot of folk's accounts the greatest stand up ever so here you go:

 

[BrazilHorn 6,651]

LAPD just released picture of the weapon the person had when they attacked DC:

Fake pistol with a flip out knife  

[JesusSweatDuck 17,814]

9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

LAPD just released picture of the weapon the person had when they attacked DC:

Fake pistol with a flip out knife  

I'm still trying to figure out how he got that in. Also makes sense that I was reported he had a gun And a knife

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

I'm not an armed assailant so help me out here...if you were trying to conceal a knife, why would you hide it in a fake gun?

[Nicole44 22,197]

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm not an armed assailant so help me out here...if you were trying to conceal a knife, why would you hide it in a fake gun?

I’ve got nothing here. I thought about it for a hot minute and nope, still got nothing. 

[Deej 77,171]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm still trying to figure out how he got that in. Also makes sense that I was reported he had a gun And a knife

 

[Gene Parmesan 4,023]

33 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm not an armed assailant so help me out here...if you were trying to conceal a knife, why would you hide it in a fake gun?

He's probably mentally unstable.  The only use of that gun/knife is as a novelty.

[BabaYaga 15,374]

12 hours ago, Cajun said:

Dude, you’ve never seen Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories?  You’re doing it wrong Brat.

Respectfully.

Easily one of the greatest skit comedy shows of all time.  

[achooloco 1,086]

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

I know you're old but Chris Rock to Chappelle isn't much of a jump and Dave is by a lot of folk's accounts the greatest stand up ever so here you go:

 

Love Dave and watched Chappell show on its original run times but greatest ever standup? Nah, maybe of his generation he is in the convo but not even close to GOAT. That’s just crazy pills or at least people who claim that need to watch a lot more standup. 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

So many questions.  I mean if you re wanting to conceal a weapon, why would you conceal it in another weapon?  And how the fuck did that get past security in the Hollywood Bowl?!

[BabaYaga 15,374]

8 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Love Dave and watched Chappell show on its original run times but greatest ever standup? Nah, maybe of his generation he is in the convo but not even close to GOAT. That’s just crazy pills or at least people who claim that need to watch a lot more standup. 

Agreed.  I personally think Pryor is the GOAT, but among current, active comedians he's a part of the conversation at the very least.  

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

4 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

LAPD just released picture of the weapon the person had when they attacked DC:

Fake pistol with a flip out knife  

 

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm still trying to figure out how he got that in. Also makes sense that I was reported he had a gun And a knife

 

40 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

So many questions.  I mean if you re wanting to conceal a weapon, why would you conceal it in another weapon?  And how the fuck did that get past security in the Hollywood Bowl?!

[Foosters 17,918]

DAs office declines to file ADW charges. Says the weapon never was out of the bag he was carrying. Case is being referred to city attorney's office for misdemeanor filing.

[BabaYaga 15,374]

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

DAs office declines to file ADW charges. Says the weapon never was out of the bag he was carrying. Case is being referred to city attorney's office for misdemeanor filing.

What if your hands are the lethal weapons.....

*asking for a friend

[Chooky 13,321]

On 5/4/2022 at 9:09 AM, BabaYaga said:

Be funny to see some jack wagon try this with Brenden Schaub or Rogan.  Guys that know how to fight and will stomp you into a mud puddle.  

Nothing funny happens when either of those two do standup. 

[Chooky 13,321]

5 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm not an armed assailant so help me out here...if you were trying to conceal a knife, why would you hide it in a fake gun?

The same reason you hide your weed in a kilo of cocaine. 

[BabaYaga 15,374]

30 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Nothing funny happens when either of those two do standup. 

Pretty much, but they'd wreck a heckler who tries to rush the stage.  Especially Schaub.  Dudes huge and just got his BJJ black belt.  

[Anastasis 23,498]

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

DAs office declines to file ADW charges. Says the weapon never was out of the bag he was carrying. Case is being referred to city attorney's office for misdemeanor filing.

That guy already got his justice served. Looks like his brain case got wrecked too. Do we have a medical read out on this shit head yet?

[Foosters 17,918]

32 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 Do we have a medical read out on this shit head yet?

Public records show that Lee most recently lived in Redondo Beach with his brothers. He was arrested by the LAPD under the name Arias-Lee in August 2019 in Hollywood on suspicion of misdemeanor battery but was never charged in the incident, according to booking and court records.

He told police during his arrest that he was homeless and was working as a laborer, records show.

According to a lawsuit filed by one of Lee’s brothers, Lee and his four siblings were deemed wards of the state and raised by their grandmother in Brooklyn, N.Y.

Lee is apparently an aspiring rapper who records under the name “NONAME_TRAPPER.” Instagram accounts with the same handle also identify Lee as

His Spotify page lists a track titled “Dave Chappelle” from a 2020 album, “Born & die in the trap.”

Lee’s brother told Rolling Stone that he did write a rap about Chappelle but described him as a gentle person.

“I don’t have anything negative to say about Isaiah. He’s a performing artist who tries to stay as positive as possible. He does have a history of mental health issues. He does take medicine. Maybe he missed out on taking his prescription. But he’s not the type to just lash out. I don’t understand,” Aaron Lee told Rolling Stone.

[Anastasis 23,498]

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Public records show that Lee most recently lived in Redondo Beach with his brothers. He was arrested by the LAPD under the name Arias-Lee in August 2019 in Hollywood on suspicion of misdemeanor battery but was never charged in the incident, according to booking and court records.

He told police during his arrest that he was homeless and was working as a laborer, records show.

According to a lawsuit filed by one of Lee’s brothers, Lee and his four siblings were deemed wards of the state and raised by their grandmother in Brooklyn, N.Y.

Lee is apparently an aspiring rapper who records under the name “NONAME_TRAPPER.” Instagram accounts with the same handle also identify Lee as

His Spotify page lists a track titled “Dave Chappelle” from a 2020 album, “Born & die in the trap.”

Lee’s brother told Rolling Stone that he did write a rap about Chappelle but described him as a gentle person.

“I don’t have anything negative to say about Isaiah. He’s a performing artist who tries to stay as positive as possible. He does have a history of mental health issues. He does take medicine. Maybe he missed out on taking his prescription. But he’s not the type to just lash out. I don’t understand,” Aaron Lee told Rolling Stone.

Looked at his spotify. Mumble rap.

 

[Chooky 13,321]

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Pretty much, but they'd wreck a heckler who tries to rush the stage.  Especially Schaub.  Dudes huge and just got his BJJ black belt.  

Don't tell anyone you keep track of that moron Brendan Schaub.

[SurlyBDR 22,893]

 

[Cajun 11,764]

On 5/5/2022 at 7:00 AM, BrazilHorn said:

LAPD just released picture of the weapon the person had when they attacked DC:

Fake pistol with a flip out knife  

Like hiding your donkey lady porn inside a kilo of cocaine.

”They’ll NEVER expect this!!!”

[Cajun 11,764]

41 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

That’s as dead on as it gets.

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On 5/4/2022 at 6:58 AM, Post Oak said:

Agreed.  If you don't have the natural talent of the backup Terry guy, zip it.

 

Reminds me that with current supply chain issues, I need to get my order for this in soon:

[Thatguy 9,039]

On 5/5/2022 at 10:58 AM, achooloco said:

Love Dave and watched Chappell show on its original run times but greatest ever standup? Nah, maybe of his generation he is in the convo but not even close to GOAT. That’s just crazy pills or at least people who claim that need to watch a lot more standup. 

 

On 5/5/2022 at 11:08 AM, BabaYaga said:

Agreed.  I personally think Pryor is the GOAT, but among current, active comedians he's a part of the conversation at the very least.  

   Ricardo had 4 great standup acts that I can remember. IMO everything Dave has put out since Killin em softly has been bomb short of maybe the LA one. I would give him a solid 5 or 6, and you can't take away his comedy show. Eddie had 2. Carlin had about 4 good ones. Hard for me not to say he is the goat.

[Braff Zacklin 13,672]

On 5/5/2022 at 6:00 AM, BrazilHorn said:

LAPD just released picture of the weapon the person had when they attacked DC:

Fake pistol with a flip out knife  

 

On 5/5/2022 at 7:11 AM, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I'm not an armed assailant so help me out here...if you were trying to conceal a knife, why would you hide it in a fake gun?

Cuz, sometimes, you have to think outside the (Kleenex) box.

 

[Sbbruin 21,912]

Saw John Mullaney at the HB last night.  No attacks.  He was really funny, but the bulk of his show was his rehab journey.  But he delivered it well.  The pre acts were pretty good.  Forget the first guy’s name, but Dan Levy (not THAT Dan Levy) and Earthquake were both pretty good.  But sitting in a box, good food beforehand, with the whole fam.  Really nice night.

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16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Saw John Mullaney at the HB last night.  No attacks.  He was really funny, but the bulk of his show was his rehab journey.  But he delivered it well.  The pre acts were pretty good.  Forget the first guy’s name, but Dan Levy (not THAT Dan Levy) and Earthquake were both pretty good.  But sitting in a box, good food beforehand, with the whole fam.  Really nice night.

I saw that hour when he was here.  Really solid.  If you think back, a lot of the jokes were not rehab jokes, but he artfully used the rehab premise to work them in.  Until I figured that out, I could not at at all fathom how he was touring an entire hour within 2 months of getting out of rehab.  He only had one opener here, which was a hilarious guy who did some great crowd work centered around "worst thing your parents beat you with growing up".

 

[Brothahorn 10,088]

Saw John Mullaney at the HB last night.  No attacks.  He was really funny, but the bulk of his show was his rehab journey.  But he delivered it well.  The pre acts were pretty good.  Forget the first guy’s name, but Dan Levy (not THAT Dan Levy) and Earthquake were both pretty good.  But sitting in a box, good food beforehand, with the whole fam.  Really nice night.

Jealous. Earthquake and Mullaney seems like an odd pairing to me. But I bet that shit was fun.

[Sbbruin 21,912]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Jealous. Earthquake and Mullaney seems like an odd pairing to me. But I bet that shit was fun.

 

It was good to have different types of comedians.  It was fun.

[BabaYaga 15,374]

18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

Jealous. Earthquake and Mullaney seems like an odd pairing to me. But I bet that shit was fun.

 

Earthquake is amazing.  His story is also incredible if you listen to him on podcasts.  Guys a hustler.  No doubt about that!

[scottsins 1,992]

Earthquake is amazing.  His story is also incredible if you listen to him on podcasts.  Guys a hustler.  No doubt about that!

Facts.

As far as another great hustle story, Jo Koy told his on Bert K’s podcast a few years ago and it was humbling to hear.

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On 5/5/2022 at 10:58 AM, achooloco said:

Love Dave and watched Chappell show on its original run times but greatest ever standup? Nah, maybe of his generation he is in the convo but not even close to GOAT. That’s just crazy pills or at least people who claim that need to watch a lot more standup. 

He’s the GOAT. There’s not a close second in my mind. 

[Brothahorn 10,088]

Facts.

As far as another great hustle story, Jo Koy told his on Bert K’s podcast a few years ago and it was humbling to hear.

That's another funny Mofo. Haven't heard his story but love his work.

[Wiler77 1,584]

On 5/9/2022 at 9:57 AM, BabaYaga said:

Earthquake is amazing.  His story is also incredible if you listen to him on podcasts.  Guys a hustler.  No doubt about that!

I'm almost 45, a father of 3 boys aged 10 and under, and I just cemented my status as "loser" by having to google to make sure this dude hadn't gotten into comedy.

[ztejas 43,743]

On 5/7/2022 at 5:47 PM, Cajun said:

That’s as dead on as it gets.

I feel like it isn't because he's clearly exaggerating some stuff to make it funnier. I'm sure Jamie could really nail Dave but it might not be as funny. If that makes sense...