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Ate at Dan’s at Ben white and manchaca last week, hadn’t had it in years since moving from Austin. Use to live in apartments off bannister back in the day so used to hit it up 20 years ago. Just a per

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In the 3rd Ward, Houston, Tx. Kind of place everyone is a sweetie, or hun, or baby. It’s a good burger, great shakes. Always hot and fresh. Right across from the football stadium at U of H  Cream

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On 12/11/2023 at 4:28 AM, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

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On 12/11/2023 at 6:28 AM, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

Shit.  Guess I'm heading to Tulsa this weekend.  

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there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

Please advise if you remember, as I will be in Tulsa in mid January.

 

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Every female bartender that does some trick with her tits has been a fucking battle axe of a looker.  I don't get the appeal.  

In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.
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In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.

I thought of at least five witty/snarky comments to that story.  But that's just fucked up.  What a bunch of dirtbags.  That's all I've got.

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In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.

Flaming Lips.

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I thought of at least five witty/snarky comments to that story.  But that's just fucked up.  What a bunch of dirtbags.  That's all I've got.

No shit. In high school it was a sort of rite of passage when someone turned 18. Back then all the joints in Memphis were pretty seedy operations.

My band got a gig in one because a buddy got a gig touring with John mayall in Europe. I was a junior in college. He had twelve weeks left on a contract playing Sunday nights at Shirleys so we took it. Easy money because it was like 6-10pm. Sparse crowds. But I lost all fascination with them. The girls were mostly biker chicks, or drug addicts, or 20 year olds with three kids.
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My band got a gig in one because a buddy got a gig touring with John mayall in Europe. I was a junior in college. He had twelve weeks left on a contract playing Sunday nights at Shirleys so we took it. Easy money because it was like 6-10pm. Sparse crowds. But I lost all fascination with them. The girls were mostly biker chicks, or drug addicts, or 20 year olds with three kids.

I love that there was this fantasy they were anything but.

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I love that there was this fantasy they were anything but.

Later when we moved to DFW, the highend “gentleman’s club” were booming. My coworkers would say “she’s a law student at SMU!” Or “working her way through UNT! She’s a drama/ fashion merch double major!” Uhh I don’t think so.
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On 12/11/2023 at 9:47 AM, MontereyMX said:
On 12/11/2023 at 7:43 AM, pch said:
On 12/11/2023 at 5:28 AM, MontereyMX said:

there's a bar in Tulsa, can't remember the name.   the bartender keeps quarters in the freezer.   you ask and she will pull out a boob, suck on a nipple, and pickup a cold quarter off the bar top with.  all I got.

Pictures of the bartender-asking for a friend.

No phones back then 

If it was THAT long ago, she's probably picking up quarters off the floor these days.

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Ate at Dan’s at Ben white and manchaca last week, hadn’t had it in years since moving from Austin. Use to live in apartments off bannister back in the day so used to hit it up 20 years ago. Just a perfect burger. Got the original with cheese and added bacon, side of onion rings. Best burger I’ve had in awhile.

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Ate at Dan’s at Ben white and manchaca last week, hadn’t had it in years since moving from Austin. Use to live in apartments off bannister back in the day so used to hit it up 20 years ago. Just a perfect burger. Got the original with cheese and added bacon, side of onion rings. Best burger I’ve had in awhile.

It’s just a damned classic, isn’t it?
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That looks like a good burger, but I don't understand why they would close for the season? Can't cook burgers in the winter?

Well. You see, they have these things called "seasons" up there where it isn't still 96 FUCKING DEGREES EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMNED DAY AND IT'S ALMOST MOTHERFUCKING NOVEMBER.

Um. Pardon me. For the outburst. 

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