NASA wants to OnlyFans aliens with nude pixel art.

[crash_davis 23113]

Steven Hawking unsuccessfully is trying to roll over in his grave.

 

https://www.discovery.com/space/sending-aliens-naked-pictures

Will Sending Aliens Nudes Lure Them to Us? NASA Thinks so.

By: Tatum Lenberg

NASA scientists want to send naked pictures of humans to space in hopes of potentially making contact with aliens.

May 04, 2022

The message will also come with an invitation to respond, should aliens ever discover it. The pictures aren’t graphic, but rather illustrations of a naked man and woman with DNA descriptions.

To make the unclad humans more inviting, the man and woman are waving in the picture.

NASA revealed the image in a study that’s part of “Beacon in the Galaxy,” (BITG) the latest in a string of attempts to reach other intelligent life.

 

 

the couple in the pic gestures an invitation for a 3-some.

[DaysOff 7951]

Didn't they do this on the Voyager plates?

[Trey3216 15348]

The man in the anti-gravity spaceship.  Worthy fuckin’ adversary. 

[atomheartbevo 89734]

7 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Didn't they do this on the Voyager plates?

Yes, and I started the Three-Body Problem novel, and we absolutely should not be broadcasting out into deep space like this.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Weird toes would not bang.

[Kennythetiger 9391]

We just can’t not fuck with things, can we?  

[demos 3004]

Yes, and I started the Three-Body Problem novel, and we absolutely should not be broadcasting out into deep space like this.

Let them come (heh heh).

At this point I’m siding with the aliens.

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

[Wally Fairway 5564]

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I've seen hotter on campus

[Deej 76834]

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89734]

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

I had this actual physical cartridge, complete with the fake leather case and manual.  Kind of a centerpiece of my 2600 collection. 

[Pods 7586]

It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.

The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.

Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.

There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

[ztejas 43480]

Damn she kinda thicc @kingkoopa6

[ztejas 43480]

Just now, Pods said:

It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.

The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.

Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.

There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

Someone ain't getting any space pussy. 

[Pods 7586]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Someone ain't getting any space pussy. 

Almost certainly won't be any. Who the fuck knows what their reproductive systems are like? They aren't stupid enough to broadcast it to the galaxy. 

[F250 28784]

1 hour ago, Pods said:

It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.

The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.

Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.

There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

Agree. Their response might not be what we expect.

 

[Deej 76834]

Alien Thujone?

[Js1 85425]

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

We just can’t not fuck things, can we?  

Fify

Edited May 6, 2022 by Js1

[atomheartbevo 89734]

32 minutes ago, F250 said:

Agree. Their response might not be what we expect.

 

We have some dude from Kansas who wears red and blue tights that we need to worry about.

[kingkoopa6 8369]

 

we sexting aliens now?

 

[RDCanecutter 26453]

I'll have to see that green girl dancing.

[956 Worldwide 34715]

We should be blasting out blurry dick picks and selfies from uggos in filthy bathrooms so the more advanced et species swipe left on earth and leave us alone. 

[Elvis 3371]

Isn't all porn being blasted out to space at light speed already?

[Bigbend1812 12927]

6 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll have to see that green girl dancing.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

He has reasoned it out. 

[tbone_ 14129]

It is stupid as fuck to actively try to contact other species. We should be listening, but not overtly broadcasting our existence, technological capabilities and location.
The Universe is over 13 billion years old. Human civilization is only ~10,000 years old and we figured out most everything we know in the last sliver of it.
Any other civilization we contact is almost certainly going to be much older and have had considerably more time to advance technologically.
There's no guarantee they'd even see us as sentient. 

Wtff is this shit? Everyone knows the universe is only 2 days older than humans.

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

10 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll have to see that green girl dancing.

Btw that was Susan Oliver. Total babe. I’ve seen her in a lot of other old tv shows. Like in the Andy Griffith Show when she was the hot prisoner who conned Barney in order to escape from jail.

[Hermanator 7115]

On 5/5/2022 at 3:49 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Yes, and I started the Three-Body Problem novel, and we absolutely should not be broadcasting out into deep space like this.

It doesn't matter if we send out goofy shit like this into space or strong radio signals or anything else really. If any truly advanced civilation is out there our atmosphere full of fluorocarbons and nitrogen is a giant beacon screaming life and intelligent life to them anyway. Even with our lesser technology currently we use astronomical spectroscopy to get a reading of elements in stars and once the Webb goes online our ability to analyze infrared at very long distances will allow us to search for signs of even basic life on exoplanets. 

Our presence and technologically caused global warming is already a giant blinking sign any civilization or AI sophisticated enough to travel here could easily read. 

[Hermanator 7115]

On 5/7/2022 at 2:12 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Btw that was Susan Oliver. Total babe. I’ve seen her in a lot of other old tv shows. Like in the Andy Griffith Show when she was the hot prisoner who conned Barney in order to escape from jail.

Jesus. If I only had a time machine and a few million dollars...

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Intergalactic sexting, what could go wrong?

I for one, welcome the reply.