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My gf is away for 5 days. I've been doing fuck all but tonight at the mavs game and earlier I worked a little and watched a littlebit of  HBO max, played cod and 2k22. I've been thinking of what my perfect 24 hrs would be and I don't know anymore. I kind of just want to grill and smoke weed with bourbon pouring. What would you fucks do?

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1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

My gf is away for 5 days. I've been doing fuck all but tonight at the mavs game and earlier I worked a little and watched a littlebit of  HBO max, played cod and 2k22. I've been thinking of what my perfect 24 hrs would be and I don't know anymore. I kind of just want to grill and smoke weed with bourbon pouring. What would you fucks do?

That sounds like my perfect weekend other than the Mavs...fuck the Mavs.  I also don't really play video games.  I mainly get fucked up and try to find good Grateful Dead shows to listen to.  No, over to the drunk thread. 

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Zepol is on the right path, and I agree with Imma- stink up the house with some smoked meats or cooking something involving roasted garlic and pancetta.   Break out the bourbon, watch sports, watch porn, etc, etc…

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My go to is always hookers and blow. 
In fact I found out Thursday I'm getting a promotion I've been waiting 6 months for.
To celebrate, I bought a gram of your finest columbian frosting and ordered up my favorite whore, Diana. 
She's saying, "That's okay
Hey, baby, do what you please
I have the stuff that you want
I am the thing that you need
She looked me deep in the eyes
She touchin' me so to start
She says there's no turnin' back"
She trapped me in her heart

Dirty Diana, nah

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For me. I used to read alot. Like at least one book a week. But with kids and work. I may get 3 or 4 books a year now. So, sans family, being able to get up drink coffee and read would be awesome for me. 

Ideally, this would coincide with opening day of MLB or the 1st round of the NCAA BB tournament. Read until the first game starts then open a beer and watch sports for the rest of the day.

 

 

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Mrs GOTJ will be out of town next Fri - Sun at a graduation. Friday I'm gonna grill myself some surf 'n turf, sit on the back patio & get my drink on. Saturday I'm gonna smoke some beef ribs. In between I'll get all of the chores done so when she does get home she'll think I busted my ass the entire time.

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Wake up about 6 and sit in my recliner drinking coffee and reading a book peacefully for a few hours. Order a pizza and wings for lunch, crack open a beer, and start watching sports or mindless movies. Take a midday nap and repeat with warmed up pizza and cold beer for the rest of the night.

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25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Mrs GOTJ will be out of town next Fri - Sun at a graduation. Friday I'm gonna grill myself some surf 'n turf, sit on the back patio & get my drink on. Saturday I'm gonna smoke some beef ribs. In between I'll get all of the chores done so when she does get home she'll think I busted my ass the entire time.

Funny enough. My wife has figured out that if she takes the kids anywhere Saturday or Sunday morning, I'll put my headphones on and listened to NCAA/MLB/NFL/Whatever pregrame shows and get all the chores done. As long as we don't have anything we have to do, she'll take the kids to the park or something. I'll clean until noon and then go get some lunch and a beer or two. 

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14 minutes ago, chikin23 said:

Wake up about 6 and sit in my recliner drinking coffee and reading a book peacefully for a few hours. Order a pizza and wings for lunch, crack open a beer, and start watching sports or mindless movies. Take a midday nap and repeat with warmed up pizza and cold beer for the rest of the night.

My man. Wouldn't believe the amount of times I've done this and wound up rewatching Band of Brothers or a Godfather 1 & 2 then Goodfellas binge

 

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I’m stupid and forgot the title. Invite homies over and get fucking trashed while smoking an enormous piece of meat at 205F the hire a maid to clean up your inevitable mess you make. 

This is pretty solid, especially the last part. No matter what you choose to do, make sure you’ve got a maid booked to come before the lady friend gets back. And take 100% of the credit for having the house clean upon her return.
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Spend this time working on Zepol. Think deeply about how you can be a better poster and therefore a better person and member of society. Maybe write up a manifesto or something to get all your thoughts on paper, then reflect on WHY your manifesto contains so many references to butthole pleasures. 
 

also shave your asshole. The gf will think it’s super hot and considerate.

good luck. I love you. 

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Spend this time working on Zepol. Think deeply about how you can be a better poster and therefore a better person and member of society. Maybe write up a manifesto or something to get all your thoughts on paper, then reflect on WHY your manifesto contains so many references to butthole pleasures. 
 

also shave your asshole. The gf will think it’s super hot and considerate.

good luck. I love you. 

HookemATL must like shaved asshole. Be careful, zepol....he could be grooming you. Literally.

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On 5/6/2022 at 9:53 PM, Zepol87 said:

My gf is away for 5 days. I've been doing fuck all but tonight at the mavs game and earlier I worked a little and watched a littlebit of  HBO max, played cod and 2k22. I've been thinking of what my perfect 24 hrs would be and I don't know anymore. I kind of just want to grill and smoke weed with bourbon pouring. What would you fucks do?

NBA and no sex. 

Dude, you are so far from perfect, it ain't funny.

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I’m jealous and living vicariously through y’all. My wife never fucking leaves town. I had to kick her out the house while I was sick so she wouldn’t miss thanksgiving with her family. Always up my ass. I digress…carry on.

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On 5/7/2022 at 12:54 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Mrs GOTJ will be out of town next Fri - Sun at a graduation. Friday I'm gonna grill myself some surf 'n turf, sit on the back patio & get my drink on. Saturday I'm gonna smoke some beef ribs. In between I'll get all of the chores done so when she does get home she'll think I busted my ass the entire time.

 

On 5/7/2022 at 1:08 PM, chikin23 said:

Wake up about 6 and sit in my recliner drinking coffee and reading a book peacefully for a few hours. Order a pizza and wings for lunch, crack open a beer, and start watching sports or mindless movies. Take a midday nap and repeat with warmed up pizza and cold beer for the rest of the night.

This is how I know I'm getting old. An eight ball with zepol should be the sweet spot, but a fusion of these two would slam and go hard

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NBA and no sex. 
Dude, you are so far from perfect, it ain't funny.

Then you do you. I’ll start.

Wife and boys gone for 5 days? If during the week I’d come home and chill on the couch watching mid week college football in the fall, dallas stars in the spring. If the weekend was part of it, off to the lease or lake all by myself and fish or shoot guns. Lakehouse by yourself is probably what snorting coke is like. It’s a high that can’t be duplicated.
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On 5/7/2022 at 3:24 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

My man. Wouldn't believe the amount of times I've done this and wound up rewatching Band of Brothers or a Godfather 1 & 2 then Goodfellas binge

 

The 3rd and 4th days of the pandemic lockdown, I sat in my garage and watched BoB and The Pacific all the way through while drinking whatever beer and bourbon i had on hand.    

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On 5/6/2022 at 10:38 PM, immamac said:

Invite homies over and...

Funny, my perfect day would be seeing nobody and just enjoy the day at home grilling some meats, watching a sporting event on the tv in the afternoon with a hefeweizen, then turning on an old movie with a joint to finish it off. Oh but to dream as I'm in the same boat as @Stannis...

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23 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

The 3rd and 4th days of the pandemic lockdown, I sat in my garage and watched BoB and The Pacific all the way through while drinking whatever beer and bourbon i had on hand.    

That’s a pretty stinkin’ good couple of days. Bravo. 

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Perfect day, realistically? Sleep in.  Do my wife.  Go for a run. Eat a good lunch.  Go volunteer somewhere for a couple hours.  Watch UT or the Astros on TV in the evening. Eat a great dinner cooked by my wife.  Put my daughters to bed.  Do my wife again.  Fall asleep watching a good movie.

 

24 hours just ain’t enough.

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