Texas @ West Virginia Series Thread

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Totallynotabuttpirate's avatar accurately depicts me watching Ivan at the plate and I am totally not a butt pirate. 

[Fletch 5800]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Any chance you can take a slow boat to China?

Yeah I could do that. Or I could just not turn on the tv. Up to you guys 

[ztejas 43411]

10 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Watched every pitch last weekend. Didn’t watch a second today. I swear we perform better when I’m not watching. 

Quick recap: 

- Trey threw about a dozen balls to first at the speed of sound. 

- Hansen returned to form. 

- Gordon took a steaming shit on WVU's lineup.

- Daly didn't suck.

- Ivan let everyone know he's still the best player in the country.

- Tristan got a save.

Fun times were had by all. 

[D3zii 3675]

18 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Watched every pitch last weekend. Didn’t watch a second today. I swear we perform better when I’m not watching. 

Someone cancel this man cable QUICK!!!! 
 

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[TrashMaster G 17543]

If Ivan doesn't win the Golden Spikes, they should just cancel the fucking thing.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

- Tristan got a save.

Barely

[ztejas 43411]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If Ivan doesn't win the Golden Spikes, they should just cancel the fucking thing.

He's leading the nation in jacks and OPS and is somewhere in the top 10 in batting average and leading the B12 in almost everything. And playing a Texas schedule. 

Oh he's also fielding .998 with just 1 error. 

[zlavydra 2119]

I don't know if WVU has named a starter for tomorrow, but for the last few Sundays, it's been this stud:

[ztejas 43411]

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Barely

He walked their hottest bat on a 4-2 count iirc who Hansen got pulled for then the next guy hit into an easy out. He did fine. 

[Levi 2585]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Watched most of game 1 on my phone while at Schlitterbahn. 

I don’t know why but this made me laugh out loud. 

[HenryJames 66037]

42 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

I don't know if WVU has named a starter for tomorrow, but for the last few Sundays, it's been this stud:

Johnny Derp

[NorthLoop 14181]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Johnny Derp

Ivan needs to take a shit on this guys pillow. 

[TrashMaster G 17543]

24 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Ivan needs to take a shit on this guys pillow. 

Ivan's longballs are as pretty as Amber Heard.

[ztejas 43411]

29 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Ivan needs to take a shit on this guys pillow. 

Ivan not care who pitch. Ivan smash ball. Make big league. Make children that hit like Ivan. 

[Royale with cheese 1466]

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Ivan not care who pitch. Ivan smash ball. Make big league. Make children that hit like Ivan. 

"Baseball been berry, berry good to me."

 

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

11 hours ago, Fletch said:

Yeah I could do that. Or I could just not turn on the tv. Up to you guys 

It's Mother's Day.

Just go do some yard work for the Mrs...you mom, girlfriend, sis, neighbor's mom, or anyone else that could need some done. Thanks!!

 

 

[Native Horn 3498]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

He walked their hottest bat on a 4-2 count iirc who Hansen got pulled for then the next guy hit into an easy out. He did fine. 

Ball five!  Batter, take your base!

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Johnny Derp

 

[Horny Bull 2759]

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Fingers crossed for Zane.  TEXAS!

[zlavydra 2119]

Indeed, it is Johnny Derp.

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Play Ball!  First pitch is a ball.

[hobbes2702 13029]

This guy might be done after that. Off the throwing hand 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Horns up 1 -0 with Ivan's double.

[hobbes2702 13029]

Ivan ground rule double, 1-0 horns. AT on 3rd no outs 

[zlavydra 2119]

1-0 after 3 batters

[NorthLoop 14181]

Ivan smashed that. Just needed a little more lift.

[NorthLoop 14181]

Ump not giving Johnny Derp the outside corner. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

2-0 now

 

going to the bullpen in the 1st inning

Edited May 8, 2022 by Bevo&Pevo

[NorthLoop 14181]

Aaaand that's it for Derp

[jimmyjazz 45887]

It's probably buried in the thread somewhere -- why didn't Craig broadcast yesterday?

[zlavydra 2119]

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Aaaand that's it for Derp

We barely knew him

[hobbes2702 13029]

Seeing eye single through the left side of the infield. 

[hobbes2702 13029]

Wow. That was a fantastic DP started by Daly. Great play 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

Beautiful

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

That's the kindof thing that will keep Daly in the lineup batting .150

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Everything’s coming up Morehouse?

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's probably buried in the thread somewhere -- why didn't Craig broadcast yesterday?

From the sound of it, he was at the induction event in Waco at the The Texas Sports HOF.

[Revolution512 1487]

Morehouse needs to get out of the middle of the plate

[Spaceman_Spiff 121]

A lot of hard contact so far

[Revolution512 1487]

Silas allowed two pretty simple blocks to get by him moving runners up and it hurt us

[NorthLoop 14181]

3-3

[Spaceman_Spiff 121]

Can’t let that ball get by

[hobbes2702 13029]

1 minute ago, Revolution512 said:

Silas allowed two pretty simple blocks to get by him moving runners up and it hurt us

He has a tremendous arm back there but I think he’s highly overrated defensively. Let’s too many get passed.

Zane has got to get the ball down. Looks like Tristan probably going to come in soon.

[LTtxfan 49142]

Dang...  appreciate the updates

[Revolution512 1487]

Bad decision by Campbell and the 3-0 lead evaporates

[Hookem2147 21194]

Unfortunately this seemed like the most likely outcome with Morehouse. 8 combined innings against UTRGV and Houston Baptist doesn’t prepare someone for starting conference games.

Although I do think Stevens to the bullpen was the right call. Just don’t know who that 3rd guy can be in important games.

Edited May 8, 2022 by Hookem2147

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

Jeez, couldn't get outs from 2 guys who are batting .240 and .165. 

[LTtxfan 49142]

Fight like hell and get a victory today Horns... really need this game !!!

[zlavydra 2119]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jeez, couldn't get outs from 2 guys who are batting .240 and .165. 

Tucker is the worst hitter in the conference. The. Worst.