Dear Texas, we need to have a conversation about Louie Gohmert

[pyrohornIII 4809]

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

 

Just say you're rooting for Karma and Darwin. Accomplishes the same sentiment, and maybe even with a broader umbrella of fuckfaces. 

Unfortunately them not wearing a mask affects those around them more than they themselves.   So the Karma/Darwin kicks in for those who want to spend time around this moron.   The ones I feel for are the reporters and pols who have to share space with him on committees, interviews, etc.

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

I haven’t been this happy since me and all my Muslim friends were standing on the NYC rooftops cheering after 9/11. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2393]

Well apparently he doesn't have any symptoms so that just proves that this is all an overblown liberal worldwide hoax to take down our supreme leader.  Well at least that I what I have read online so far this morning.  

[Bruh Man 3160]

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

Ignorant motherfucker got a positive test and then went to the gym

[Foosters 17734]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Ignorant motherfucker got a positive test and then went to the gym

Incorrect. That was Paul. Hoyer misspoke.

[Beau Vine 54003]

Fuck him.  I hope he dies.

[Beau Vine 54003]

Apparently Gaetz used the questioning chair and microphone immediately after Louie?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Apparently Gaetz used the questioning chair and microphone immediately after Louie?

Bosh move!

[Pancho 44487]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Apparently Gaetz used the questioning chair and microphone immediately after Louie?

[UncleSonny 6558]

49 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Well apparently he doesn't have any symptoms so that just proves that this is all an overblown liberal worldwide hoax to take down our supreme leader.  Well at least that I what I have read online so far this morning.  

Exactly this. If he ends up being mostly asymptomatic he'll be ranting about how the virus is no big deal and everyone has been overreacting. For the good of the county we need Covid to put this dumb motherfucker on the mat for a few weeks. 

Edited July 29, 2020 by UncleSonny

[Neonmoon 38127]

Is it wrong to hope he dies in a hospital alone without his family by his side as he gasps for breath after spreading it to Bill Barr?

[Jive Turkey 12568]

on average, symptoms appear 5 days after contact, but it can be anywhere from 2 to 14 days.  

so it's definitely possible Louie came in contact with the COVID virus this last Saturday or Sunday, or maybe Monday, and he isn't showing symptoms.  yet.

[Foosters 17734]

39 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Exactly this. If he ends up being mostly asymptomatic he'll be ranting about how the virus is no big deal and everyone has been overreacting. For the good of the county we need Covid to put this dumb motherfucker on the mat for a few weeks. 

Won't matter. Hasn't Herman Cain been in a hospital for a month? 

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Won't matter. Hasn't Herman Cain been in a hospital for a month? 

Yeah but he’s not a white

[UncleSonny 6558]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Is it wrong to hope he dies in a hospital alone without his family by his side as he gasps for breath after spreading it to Bill Barr?

 

[UncleSonny 6558]

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Won't matter. Hasn't Herman Cain been in a hospital for a month? 

Nope in the long run it won't matter at all. Louie doesn't have the integrity to admit that he's wrong or full of shit. I'll take him being sick for a few weeks just so he STFU for that short about of time though. Small victories.

[SydneyCarton 47884]

Isnt this the same guy who’s followers beat the fuck out of a political opponent’s chief of staff last weekend for wearing a mask?

[Bateshorn 9905]

There are congressional pieces of shit.  Then you need to dig down through about 50 feet of raw sewage, and you will find Louie Gohmert.

[yoladu 4067]

On 7/23/2020 at 5:23 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Ummm, didn't that name change for racists already happen sometime in the '60s?

We call them Republicans now.

[yoladu 4067]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

the only two not wearing masks in that group.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Stupid motherfucker thinks he got it from a mask...... smh.

 

[Foosters 17734]

30 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

 

That's so weird that choosing to work for a man with the logic and reasoning skills of a 14th century serf resulted in things like this happening.

[StassneyHorn 6540]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

you know what, fuck it. I hope that shitstain dies. he's killing people with his bullshit.

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

That's so weird that choosing to work for a man with the logic and reasoning skills of a 14th century serf resulted in things like this happening.

he just needs some leaches to suck out the poison, and some mercury to clear his humors....better do some cocaine about it, too. 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

I cheer for injuries in the football field without compunction. I’ve got zero issue cheering for the death of these shitbags actively ruining our country and denying science. Fuck, I’ll pray for their deaths. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

 

[Brisketexan 104628]

14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

Wait....this fucking moron thinks that he infected.....himself?

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Where's a false negative test when you need one?

[Michael Knight 12898]

now this moron is saying he got it cause he was wearing a mask

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

[Dnaguy 11777]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

[Bullneck 18987]

[Underdog 28457]

 Yes,  he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell!

 

[henrygandorf 29177]

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

i fucking knew the masks were behind this!

[RDCanecutter 26282]

On 7/27/2020 at 9:03 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Video of the fight, take a good look at this well-regulated militia

 

 

Tyler: It's a Botero painting come to life.

[Mo Horn 8807]

I really don't wish illness or death on anyone, but if I'm going to do so I would wish that one of his children or loved one gets it from him and dies. He should suffer the rest of his life knowing that he caused their death. And, I hope it's a long miserable life. Death is too good for him. 

[Macanudo 12928]

Anyone else think Gohmert Pyle when talking about this pathetic loser?

[Bookman 4611]

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't wish illness or death on anyone, but if I'm going to do so I would wish that one of his children or loved one gets it from him and dies. He should suffer the rest of his life knowing that he caused their death. And, I hope it's a long miserable life. Death is too good for him. 

Jesus Christ dude.

[RDCanecutter 26282]

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Anyone else think Gohmert Pyle when talking about this pathetic loser?

Pyle was in a real Army, I mean, Marine Corps.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

 

He's absolutely flummoxed by how it could have happened.  This is an incredibly great example of cognitive dissonance.  Reality has intruded upon his core beliefs, so he has to invent a  workaround in his mind to explain it. 

[softlynow 1783]

Are we sure we want bad things to happen to this guy? If the fine folks in the Texas 1st congressional get a fresh crack at choosing a rep, there's a near 100% chance that they choose someone just as insane, maybe more so, and a very high chance that someone would be a more effective agent of insanity.

I get that he's an embarrassment to the state, but we have an embarrassment of those particular riches.

 

[UncleSonny 6558]

24 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't wish illness or death on anyone, but if I'm going to do so I would wish that one of his children or loved one gets it from him and dies. He should suffer the rest of his life knowing that he caused their death. And, I hope it's a long miserable life. Death is too good for him. 

Surly and all so I don't take this seriously, but Louie doesn't love anyone and his children hate him.

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

A rare tip of the hat to McCarthy. "Congressman Covid" may be tough to shake for old Louie, even after completing the standard prescribed UV Light Up the Butt protocol.

 

 

Edited July 29, 2020 by Degenerate Gardner

[elfenix 34171]

41 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Are we sure we want bad things to happen to this guy? If the fine folks in the Texas 1st congressional get a fresh crack at choosing a rep, there's a near 100% chance that they choose someone just as insane, maybe more so, and a very high chance that someone would be a more effective agent of insanity.

I get that he's an embarrassment to the state, but we have an embarrassment of those particular riches.

 

there's no doubt they'd elect someone just as gohmert pyle as the current one.  i think kathaleen wall isn't doing anything right now.

[Jive Turkey 12568]

since Louie guzzles everything Trump spews, i'm guessing Louie is gonna take a shit ton of hydroxy, right?

i'm guessing Louie doesn't, but if he's asymptomatic and gets over this quickly, he'll lie his ass off and say he took hydroxy, which cured him.  just to make his dom look good.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Jive Turkey

[Bruh Man 3160]

Yep you guys are right...fuck.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

 

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

now this moron is saying he got it cause he was wearing a mask

"I can't help but wonder if by keeping a mask treated with demon sperm and keeping it in place, if I might have put some...."  This is what Rep Gohmert meant to say but the spirit wouldn't let him.