Is there a name for these phobias?

[closetohumping 17442]

Fear of eating too fast at a buffet and being unable to eat a bigger variety

Fear of stopping and chatting with people

[freyguy 4272]

Fat asshole?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

55 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Fat asshole?

When we have to move to the next version of this board, Fat Asshole is going to be my username.

[markstanco 12577]

Not a buffet type of person but if ever in Vegas you must hit the bellagio on a sat or sun morning. I think it was $70ish but fantastic. I whipped their ass by destroying the smoked salmon. Prolly not but I’d like to think so.

[futureman 22462]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not a buffet type of person but if ever in Vegas you must hit the bellagio on a sat or sun morning. I think it was $70ish but fantastic. I whipped their ass by destroying the smoked salmon. Prolly not but I’d like to think so.

when I go to a churrascaría I always consume about a pound of the smoked salmon. and then a pound of steak. and a few bites of sides. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

On 5/13/2022 at 10:46 AM, futureman said:

when I go to a churrascaría I always consume about a pound of the smoked salmon. and then a pound of steak. and a few bites of sides. 

That sounds like a pro tip, thanks.

[futureman 22462]

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

That sounds like a pro tip, thanks.

I’m always happy to help. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

On 5/12/2022 at 11:23 PM, markstanco said:

Not a buffet type of person but if ever in Vegas you must hit the bellagio on a sat or sun morning. I think it was $70ish but fantastic. I whipped their ass by destroying the smoked salmon. Prolly not but I’d like to think so.

True dat

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

There was a hotel in SE Austin, not too far from the IRS facility that had a Sunday buffet for $7.95 that included steaks. I think it was called Village Inn, but we put it out of business back in 1981-82. The manager developed some sort of phobia regarding young, hungry college men. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

On 5/11/2022 at 6:40 PM, closetohumping said:

 

Fear of stopping and chatting with people

Being a normal human being is a phobia?

[closetohumping 17442]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:23 PM, markstanco said:

Not a buffet type of person but if ever in Vegas you must hit the bellagio on a sat or sun morning. I think it was $70ish but fantastic. I whipped their ass by destroying the smoked salmon. Prolly not but I’d like to think so.

Heard the best one is the one in Caesar's.  Got reservations for next month.