EPL 2018-19

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

United is lost. Mou is done. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Alli and Kane just missed some really easy chances to ice this completely.  Come on Spurs, don't fuck this up.  I want good old fashioned Mou meltdown.

[MoJames 8240]

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

United is lost. Mou is done. 

I hope he lasts a bit longer.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Me too. He's fun to have around.

[mdmost 42697]

I want Man U to get 1. Just to give them a little hope.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want Man U to get 1. Just to give them a little hope.

You are evil.

 

I like that.

[MoJames 8240]

Where does Mourinho head next? Italy?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Or not.

That's three.

[Captain Ron 12771]

Not sure that gives them much hope now.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

I would like to see him get another manita from Pep and a hiding from Klopp before bowing out.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

1 minute ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I would like to see him get another manita from Pep and a hiding from Klopp before bowing out.

I want to see him make it to 10/20 to get his ass kicked by a new Chelsea before getting the ax.

[mdmost 42697]

Does he make it to Burnley on Sunday?

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

I want to see him make it to 10/20 to get his ass kicked by a new Chelsea before getting the ax.

If Chelsea goes up big in that match, will the both sections of fans join in a round of "Your not special anymore."

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Does he make it to Burnley on Sunday?

The Board has made their statement by not spending any money. If they want him gone, they'd better do it before the January transfer or players will be sending in requests.

He's lost the locker room.

[Schulz2.0 28710]

Lads, it’s United.

[Jive Turkey 12546]

Wow.  That was a farewell from Mou.

[Captain Ron 12771]

I think the earliest they could look to dump Mou would be after the next game with the International break.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Wow.  That was a farewell from Mou.

Looked like it. Or he was begging them to stay off Twitter.

[Firemans4Horn 17775]

I don’t know how United fans have put up with fellani being used as a desperation striker when losing for like 5+ seasons now. Would drive me insane if a team I supported tried this 3rd grade strategy all the time. 

[drt 637]

So what would you call Peter Crouch?

[MoJames 8240]

imgur

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

12 minutes ago, drt said:

So what would you call Peter Crouch?

Legend.

[Captain Ron 12771]

56 minutes ago, MoJames said:

 

 

Mou had a literal answer to this

 

[Firemans4Horn 17775]

 

[kingkoopa6 8300]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

had no one to pass to, said fuck it, and slide it outside.... then he complained to ol dude for not opening up for him

[Goo Punch 4275]

On 8/9/2018 at 2:30 AM, Goo Punch said:

arsenal is a total wildcard this year. our attack and midfield should be straight, but we definitely have questions at the back and at keeper. man u is combustible right now; they'll either come together and win the league or fail to finish top 4 imo. hoping/leaning towards the latter. city and liverpool should be one and two aside from major injuries. tottenham don't seem super ambitious this summer, definitely could cost them. dele alli hasn't been all that great for like a year now, and Kane can't score every single goal. tottenham seems like a team vulnerable to one big injury- kane, lloris, even erikson or son would really hurt. should be an interesting year at the top. for now i'll go with 

city

liverpool

arsenal

chelsea

tottenham

united 

welp, i know which way i'm leaning now.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Goo Punch

[kingkoopa6 8300]

17 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Mou had a literal answer to this

 

[MoJames 8240]

How do you spell how he says 3.  Sthwree?

[Goo Punch 4275]

He said "three" and siri opened up on my iphone.

[Bone3421 716]

By mou

[Goo Punch 4275]

hellloooo ladies

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

WTF is that?  Are some of those ladies or is that Arsenal if they went transgender?  I’m only saying that due to the resemblance of the second on the bottom row looking like Ozil in some kind of late night 80s Comedy Central phone girl commercial.

[Goo Punch 4275]

i know that at least a few of you have the weirdest boner right now.

[hobbes2702 12769]

5 hours ago, MoJames said:

Where does Mourinho head next? Italy?

I’m just not sure that anyone really wants him anymore. Especially if he gets sacked before the winter. His track record used to show winning before the inevitable implosion. Now it just shows chaos. The bigger issue is how he hamstrings your roster even after he’s gone. He is notorious for benching and selling young talent while over paying for aging players with limited skills.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Jose to the MLS!

[Surly Bevo 24686]

How does the USMNT feel about parking busses?

[maninblack 7974]

My guess would be back in Portugal or Turkey. Mourinho used to have talent. Real Madrid broke him.

Edited August 28, 2018 by maninblack

[maninblack 7974]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

2 hours ago, maninblack said:

 

Brutal.

[406W30th 1111]

Quote

Ed Woodward, who has been in talks with Mourinho's agent Jorge Mendes since last October, said: "Jose has already achieved a great deal as Manchester United manager and I am delighted that he has agreed to extend his commitment until at least 2020.

"His work rate and professionalism are exceptional and he has embraced the club's desire to promote top quality young players to the first team.

"He has brought an energy and a sense of purpose to everything that he does and I am sure that will continue to bring results for the fans and the club."

lol

 

 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

I don't always love Squire's stuff (probably due to some missed references), but I will miss Emo Mou if Man U get rid of him.

 

 

[CowboyFred 1151]

On 8/27/2018 at 5:36 PM, Goo Punch said:

welp, i know which way i'm leaning now.

lol 3 points in the first 3 games and now they're going to finish outside the top 4...okay

[Goo Punch 4275]

4 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

lol 3 points in the first 3 games and now they're going to finish outside the top 4...okay

no you're right, man u is in greeeaaattt shape.

 

[mdmost 42697]

Or they’re going to sack Mou, hire Zidane, and go on a run.

[MoJames 8240]

Fuck you Fulham

 

 

[Jograves 357]

NFL owner with the NFL prices. 

[Firemans4Horn 17775]

Fulham’s beers are £.60 cheaper than Chelsea’s. Seem much important than the pie part of the equation. 

[Firemans4Horn 17775]

Beers were $12 for a pint of macro swill at the SF Giants game on Saturday. $20 for 22oz of craft beer. 

[hobbes2702 12769]

20 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

lol 3 points in the first 3 games and now they're going to finish outside the top 4...okay

Which top 4 contender is likely to perform worse? Could they make the top 4? Absolutely. Would I put them ahead of City, Pool, Spurs, Chelsea? I doubt it.

[mdmost 42697]

Trying to remember what Jive and me paid for Carlsberg at Anfield back in February. It wasn’t cheap like at the pub next door. I’m thinking 7 GBP.