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Gosh...maybe she just doesn't want her personal (health?) business on display for all the world to see? I guess this is the burden of having a beautiful first wife.   This was never a proble

Tennesseehorn
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Bitch you obviously didn’t follow the story about BHO and “gay” exploits.  But that’s okay bitch.     Carry on. 

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Nope but the gay boy story is probably as true as BHOs coke snorting stories.....   oh wait.....   never mind. 

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1 hour ago, scottsins said:

I have no clue why anyone would cover this a story. Congrats on looking like the new version of birthers.

Can’t wait for the “if she is still with POTUS at the WH, then why my easily provide proof?!?!” Nonsense.

Denial bro. That foreign alien gold digging whore with horrendous judgement is dead as fried chicken. No one can find her because fat fuck ate her. 

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1 hour ago, scottsins said:

I have no clue why anyone would cover this a story. Congrats on looking like the new version of birthers.

Can’t wait for the “if she is still with POTUS at the WH, then why my easily provide proof?!?!” Nonsense.

We have a retarded reality star as President, the national debate is about Roseanne fucking Barr and you’re wondering why this gets any traction?  Kim Kardashian was a hosted guest at the “White House” last week.  Next week we’re gonna do Hollywood Squares at the Lincoln Memorial. 

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3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I could imagine Fox News if Michelle and the kids disappeared for a month after learning that Barack had banged and paid off some porn stars.

Yeah like that would have happened. Barrack would be have been the one who "disappeared".  Michelle would have taken him out.

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3 hours ago, scottsins said:

I have no clue why anyone would cover this a story. Congrats on looking like the new version of birthers.

Can’t wait for the “if she is still with POTUS at the WH, then why my easily provide proof?!?!” Nonsense.

The Russians are holding her hostage.

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1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Barrack would be have been the one who "disappeared".  

I just want to take the time to applaud you for typing with a rock hammer and a lobster claw.  I recognize your disadvantage and celebrate your commitment to content.  A lazier person would've relied on a donkey who was trained to kick the keyboard.  

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36 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I just want to take the time to applaud you for typing with a rock hammer and a lobster claw.  I recognize your disadvantage and celebrate your commitment to content.  A lazier person would've relied on a donkey who was trained to kick the keyboard.  

 Sorry for hurting your wittle feewings. Sally.

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56 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I kind of lean toward this not being a big dealbut it is weird. 

I lean towards this being a huge story. The first lady and the president's son have disappeared off the face of the earth and all we are hearing are blatant lies. If Hillary and Chelsea vanished early in Clinton's term, the right would have had armed militias out looking for them. 

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1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I lean towards this being a huge story. The first lady and the president's son have disappeared off the face of the earth and all we are hearing are blatant lies. If Hillary and Chelsea vanished early in Clinton's term, the right would have had armed militias out looking for them. 

Nah, the speculation would have been Hillary killed Bill and ate poor Chelsea.

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I could see explaining away DOTUS not being present during the surgery, but after that day, we've heard nothing. It's also strange that DOTUS or one of his minions sent out a tweet from her account.

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10 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

If Hillary and Chelsea vanished early in Clinton's term, the right would have had armed militias out looking for them. 

 

Naw man. There would have been dancing in the streets in joyous celebration.

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10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 Sorry for hurting your wittle feewings. Sally.

No need to apologize.  Who is Sally, though?  That was a randomly placed declarative sentence.  Is that how you sign off or did Sally deserve some kind of recognition all of the sudden?  What's the deal with Sally?

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3 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Yeah, I wasn't clear about my meaning there. What I meant was they would be out scouring the thickets and riverbanks for their bodies, because they would have assumed that Bill had them whacked, so he could cavort with as many bimbos and interns as he wanted. 

Bill wasn’t the one having people whacked. 

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The longer it goes on, the bigger story it becomes.  The initial surgery story bought them a week and that's believable and not really a big deal.  At this point, it's been a month.  I didn't think it was a big deal at first but now I'm starting to wonder.

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3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The longer it goes on, the bigger story it becomes.  The initial surgery story bought them a week and that's believable and not really a big deal.  At this point, it's been a month.  I didn't think it was a big deal at first but now I'm starting to fantasize .

More likely the scenario.

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37 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I lean towards this being a huge story. The first lady and the president's son have disappeared off the face of the earth and all we are hearing are blatant lies. If Hillary and Chelsea vanished early in Clinton's term, the right would have had armed militias out looking for them. 

Didn't need, had Jade Helm.

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It would be a little less weird if the only response to this point wasn't Dotard pretending to be her. 

Although we know how he loves the distractions, so maybe he's keeping it going on purpose. 

That’s my theory.

 He’s got Melania locked up in a basement somewhere (metaphorically speaking) only to reveal her to the world when indictments drop or something to serve as a useful distraction.

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

That’s my theory.

 He’s got Melania locked up in a basement somewhere (metaphorically speaking) only to reveal her to the world when indictments drop or something to serve as a useful distraction.

The Nixon GOP locked Martha Dean in a DC hotel suite for a few days because she was hittin' the sauce and tellin' everything she knew, but they let her out after a long weekend. This is much weirder than that. 

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49 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yeah! That queer didn't even have sex with porn stars! 

So here we are I guess. 

The historical progression in the last 18 years from walking colostomy bags like Tenneseehorn is a fascinating reverse mutation of evolution.  "Ban pornography" to "the moral deterioration of virtue is an outrage" to "divorce is immoral and destructive" to "adultery is unacceptable" to "marriage is sacred" to "lies are okay sometimes" to "adultery with pornography talent that we once wanted banned completely is perfectly cool" to "at least the pornstars aren't queer."  

The final recoil back to amoeba form will be "my rural heritage was built on gay truck stop sex and no Hollywood asshole will ever take that away."

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In case you missed it, today on ABC's This Week, Rudy Giuliani acknowledges that Trump was aware of the re-payment of 130K to Cohen for Daniels and lied about it.  Nice work Rudy.

 

Occam's razor says Melania is done with Donald.  Acknowledgement by Trump that he raw dogged a pornstar right after Melania gave birth to Barron is now becoming public fact.  It's totally unraveling before our eyes.

  

 

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51 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

In case you missed it, today on ABC's This Week, Rudy Giuliani acknowledges that Trump was aware of the re-payment of 130K to Cohen for Daniels and lied about it.  Nice work Rudy.

 

Occam's razor says Melania is done with Donald.  Acknowledgement by Trump that he raw dogged a pornstar right after Melania gave birth to Barron is now becoming public fact.  It's totally unraveling before our eyes.

  

 

Saw him on Meet The Press.  Rudy is a train wreck at this point.

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