Where in the World is Melania Trump?

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[jimmyjazz 47162]

Maybe you should ask your kids to post in your stead, since it seems to be a bit tricky for you.

[JohnRedHorn 29]

Why have the whole surgery ruse if she was just leaving back to NY? Should have just let her go and not draw attention to her

[Hornius Emeritus 12801]

Maybe she knows (knew?)  too much and became a liability. 

 

Edited June 3, 2018 by Hornius Emeritus

[Chooky 13340]

4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 Sorry for hurting your wittle feewings. Sally.

 

49 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah exactly what my 12 year old kids used to say.  You don't ever stop being  you.

Well 12 is probably still a little too old to do the mocking baby talk thing but I still see your point.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Okay, this is getting super sketchy.

I've told y'all SHE HAAAAAAATES HIM and I've never had an ounce of sympathy for her because she made her big orange baboon nest and now she has to live it in.

But I'm kind of worried about what's happened to her.

I'm afraid he's got her stuffed and perched in a rocking chair in Mary Todd's clothes in the Lincoln Bedroom.

[Stunns38 3805]

Okay, this is getting super sketchy.
I've told y'all SHE HAAAAAAATES HIM and I've never had an ounce of sympathy for her because she made her big orange baboon nest and now she has to live it in.
But I'm kind of worried about what's happened to her.
I'm afraid he's got her stuffed and perched in a rocking chair in Mary Todd's clothes in the Lincoln Bedroom.

The Russians “took care of the problem”.


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[Hornius Emeritus 12801]

19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

Angela Merkel:  "Where is Mrs. Trump, Mr. President?"

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

Where is mr President, mr President. 

[Tennesseehorn 101]

5 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Homophobia. Cool.

Bitch you obviously didn’t follow the story about BHO and “gay” exploits.  But that’s okay bitch.  

 

Carry on. 

[Tennesseehorn 101]

59 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Okay, this is getting super sketchy.

I've told y'all SHE HAAAAAAATES HIM and I've never had an ounce of sympathy for her because she made her big orange baboon nest and now she has to live it in.

But I'm kind of worried about what's happened to her.

I'm afraid he's got her stuffed and perched in a rocking chair in Mary Todd's clothes in the Lincoln Bedroom.

LMFAO

 

SURE.  

[Mojo Hand 4580]

5 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Bitch you obviously didn’t follow the story about BHO and “gay” exploits.  But that’s okay bitch.  

 

Carry on. 

It's funny how you think that was a real story.   I bet you were all in on pizzagate too. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

5 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

LMFAO

 

SURE.  

You sure are easily humored. 

[Tennesseehorn 101]

5 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

It's funny how you think that was a real story.   I bet you were all in on pizzagate too. 

Nope but the gay boy story is probably as true as BHOs coke snorting stories.....

 

oh wait.....

 

never mind. 

[SaucyJack 3520]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Okay, this is getting super sketchy.

I've told y'all SHE HAAAAAAATES HIM and I've never had an ounce of sympathy for her because she made her big orange baboon nest and now she has to live it in.

But I'm kind of worried about what's happened to her.

I'm afraid he's got her stuffed and perched in a rocking chair in Mary Todd's clothes in the Lincoln Bedroom.

[Brian Fantana 6864]

24 minutes ago, Tennesseehorn said:

Bitch you obviously didn’t follow the story about BHO and “gay” exploits.  But that’s okay bitch.  

 

Carry on. 

Imagine being this stupid.

[Hornius Emeritus 12801]

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Imagine being this stupid.

 

TennesseeHorn predicted that the Republicans will pick up 4-5 Senate seats and break even in the house. 

[Tennesseehorn 101]

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

TennesseeHorn predicted that the Republicans will pick up 4-5 Senate seats and break even in the house. 

And..........that is still my prediction.  

[Chooky 13340]

Yep, "big orange baboon nest" jumped out at me too.  I'm stealing it. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Sounds like she'll be at a Gold Star family event tomorrow:

 

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Trump must be getting subpoenaed tomorrow 

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[Degenerate Gardner 4159]

21 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Sounds like she'll be at a Gold Star family event tomorrow:

 

Fascinating pertinent detail: it appears to be closed to the press.

Melanie is conspicuously absent.

 

 

[Assholehorn 6]

The melania you see at the event tomorrow will not be the real Melania. She was buried under the white house. This new melania is a cupacabra with a boob job. 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

2 hours ago, Tennesseehorn said:

LMFAO

 

SURE.  

You seem triggered, bro.  You realize your hombres epicqueen and badmofo are still back at Shaggy, right?   Maybe go have them fluff your micropenis over there?

[Bama Chick 28596]

I'd pay a whole $20 bill for someone in the crowd to scream out "SHE'S ALIVE!!!" if she appears.

If this administration were a Netflix show it's have the lowest Rotten Tomatoes score ever for being too unrealistic and over the top.  I makes "House of Cards" seem quaint.

Are we all just living in a game of SIMS?  Are we becoming aware?  Have our programmers gone to far?

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Are we all just living in a game of SIMS?  Are we becoming aware?  Have our programmers gone to far?

There's a thread for that...

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I'd pay a whole $20 bill for someone in the crowd to scream out "SHE'S ALIVE!!!" if she appears.

If this administration were a Netflix show it's have the lowest Rotten Tomatoes score ever for being too unrealistic and over the top.  I makes "House of Cards" seem quaint.

Are we all just living in a game of SIMS?  Are we becoming aware?  Have our programmers gone to far?

It's the Fawlty Towers of administrations, but Melania needs to step up her common sense bitch game if she wants to catch Sybil. 

[Brian Fantana 6864]

I feel like what's going to happen is he'll just trot out some younger, hotter, obviously different person and say "What? It's Melania!" and everyone will just believe it because America 2018.

[Tennesseehorn 101]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump must be getting subpoenaed tomorrow 

That’ll never happen.  EVAR.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12801]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You seem triggered, bro.  You realize your hombres epicqueen and badmofo are still back at Shaggy, right?   Maybe go have them fluff your micropenis over there?

Wow, you are right. I just went over to Shaggy and they are there. They are the only ones who are there and it looks like days go by in between posts, but they are there. Badmofo appears to have been made a moderator. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wow, you are right. I just went over to Shaggy and they are there. They are the only ones who are there and it looks like days go by in between posts, but they are there. Badmofo appears to have been made a moderator. 

He's the high sheriff of a shit-filled ghost town

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

23 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wow, you are right. I just went over to Shaggy and they are there. They are the only ones who are there and it looks like days go by in between posts, but they are there. Badmofo appears to have been made a moderator. 

Yeah, woke up half smashed and went there by habit.  Sure enough, they’re having a circle jerk.  I kicked the biscuit and GTFO.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

Wait - maybe that tweet last week with "Melanie" in place of "Melania" wasn't a typo or auto-correct.

It was a trial balloon - getting us ready for the new first lady - Melanie Trump.

Wonder what former Eastern Block nation she hails from?

[Fozzz 152]

I hope he’s not beating her. Hasn’t he been accused of that in the past by one of his ex-wives?

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

5 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

I hope he’s not beating her. Hasn’t he been accused of that in the past by one of his ex-wives?

Ivana said he raped her but he paid her to shut up.

Again, this is our president, ladies and gentlemen. 

[JohnRedHorn 29]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I'd pay a whole $20 bill for someone in the crowd to scream out "SHE'S ALIVE!!!" if she appears.

If this administration were a Netflix show it's have the lowest Rotten Tomatoes score ever for being too unrealistic and over the top.  I makes "House of Cards" seem quaint.

Are we all just living in a game of SIMS?  Are we becoming aware?  Have our programmers gone to far?

https://www.sciencealert.com/reality-doesn-t-exist-until-we-measure-it-quantum-experiment-confirms

Well since quantum theory tests have shown reality doesn't exist until we observe it maybe that's just the way the simulation preserves processing power. The creator of our simulation seems to have gotten bored and decided to throw series of craziness into the game:

"What happens if I program a war mongering simpleton to be president and then destroy that countries' two signature buildings? Ok, now let's drop them into economic turmoil and make a black guy the president! Alright, now lets take a corrupt reality t.v. idiot and scam artist and make him president!"

Let's all hope he's gotten bored with throwing disasters at us. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

7 hours ago, JohnRedHorn said:

https://www.sciencealert.com/reality-doesn-t-exist-until-we-measure-it-quantum-experiment-confirms

Well since quantum theory tests have shown reality doesn't exist until we observe it maybe that's just the way the simulation preserves processing power. The creator of our simulation seems to have gotten bored and decided to throw series of craziness into the game:

"What happens if I program a war mongering simpleton to be president and then destroy that countries' two signature buildings? Ok, now let's drop them into economic turmoil and make a black guy the president! Alright, now lets take a corrupt reality t.v. idiot and scam artist and make him president!"

Let's all hope he's gotten bored with throwing disasters at us. 

it's the point in simcity when you start lobbing meteors and godzilla into the mix

[Ted Lange 16411]

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it's the point in simcity when you start lobbing meteors and godzilla into the mix

[XR4ticlone 122]

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I'd pay a whole $20 bill for someone in the crowd to scream out "SHE'S ALIVE!!!" if she appears.

Wow...American dollars?   

 

You know what we call it when we dodn't see Michelle Obama for 7 days?  

A great week.  😉

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

 

 

[Brian Fantana 6864]

19 minutes ago, XR4ticlone said:

Wow...American dollars?   

 

You know what we call it when we dodn't see Michelle Obama for 7 days?  

A great week.  😉

I say the same about your fat bitch mom

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

10 hours ago, Fozzz said:

I hope he’s not beating her. Hasn’t he been accused of that in the past by one of his ex-wives?

There is also rumor of a video from an elevator where Trump beat her and Cohen stood and watched. 

[wildcat09 29579]

It's not like he was ever a particularly impressive intellect, but didn't Tennesseehorn used to be smarter than this? It's like he's spent the past two years huffing paint thinner.