Where in the World is Melania Trump?

[zork 629]

23 minutes ago, F250 said:

Probably, something tells me she is down to fuck.

I'll take two scoops of that por favor.

[retread 2951]

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm starting to think that she's been in rehab.   

That's a possiblity, or something like a black eye.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

She’s been missing Dr. Aggy Candyman

[Chad Fuck 18135]

On 6/8/2018 at 11:47 PM, TDunk said:

Disagree.  Chopsticks is played by only utilizing the ivory keys.  

I know.  I stand by my statement.

[jimmyjazz 47203]

On 6/9/2018 at 12:14 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Maybe she's porking an SS agent. 

This hits close to home.  My uncle was assigned to guard Richard Nixon up until his resignation.  After that, my uncle got reassigned to Nixon's daughter Tricia.  He started fucking her, much to the chagrin of his wife (my Mom's sister).  Voila, divorce.

[zork 629]

before or after this:

Edited June 11, 2018 by zork

[jimmyjazz 47203]

After.

[jimmyjazz 47203]

Of course, these allegations are directly from my Aunt, who may have extrapolated.  It's not like I have a smoking dress or anything.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

"I am not a cuck." I know it doesn't really fit but it popped in my head. 

[Parliament 14598]

1 hour ago, zork said:

before or after this:

Why not both

[RomaVicta 30591]

On 6/9/2018 at 12:23 AM, F250 said:

Probably, something tells me she is down to fuck.

Never noticed the pistol before. Also think her ab lines are shopped. 

Such tacky pictures she's been involved in as Trump's wife. I assume this is another photo used by Trump to brag. I wonder if she thought she'd be through with all of that once she hit gold.

My ridicule engine is wearing out. The doofus that produced this status symbol represents all of us to the world.

Fucking electorate.

Edited June 11, 2018 by RomaVicta

[Horn Dog 10158]

This fucking cunt....

[Bullneck 19528]

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I hope Jill rips it all up and puts it back like it’s supposed to be.

[Underdog 29190]

I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden...

[Jive Turkey 13005]

Where is she? Butchering the English language and spitting lies. But Fox News will say she’s more American than Michelle will ever be. 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

54 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Where is she? Butchering the English language and spitting lies. But Fox News will say she’s more American than Michelle will ever be. 

 

[NWBuck 8629]

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Reviving this thread long enough to say, "Buh-bye." No really. "Buh-bye." Midway through the video when she references her online safety campaign, I'm wondering if she has any sense of humor whatsoever since she doesn't bring up her spouse....guess that wouldn't fly past the video editor thought.

 

[Red Five 41738]

Fake Melania was by far my favorite subplot of the last four seasons. I can't wait to get resolution on that. 

[Anastasis 23720]

First twatter response.

 

[NAVY 6969]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Fake Melania was by far my favorite subplot of the last four seasons. I can't wait to get resolution on that. 

You talking about Rogue Melania on Twatter? Great stuff 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Stop trying to make "twatter" happen. 

[Gatorubet 30720]

This hits close to home.  My uncle was assigned to guard Richard Nixon up until his resignation.  After that, my uncle got reassigned to Nixon's daughter Tricia.  He started fucking her, much to the chagrin of his wife (my Mom's sister).  Voila, divorce.

Anyone shooting at her vitals had to go through him....literally.

[Gatorubet 30720]

Of course, these allegations are directly from my Aunt, who may have extrapolated.  It's not like I have a smoking dress or anything.

"I am not a cuck." I know it doesn't really fit but it popped in my head. 

“I like ike”, “I like dick” - very similar.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Fake Melania was by far my favorite subplot of the last four seasons. I can't wait to get resolution on that. 

Stephen Colbert went meta on fake Melania.

 

[NAVY 6969]

9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Stop trying to make "twatter" happen. 

I doubt I've ever typed it but once, but OK Al 

[Anastasis 23720]

17 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Stop trying to make "twatter" happen. 

too late bro. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

31 minutes ago, NAVY said:

You talking about Rogue Melania on Twatter? Great stuff 

Rogue Melania is pretty good, but there was a consistent rumor that Melania had a double that was used occasionally. Noel Casler maintained it was true IIRC, but others denied it.

This is one of Rogue Melania's latest entries:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Colbert’s Melania (played by Laura Benanti) was awesome. She made numerous appearances on the show over the past few years. She was always great and often had Stephen cracking up. This was a good one from not too long ago:

She made her farewell appearance tonight. Stephen gave her a pretty good sendoff. I haven’t found the video on YouTube yet but you can watch it here:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/colberts-laura-benanti-delivers-one-last-musical-fuck-off-to-melania-trump

What a way to say thank you. 

[RPM 26628]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

“We hate you like you hate Ivanka.”

Classic. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

so is a secret service guy plugging her or the pool boy ?

[Underdog 29190]

Melania.  Don't think any SS has plugged a pool boy since Bongina left the Service. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

so is a secret service guy plugging her or the pool boy ?

She’s an escort. They pay her 

[Guest Lobo]

How many dicks have been in the Former First Lady?  Serious question.  Not shaming her at all, but she and her family like to play the holier than thou card...so let's start with this simple premise........who has made more men in her...Melania or all the other first ladies of the U.S. combined?  I think it's about a push.  

Again, what consenting adults do of any gender...is their business and I judge not.  But given the evil of her family...I'd like to take bets.  

[Neonmoon 38130]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

How many dicks have been in the Former First Lady?  Serious question.  Not shaming her at all, but she and her family like to play the holier than thou card...so let's start with this simple premise........who has made more men in her...Melania or all the other first ladies of the U.S. combined?  I think it's about a push.  

Again, what consenting adults do of any gender...is their business and I judge not.  But given the evil of her family...I'd like to take bets.  

I don’t know Edith Roosevelt was a huge whore 

[Surly Bevo 25748]

We counting all the NowThis dildos that Eleanor Roosevelt no doubt got from her "friends"?

[atomheartbevo 90650]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

who has made more men in her.

Was gonna say William R King, but he was dead when Buchanan was President. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, they definitely swung.  I'm guessing, and again no judging, based on social norms of the day and the families in which they were raised, most first ladies of the U.S. were probably virgins at the time of marriage to the future Presidents to whom they married.  Obviously there was a few in there that chose to sew their royal oats or whatever the fuck the phrase was in the 1830's.  But between her "modeling" career, "movie" career, escort services, and what she must have done outside the marriage with Donald before so many eyes were on her...she has to be at least 50 dicks into a plethora.  Maybe not 100, but I'm guessing 50-100 if you include oral.  I'm guessing a couple of tag-teams at some point as well.  

In the immortal words of former Chief of Staff, Sam Elliott..."The American people can stomach a lot, but one thing they can't handle is a picture of the First Lady with a mouthful of cock!"  

still, I thought she brought great poise and elegance to the position.  God bless her and her demon child. 

[RPM 26628]

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

How many dicks have been in the Former First Lady?  Serious question. 

Her codename was Porcupine.

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Her codename was Porcupine.

I guess "South Austin's Mom" was too long?

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

On 6/7/2021 at 5:46 AM, RPM said:

Her codename was Porcupine.

Was “Eurotrash Whore” already taken? 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Where is she?

NOT ON THE COVER OF VOGUE, BITCH

[Mez2 4048]

would

[Red Five 41738]

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

1,3

2

yup.

[Guest Lobo]

A woman's body is hers to do with as she sees fit.  We should not demonize sexual activity in any fashion, provided it is consensual and among adults not under duress.  

the great Donald Trump's wife accepted the ejaculated fluids of numerous European and Asian men for cash money before, and possibly during her marriage to President Trump.  It's the only life she ever knew and thus her marriage to Trump seemed reasonable at the time.  She has consumed, on many occasions, the seminal fluids of random rich men because she thinks, "This is the Way."  Eventually she met some decent people and had a child, and began to question her life choices.  But still consumed Trump's seed in myriad orifices for a disturbingly long period of time.  She's a cum-dumpster shitbag who is rotting from the inside.  May Barron be with her, because nobody else on this planet will be.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

wat?

[Guest Lobo]

sometimes i type out the quiet part in real life.  The former first lady, the beloved wife of the beloved and wonderful President Donald J. Trump?  She's a rotten cock-sucking piece of human shit who will live in shame for the rest of her life, and then rot in hell after that for all of her cock-filled eternity.  

It takes quite a woman to be the ball licker of the worst human being on the fucking planet.  That's her cross to bear and her cock to suck.  Fucking cum-filled whore.