Where in the World is Melania Trump?

[brown water 3787]

Also, ham fisted sounds like something that might turn up in another dossier soon.  

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

6 hours ago, Equinox said:

She has AIDS!

What's the difference between HIV and HPV?

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

 

[F250 29176]

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

nah.  She's already hot, she'd just get a tune-up.  A little work on the eyes maybe, maybe some injections, maybe get the ol' coochie snugged up and her butthole bleached.  That sort of thing. 

Boobs look bigger.

[R2D2 91]

Melania hates Donald Trump (as much as I do).

[JohnRedHorn 29]

She's dead. Trump used to love her but he buried her in the back yard. 

[Goredho 17627]

The Surly Liberal Cabal have gone fucking crazy with Trump derangement syndrome. Better take a deep breath, cucks, or your Trump-hate might give you a brain autism, hah!!

 

[LongestHorn 772]

Betty and Nancy had mastectomies as FLOTUS.  Nancy spent 5 days in the hospital.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1987/10/18/nancy-reagan-undergoes-mastectomy-for-cancer/51f60703-87ef-4e9f-a24e-da9d92d44106/?utm_term=.1b4e08c86e27

[longhornsftmfw 129]

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

The Surly Liberal Cabal have gone fucking crazy with Trump derangement syndrome. Better take a deep breath, cucks, or your Trump-hate might give you a brain autism, hah!!

 

Haha stupid libcucks and their brain autism, that'll teach 'em!

[ChiTownDoc 21325]

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

The Surly Liberal Cabal have gone fucking crazy with Trump derangement syndrome. Better take a deep breath, cucks, or your Trump-hate might give you a brain autism, hah!!

 

‘A brain autism’?

...more like Retardho

[jimmyjazz 46977]

I heard the HPV vaccine can cause brain autism.

[Goredho 17627]

24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

‘A brain autism’?

...more like Retardho

Retardho?  Nice attempt, but that’s not even a word.  Dumb fucking beta-cuck.

Rest easy, Melania’s in the kitchen where she belongs!

[4th&Five 41904]

 

[longhornsftmfw 129]

6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Retardho?  Nice attempt, but that’s not even a word.  Dumb fucking beta-cuck.

Rest easy, Melania’s in the kitchen where she belongs!

Melanie*

[ChiTownDoc 21325]

12 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Retardho?  Nice attempt, but that’s not even a word.  Dumb fucking beta-cuck.

Rest easy, Melania’s in the kitchen where she belongs!

Beta cuck?  Keep it original fuckstick.  Is fuckstick a word?  Can I call you that?  

Keep carrying my water you poor bitch.  This Maybach doesn’t drive itself.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Goredho is trolling and I like it.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Edited June 1, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[bad_teammate 13480]

[Chuckie Finster 22978]

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

she ded

[Biff Tannen 46061]

49 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Goredho is trolling and I like it.

I do not share your sentiment.  It's weak.  No one's gonna buy it and he shouldn't be selling it.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

She's dead, Jim.

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

In all seriousness, what's going on?

Could they be getting divorced while he's in office and this is the "separation?"

We've definitely never had that in American history....

[JimmyJames 12271]

7 hours ago, Goredho said:

The Surly Liberal Cabal have gone fucking crazy with Trump derangement syndrome. Better take a deep breath, cucks, or your Trump-hate might give you a brain autism, hah!!

 

The surly liberal cabal f/k/a the shaggy liberal cabal no longer meets and probably won’t until swam makes his triumphant return. 

[kevwun 16269]

I don't see why he would be worried about a divorce making him less popular.

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I don't see why he would be worried about a divorce making him less popular.

The evangelicals would then be telling us what a virtue divorce is.

[kevwun 16269]

Now if she doesn't want a divorce and just refuses to live with him, that I could see being an embarrassment to him.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Now if she doesn't want a divorce and just refuses to live with him, that I could see being an embarrassment to him.

Whatever is going on, they’re working on a way to use it to their advantage politically. 

And sadly, they can totally spin divorce, separation, or death into a political win and distraction when the time is right.

[Homercles 10206]

Whatever is going on, they’re working on a way to use it to their advantage politically. 
And sadly, they can totally spin divorce, separation, or death into a political win and distraction when the time is right.

“She was slowing me down. Full steam ahead into the iceberg!”

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

His worst nightmare is they divorce and split the assets and everyone learns he's not a real billionaire.

[yaqdum 182]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

remain @WhiteHouse

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Whatever is going on, they’re working on a way to use it to their advantage politically. 

And sadly, they can totally spin divorce, separation, or death into a political win and distraction when the time is right.

Migrant Melanie worked illegally as a model on a visitor Visa, helped her parents chain migrate, and tricked him into an anchor baby. Fund the wall! Do something!

 

Dotard can just cut and paste.

[Mo Horn 8933]

CNN reports that she hasn't been seen publicly since May 10th. There is so much more to the story. The question is how much longer can it stay under wraps? 

[kevwun 16269]

A Woodrow Wilson 2nd term scenario would have been much better for the country.

Edited June 1, 2018 by kevwun

[JimmyJames 12271]

The whole thing has gotten really bizarre. 

[kevwun 16269]

I would agree except bizarre has lost all meaning when it comes to Trump.  He's so far past the Tyson zone that Bill Simmons is gonna have to rename it the Trump zone.

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The whole thing has gotten really bizarre. 

Late in Clinton's second term, Hillary essentially left him.  She moved out of the White House and to NY to run for Senate.  The story wasn't framed that way but the first lady essentially moved out and got her own place after an affair.  She didn't disappear, though.  That's the only similar thing I could think of.

[kevwun 16269]

When is the next scheduled thing she is supposed to do?  Like an annual event that the First Lady is always involved with.

Edited June 1, 2018 by kevwun

[JimmyJames 12271]

I’ve actually come to like her as it’s become clear she hates trump way more than I do. Trump has got to know this, hence at least part of my concern.

I mean for Christ sake just tweet out a photo of her talking to someone with a tweet that was not obviously written by president shitstain. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

remain @WhiteHouse

#BLOATUS

[Mo Horn 8933]

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

When is the next scheduled thing she is supposed to do?  Like an annual event that the First Lady is always involved with.

One story says she is working on the congressional picnic and 4th of July. The picnic last year was June 22nd.

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

All she has to do is search Michelle Obama’s tweet history and plagiarize one of hers.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

In all seriousness, what's going on?

Could they be getting divorced while he's in office and this is the "separation?"

We've definitely never had that in American history....

Divorce ?  nope,  You think Bill and Hillary were sharing bedroom ?  She bolted when she was running ing for the Senate.

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

38 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

remain @WhiteHouse

Should have put remain @WhiteHouse in quotes to really fuck with everybody.

[Jive Turkey 12930]

Trumpkins will turn on Melania in a heartbeat if need be. 

One of Kanye’s biggest hits will be their anthem. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

As long a Rogue Melania is still alive on Twitter, America will be fine.

 

[thrillhammer 686]

37 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Divorce ?  nope,  You think Bill and Hillary were sharing bedroom ?  She bolted when she was running ing for the Senate.

good lord, there you go again.  can you go a day without bringing up hillary?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, thrillhammer said:

good lord, there you go again.  can you go a day without bringing up hillary?

What in the fuck are you talking about  ?  I believe aqua posted something almost identical.  That they are an example of less than martial bliss in the WH is a just a recent coincidence.   Golly gee fuck me for being the second person to point it out.

Go hump someone elses leg.

[thrillhammer 686]

that fucking aqua buddha will get his leg humping later.

kellyanne says donald trump can go a couple of says without talking about hillary.  i think it would be healthy if you would strive for something similar.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, thrillhammer said:

that fucking aqua buddha will get his leg humping later.

kellyanne says donald trump can go a couple of says without talking about hillary.  i think it would be healthy if you would strive for something similar.

As long as there's a Hillary Will never be president thread that's doubtful.  

A totally non guilty, and completely healthy pleasure I can assure you.

And I doubt she goes more than an hour without reflexively blurting his name out in one of her vodka fueled rants.

[brown water 3787]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

His worst nightmare is they divorce and split the assets and everyone learns he's not a real billionaire.

Marriage is a hedge against wealth