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23 minutes ago, F250 said:

Probably, something tells me she is down to fuck.

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I'll take two scoops of that por favor.

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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm starting to think that she's been in rehab.   

That's a possiblity, or something like a black eye.

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On 6/9/2018 at 12:14 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Maybe she's porking an SS agent. 

This hits close to home.  My uncle was assigned to guard Richard Nixon up until his resignation.  After that, my uncle got reassigned to Nixon's daughter Tricia.  He started fucking her, much to the chagrin of his wife (my Mom's sister).  Voila, divorce.

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On 6/9/2018 at 12:23 AM, F250 said:

Probably, something tells me she is down to fuck.

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Never noticed the pistol before. Also think her ab lines are shopped. 

Such tacky pictures she's been involved in as Trump's wife. I assume this is another photo used by Trump to brag. I wonder if she thought she'd be through with all of that once she hit gold.

My ridicule engine is wearing out. The doofus that produced this status symbol represents all of us to the world.

Fucking electorate.

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Reviving this thread long enough to say, "Buh-bye." No really. "Buh-bye." Midway through the video when she references her online safety campaign, I'm wondering if she has any sense of humor whatsoever since she doesn't bring up her spouse....guess that wouldn't fly past the video editor thought.

 

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Fake Melania was by far my favorite subplot of the last four seasons. I can't wait to get resolution on that. 

You talking about Rogue Melania on Twatter? Great stuff 

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This hits close to home.  My uncle was assigned to guard Richard Nixon up until his resignation.  After that, my uncle got reassigned to Nixon's daughter Tricia.  He started fucking her, much to the chagrin of his wife (my Mom's sister).  Voila, divorce.

Anyone shooting at her vitals had to go through him....literally.
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Of course, these allegations are directly from my Aunt, who may have extrapolated.  It's not like I have a smoking dress or anything.

"I am not a cuck." I know it doesn't really fit but it popped in my head. 


“I like ike”, “I like dick” - very similar.
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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Fake Melania was by far my favorite subplot of the last four seasons. I can't wait to get resolution on that. 

Stephen Colbert went meta on fake Melania.

 

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9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Stop trying to make "twatter" happen. 

I doubt I've ever typed it but once, but OK Al 

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31 minutes ago, NAVY said:

You talking about Rogue Melania on Twatter? Great stuff 

Rogue Melania is pretty good, but there was a consistent rumor that Melania had a double that was used occasionally. Noel Casler maintained it was true IIRC, but others denied it.

This is one of Rogue Melania's latest entries:

 

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Colbert’s Melania (played by Laura Benanti) was awesome. She made numerous appearances on the show over the past few years. She was always great and often had Stephen cracking up. This was a good one from not too long ago:

She made her farewell appearance tonight. Stephen gave her a pretty good sendoff. I haven’t found the video on YouTube yet but you can watch it here:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/colberts-laura-benanti-delivers-one-last-musical-fuck-off-to-melania-trump

What a way to say thank you. 

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How many dicks have been in the Former First Lady?  Serious question.  Not shaming her at all, but she and her family like to play the holier than thou card...so let's start with this simple premise........who has made more men in her...Melania or all the other first ladies of the U.S. combined?  I think it's about a push.  

Again, what consenting adults do of any gender...is their business and I judge not.  But given the evil of her family...I'd like to take bets.  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

How many dicks have been in the Former First Lady?  Serious question.  Not shaming her at all, but she and her family like to play the holier than thou card...so let's start with this simple premise........who has made more men in her...Melania or all the other first ladies of the U.S. combined?  I think it's about a push.  

Again, what consenting adults do of any gender...is their business and I judge not.  But given the evil of her family...I'd like to take bets.  

I don’t know Edith Roosevelt was a huge whore 

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Yeah, they definitely swung.  I'm guessing, and again no judging, based on social norms of the day and the families in which they were raised, most first ladies of the U.S. were probably virgins at the time of marriage to the future Presidents to whom they married.  Obviously there was a few in there that chose to sew their royal oats or whatever the fuck the phrase was in the 1830's.  But between her "modeling" career, "movie" career, escort services, and what she must have done outside the marriage with Donald before so many eyes were on her...she has to be at least 50 dicks into a plethora.  Maybe not 100, but I'm guessing 50-100 if you include oral.  I'm guessing a couple of tag-teams at some point as well.  

In the immortal words of former Chief of Staff, Sam Elliott..."The American people can stomach a lot, but one thing they can't handle is a picture of the First Lady with a mouthful of cock!"  

still, I thought she brought great poise and elegance to the position.  God bless her and her demon child. 

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11 hours ago, Lobo said:

How many dicks have been in the Former First Lady?  Serious question. 

Her codename was Porcupine.

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A woman's body is hers to do with as she sees fit.  We should not demonize sexual activity in any fashion, provided it is consensual and among adults not under duress.  

the great Donald Trump's wife accepted the ejaculated fluids of numerous European and Asian men for cash money before, and possibly during her marriage to President Trump.  It's the only life she ever knew and thus her marriage to Trump seemed reasonable at the time.  She has consumed, on many occasions, the seminal fluids of random rich men because she thinks, "This is the Way."  Eventually she met some decent people and had a child, and began to question her life choices.  But still consumed Trump's seed in myriad orifices for a disturbingly long period of time.  She's a cum-dumpster shitbag who is rotting from the inside.  May Barron be with her, because nobody else on this planet will be.  

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sometimes i type out the quiet part in real life.  The former first lady, the beloved wife of the beloved and wonderful President Donald J. Trump?  She's a rotten cock-sucking piece of human shit who will live in shame for the rest of her life, and then rot in hell after that for all of her cock-filled eternity.  

It takes quite a woman to be the ball licker of the worst human being on the fucking planet.  That's her cross to bear and her cock to suck.  Fucking cum-filled whore.



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