No, Les Miles, YOU'RE Awesome!

[Parliament 14647]

 

 

Now he's an actor.

[Loco 3754]

always was...except when the corndogs played the gata, then he was a magician...

[RollLeft 5092]

He sucks!  

[Aqua Buddha 14820]

He really kinda sucks at acting.  Those clips of him doing scenes were awkwardly bad.

His daughter's name is Smacker Miles?

['stache 22205]

He really kinda sucks at acting.  Those clips of him doing scenes were awkwardly bad.
His daughter's name is Smacker Miles?

That’s what makes it awesome.

[UDontKnow 10572]

Thread title is incorrect. "Awesome" should be changed to "strange"

[Pato del Muerto 53696]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He really kinda sucks at acting.  Those clips of him doing scenes were awkwardly bad.

His daughter's name is Smacker Miles?

Smacker is a nickname. UT swimmer, too. 

[Nivek 17481]

Some people's awesome is fucking stupid.

[Sgt Hulk 14553]

*your

[Antidean 200]

Let er rip!!

[pyrohornIII 4853]

He's perfect for Grecian Formula commercials.

[mulletpelini 5230]

Yeah that was terrible.

[markstanco 12850]

Since no LSU thread, no talk about the retard linebacker who was the driver to a pawn shop robbery?

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/lsu-lb-suspended-indefinitely-after-arrest-in-connection-to-pawn-shop-burglary/

What was his cut as a driver for a pawn shop heist, $75? Maybe 100?

Brilliant.

[HtownHorn 15260]

LSU going the way of Baylor, 2nd player picked on assault charges. This time it's former Desoto OL, Ed Ingram. I remember we wanted him badly, good thing he wanted LSU.

[kopp0e 1135]

If Kansas needs to look for another head coach for football, (they do), Les should be at the top of the list, good actor or not...

[LTtxfan 50068]

New for 2018 CFB....

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/08/21/les-miles-makes-cameo-in-dr-peppers-new-college-football-ad-campaign/

[closetojumping 65705]

Brian Bosworth is in that commercial. That pudwacker shouldn't have a fucking thing to do with promoting the sport in any way, shape, form or fashion.

[Wishbone 4967]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Brian Bosworth is in that commercial. That pudwacker shouldn't have a fucking thing to do with promoting the sport in any way, shape, form or fashion.

True that. He was probably just on the list of out of work ex-football related figures of wannabe actors with no skills. Fit the budget.

[Zavala 1384]

Mad hatter did have some of the best and most successful special teams trick plays. He'd be a cool special teams coach and recruiter. 

[bmbmd 1042]

He's pretty bad.

[Machinator 32103]

For anyone who uses reddit, he's doing an Ask Me Anything (Q&A with users) on /r/cfb tomorrow at 12:30 Central: 

 

[Napoleon 8872]

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

For anyone who uses reddit, he's doing an Ask Me Anything (Q&A with users) on /r/cfb tomorrow at 12:30 Central: 

 

This is a two-parter:

Les... in your last year at LSU, (1) How much did LSU boosters pay for 5 star recruits & 4 star recruits? And how much were Saban's Bama boosters paying for 5 star recruits & 4 star recruits?

Thanks, in advance.

[WBT 21201]

Saw him and his wife at the Jason's Deli on Corporate in Baton Rouge once

[MNLonghornFUKM 8990]

I miss Les.

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Saw him and his wife at the Jason's Deli on Corporate in Baton Rouge once

I've eaten at a Jason's Deli, so this hits close to home for me. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

All I know is he's a character and that's one of the things I love about college football.

[hornian 5299]

Do Ok State fans still loathe him?

[Parliament 14647]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

This is a two-parter:

Les... in your last year at LSU, (1) How much did LSU boosters pay for 5 star recruits & 4 star recruits? And how much were Saban's Bama boosters paying for 5 star recruits & 4 star recruits?

Thanks, in advance.

Don't be an ass.  Les Miles is awesome.

[Braff Zacklin 13677]

Always suspected Les was a bit of a mimbo. Those acting clips confirm it.

[Zavala 1384]

Did he ever wear the visor from the bet with Spurrier?

[Napoleon 8872]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Don't be an ass.  Les Miles is awesome.

I’m not saying that he isn’t awesome, I’d just be interested in knowing what the going rates were his last year in Baton Rouge. Now that he isn’t in coaching, he might be willing to be a little more forthcoming. 

[ousux 5652]

If Kansas needs to look for another head coach for football, (they do), Les should be at the top of the list, good actor or not...

I think so as well, but his next coaching gig is likely his last before retitement...not sure he wants to take that on.

He would improve their recruiting to a decent level though, might even make KU the new season spoiler Big12 team. (Currently ISU)

[kopp0e 1135]

13 minutes ago, ousux said:

I think so as well, but his next coaching gig is likely his last before retitement...not sure he wants to take that on.

He would improve their recruiting to a decent level though, might even make KU the new season spoiler Big12 team. (Currently ISU)

Les would be a cure for the decade of suckitude the program is currently in... And with whatever might be with the coming date of 2025, Kansas needs to get it's football house in order soon..!

[Stunns38 3816]

Take this with a grain of salt but I’ve heard rumors that Les is involved with bringing football back to UTA in Arlington. He’d be like Coker was to UTSA. I think it’s bullshit but a few people in Arlington-FTW heard the same rumors.

[Pogo 286]

Was posted on old board.  Needs to be here as well.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[LTtxfan 50068]

 

[Hurtlocker 2219]

The Big 12 needs a bit more bat shit crazy

[LTtxfan 50068]

5 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

The Big 12 needs a bit more bat shit crazy

Blanton posted this.....

This son of a bitch better be in crimson and blue before 2019...

 

Edited November 15, 2018 by LTtxfan

[South Austin 53389]

On 10/19/2018 at 1:49 PM, Pogo said:

Was posted on old board.  Needs to be here as well.

1, 2, 4.

[Treefidy 1507]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

So he has shitty attorneys/agent, or was this part of the contract and taking a new job?  

I mean, if they owed him 6.5M over the next 5 years, taking a 1.5M lump sum is basically taking 1 year and letting the other 4 slide

[Machinator 32103]

Just now, Treefidy said:

So he has shitty attorneys/agent, or was this part of the contract and taking a new job?  

 

Probably the latter, given that he seems to be KU-bound.

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

Cool, but that is actually kind of a terrible hire, I think. His whole thing was owning the state of Louisiana (the best per capita recruiting ground in the country) and running a caveman offense with huge athletic freaks that would just push people around and run them over. When he couldn't win with brute force, he couldn't win. He is like the last coach I would hire at a school that will always be at a talent disadvantage.

If I was Kansas I'd be looking at triple option guys or something. They need a gimmick, something that can mess with a more talented team that isn't used to seeing it.

[Hurtlocker 2219]

Their gimmick is going to be the best tasting grass in the FBS!

[Machinator 32103]

It's going to come down to the staff he hires. He needs a group of hungry up-and-comers who are willing to recruit.

[South Austin 53389]

Just now, Machinator said:

It's going to come down to the staff he hires. He needs a group of hungry up-and-comers who are willing to recruit.

Les, I’d like to introduce you to Oscar Giles.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Now if we can just get the Pirate back in conference, our ratings should go through the roof... well, for press conferences, anyway.

[Jhawk 1075]

8 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

So he has shitty attorneys/agent, or was this part of the contract and taking a new job?  

I mean, if they owed him 6.5M over the next 5 years, taking a 1.5M lump sum is basically taking 1 year and letting the other 4 slide

His contract stipulated that he had to continue looking for a job to keep getting his buyout money.  I would venture to guess that means that if he gets a job somewhere that his new salary would net against his old salary.  Given that, we know he just took a job somewhere.

[Hurtlocker 2219]

Just now, Jhawk said:

His contract stipulated that he had to continue looking for a job to keep getting his buyout money.  I would venture to guess that means that if he gets a job somewhere that his new salary would net against his old salary.  Given that, we know he just took a job somewhere.

Are you getting tingly?