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Back when I was at UT my girlfriend lived on 33rd and I walked up to her house as her hot roommate was walking out with her bike. I saw a cottonmouth right on the porch, so I told her to stop. I took her bike and rolled the front tire onto its neck. She brought me a kitchen knife and I cut its head off. 

Otherwise, I usually let snakes live (especially non-poisonous) assuming they are doing me a solid somehow. 

I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. 

/csb

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10 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Kill that bitch. I hate snakes

It's an alive snake. While you trying to figure shit out, he gonna eat you whole.

Kill them all, let your god sort them out.

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7 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. 

I mean you killed a rattlesnake with a bike and a kitchen knife in front of her. Unless you're the most unappealing motherfucker in the world...

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean you killed a rattlesnake with a bike and a kitchen knife in front of her. Unless you're the most unappealing motherfucker in the world...

Exactly. And I’m actually quite handsome. Everybody says so. 

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