What kinda snake is this?

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

Found this guy in the bamboo behind my garage here in central Austin. Anybody know what it is? Google suggests maybe a rat snake? 

[texastough 1142]

Yes, rate snake. Good snek. Here's the master thread:

 

[South Austin 53227]

*Snek. Negged to Bolivia.

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

3 hours ago, texastough said:

Yes, rate snake. Good snek. Here's the master thread:

 

Thanks! Yeah, I thought there was a thread but couldn’t find it. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Kill that bitch. I hate snakes

[TwiceHorn 32079]

The presence of rate snek possibly indicates the presence of vermin, namely rates.  Rate snek may be doing you a solid.

[texastough 1142]

derp

[High Plains Drifter 11189]

2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Kill that bitch. I hate snakes

 

yeah, rats  >>> rat snake.

 

[PantsTent 2005]

Thanks! Yeah, I thought there was a thread but couldn’t find it. 

What’d you do, look for snek thread by searching for ‘snake’?

[Kennythetiger 9626]

Who’s the Instagram chick?  

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

12 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

What’d you do, look for snek thread by searching for ‘snake’?

Yep. My bad there. 

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

Back when I was at UT my girlfriend lived on 33rd and I walked up to her house as her hot roommate was walking out with her bike. I saw a cottonmouth right on the porch, so I told her to stop. I took her bike and rolled the front tire onto its neck. She brought me a kitchen knife and I cut its head off. 

Otherwise, I usually let snakes live (especially non-poisonous) assuming they are doing me a solid somehow. 

I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. 

/csb

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

not interested in your trouser snek

[Brothahorn 10097]

10 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Kill that bitch. I hate snakes

It's an alive snake. While you trying to figure shit out, he gonna eat you whole.

Kill them all, let your god sort them out.

[ztejas 44227]

7 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. 

I mean you killed a rattlesnake with a bike and a kitchen knife in front of her. Unless you're the most unappealing motherfucker in the world...

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean you killed a rattlesnake with a bike and a kitchen knife in front of her. Unless you're the most unappealing motherfucker in the world...

Exactly. And I’m actually quite handsome. Everybody says so.