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Like that guy that invented the pet rock?  You see, that's what you have to do.  You have to use your MIND and come up with some really great idea like that.  You can make MILLIONS and never have to work again!

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Well alright.  It was a "jump to conclusions" mat.  You see, it would be this mat, that you put on the floor.  And it would have different conclusions that... you could jump to.

I've been high about 10 times my entire life.  One of which, I was alone and thought Office Space would be a great time.  This scene came on, and I laughed for so long I actually thought I was about to die.  /csb

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Well, well look. I already told you. I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!

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This movie, like a lot of others, never held any interest for me when it came out and several years later.  But I caught it one day and just laughed my ass off, watch it whenever I catch it on.  

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10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Bob Slydell’s rage and disgust when Lumbergh doesn’t agree with their recommendation to promote Peter gets me every time.

We feel…

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Like the 7-11 right?  You take a penny from the jar…

FROM THE CRIPPLED CHILDREN?

No that’s the jar, I’m talking about the tray…pennies for everyone 

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5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Bob Slydell’s rage and disgust when Lumbergh doesn’t agree with their recommendation to promote Peter gets me every time.

I’ll handle this

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