You know, there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit.

[Biff Tannen 45758]

Like that guy that invented the pet rock?  You see, that's what you have to do.  You have to use your MIND and come up with some really great idea like that.  You can make MILLIONS and never have to work again!

[futureman 22562]

you know… I had an idea like that once, a long time ago. 

[NorthLoop 14254]

Oh really. What was it, Tom?

[Knoxtnhorn 6073]

Well alright.  It was a "jump to conclusions" mat.  You see, it would be this mat, that you put on the floor.  And it would have different conclusions that... you could jump to.

I've been high about 10 times my entire life.  One of which, I was alone and thought Office Space would be a great time.  This scene came on, and I laughed for so long I actually thought I was about to die.  /csb

[Biff Tannen 45758]

The Bobs are two of my favorite characters in all of cinema.

[David Dennison 18994]

The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

[Surly Bevo 25261]

Well just a second there professor.  We uh FIXED the glitch.  So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore so it'll just work itself out naturally.

[futureman 22562]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Bobs are two of my favorite characters in all of cinema.

 

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, just a moment.

[futureman 22562]

nm

Edited May 22, 2022 by futureman

[Neonmoon 38130]

There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

[South Austin 52664]

[South Austin 52664]

What just happened?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I would buy this if it was just the graphic:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdyhgH1pZ_G/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[South Austin 52664]

Well, well look. I already told you. I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!

[Underdog 28825]

This movie, like a lot of others, never held any interest for me when it came out and several years later.  But I caught it one day and just laughed my ass off, watch it whenever I catch it on.  

[mdleast 8369]

PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?

[jeevsie 3740]

Naga......Not gonna work here any more.

[Pig Bellmont 8745]

You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

[South Austin 52664]

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?

This really is one of the most underrated lines in the whole movie. Because nobody knows what that means.

[bschoolprof 6273]

well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob.  

 

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I would buy this if it was just the graphic:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdyhgH1pZ_G/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I'd go for an initech t-shirt

[GreenspointTexas 9708]

“Bah-leeve me, this.is.ah. hi-(laugh)poh-(laugh)thet-(laugh)it-cull…..”

 

fucking slays me every time

[bschoolprof 6273]

For Bob Slydell fans

 

[mdleast 8369]

well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob.  
 
I'd go for an initech t-shirt

I see you and raise

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Got my brother an initech mug for his birthday a few years ago.  Just shipped it him from Amazon with a card wishing him well signed by Michael Bolton. I didn’t indicate who was the true source. 

[futureman 22562]

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Bob Slydell’s rage and disgust when Lumbergh doesn’t agree with their recommendation to promote Peter gets me every time.

We feel…

[Homercles 10206]

Like the 7-11 right?  You take a penny from the jar…

FROM THE CRIPPLED CHILDREN?

No that’s the jar, I’m talking about the tray…pennies for everyone 

Edited May 22, 2022 by Homercles

[South Austin 52664]

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

For Bob Slydell fans

 

I fucking love that.

[Biff Tannen 45758]

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Bob Slydell’s rage and disgust when Lumbergh doesn’t agree with their recommendation to promote Peter gets me every time.

I’ll handle this

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

When the movie debuted, Swingline did not carry a red-colored model. They do now (and I have one).

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006HUQZ6

[Parliament 14357]

Heeeyyy...get a room, you two!

Edited May 23, 2022 by Parliament

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

Peter, man, check out Channel 9!

[Neonmoon 38130]

I gotta wake my ass up at 6am every day this week…drag up to Las Colinas. Yeah I’m doing the drywall there at the new McDonalds. 

[Biff Tannen 45758]

Back up in your ass with the resurrection.

[futureman 22562]

hahahaha can I get you gentlemen something more to drink or maybe something to nibble on some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas???? 😃 

[Biff Tannen 45758]

You do want to express yourself don't you?

[ztejas 43608]

It is horrible*. This idea. 

Edited May 23, 2022 by ztejas

[Surly Bevo 25261]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It is horrible*. This idea. 

Should be the permanent Surly motto

[ClubWhatever 12159]

Aww somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

[HornOnTheBayou 8958]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[ClubWhatever 12159]

What???  Did you just hang up on me?   Nobody hangs up on me!   We’re THROUGH.  Don’t call me again.  And you wanna know what?  IVE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!!

[Damor 1237]

That means that every day you see me... that's on the worst day of my life.

[Bookman 4649]

Nobody in this country can pronounce my name. It's not that hard.

[Celery Man 21022]

To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.

[Parliament 14357]

No thanks, Man.  I don't want you fucking up my life too.

[South Austin 52664]

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.

[Dennis Taylor 18894]

Hell, Lundberg fucked her

[South Austin 52664]

Who’s Lundberg?

[futureman 22562]

7 hours ago, Damor said:

That means that every day you see me... that's on the worst day of my life.

what about today? is today the worst day of your life?

[Damor 1237]

Yeah.