You know, there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit.

[South Austin 52659]

Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

 

[austingirl 2192]

15 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

When the movie debuted, Swingline did not carry a red-colored model. They do now (and I have one).

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006HUQZ6

I didn’t realize that. I’ve had mine for a while now. 

Edited May 23, 2022 by austingirl

[usmc0331horn 967]

No man. Shit no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man.

[South Austin 52659]

I can't believe it took this long, and I have just as much fault as the rest of you on this thread.

[bschoolprof 6273]

My 7th grade son had an "interview an adult" assignment for his leadership class the other day.  The last question he came up with on his own was "what would you do with a million dollars?" 

 

Without blinking, you know exactly what my answer was.  He chortled (he's never seen office space). My wife was less amused.  

Edited May 23, 2022 by bschoolprof

[Parliament 14357]

Your kid's got upper management written all over him.