which of you was mastering his 31" by 17" domain?

[elfenix 34233]

woman live tweets man watching porn, jerking off, doesn't bother calling the skywaitress.  worst part: dude didn't bother putting on headphones.  

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elly-shariat-southwest-airlines-masturbator_us_5b10289be4b0fcd6a834c239

 

 

baller:

 

also, you have a small dick

 

 

Edited June 1, 2018 by elfenix

[Longboard Horn 40312]

smh.... you can't make this shit up

[Loose Stool 112]

Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?  I got to plead ignorance because if anyone had said that sort of thing was frowned upon when we took off.... I gotta say I've been on a lot of flights and, well, people do that all the time...

[woohorn 1131]

smh.... you can't make this shit up

Sounds like this PR powerhouse may have, though.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Where on the ticket or during the safety theater does it say not to do that?

[52-80 19150]

worse, he chews !

[Sam Lin 3556]

You mean mastering his 3" domain.

[phdhorn 6224]

They bought their tickets Shana, they knew what they were getting into, 

I say, let 'em splooge!

[Whitman 694]

Pretty sure that this is a daily occurrence on Spirit Air. 

[Wiler77 1566]

Quote

She alleged in another tweet that as the man was leaving the plane, “he looked at me, told me he hoped I enjoyed the show, patted my head, and then left.”

Like a boss.

Why didn't she take a picture of the dude and put his face and micro-dick on blast?

[Art Vandelay 1712]

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Edited June 1, 2018 by Art Vandelay

[RexWilson 1346]

Did he leave his shoes on?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

14 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Seems bullshitty to me too

[woohorn 1131]

 

 

 

 

 

 

She Why didn't she take a picture of the dude and put his face and micro-dick on blast?

She just tweeted it: 

 

 

[Steamboat1874 4058]

56 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Agree !

There is not a woman on the planet that can go five hours without getting up and going to the bathroom unless she is wearing adult diapers.

[Incredulity 11667]

this story

[Gene Parmesan 4005]

If he was watching porn without headphones, it seems like her story would at least be partially corroborated by other passengers.

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

was the guy dipping while jerking off?  that might narrow down the list of potential surly who was the culprit

[NeverMarryAStripper 21901]

I just hope he wasn’t wearing flip flops. Nobody wants to have to look at his disgusting toes for five hours.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:

If this story is true, it's disgusting, and no one should have to witness that on a flight, or anywhere else in public. That said, people that turn to Twitter for everything annoy the shit out of me. If she was being "sexually assaulted" (her words), then don't you think it's worth waking up the person in the aisle seat so you can go and alert a flight attendant?? Or just press the fucking "Call Flight Attendant" button directly above your head?? WTF.

Also, it was a "nearly 5-hour flight" and she never once got out of her seat? I'm calling b.s.

Does SW have any 5 hour routes?

OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. 

Countrrpoint:  women and their grasp of time. 

Edited June 1, 2018 by Pato del Muerto

[RollLeft 5044]

Dude must of saw their slogan and took the challenge.

also SW only promises with their low fares "Nothing to Hide"...

Edited June 1, 2018 by RollLeft

[bernorange 8361]

Clearly, the jerkoff should have soiled the air and pinched some nipples to assert dominance first.

[elfenix 34233]

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does SW have any 5 hour routes?

OP flight tracker shows Vegas to philly. No way that’s nearly 5 hours. 

Countrrpoint:  women and their grasp of time. 

4 hours 46 minutes gate to gate per flight aware

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SWA1753/history/20180529/1505Z/KLAS/KPHL

Edited June 1, 2018 by elfenix

[Underdog 28614]

“You’re now free to beat it about the country.”

[demos 3003]

Maybe he thought the plane was about to crash.

[mulletpelini 5211]

I bet she was the co-pilot

[markstanco 12574]

Only thing missing from this story is him requesting a Dutch rudder.

[Ldogg53 514]

Yeah her story reeks of bullshit.

[RPM 26318]

On 6/2/2018 at 3:00 PM, Ldogg53 said:

Yeah her story reeks of bullshit.

Agreed. There's no way he beat off and didn't recline his seat fully.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

Agreed. There's no way he beat off and didn't recline his seat fully.

You silly amateur.........

[SDG 3319]

Does this count as mile high club membership?  

Edited June 4, 2018 by SDG

[Incredulity 11667]

42 minutes ago, SDG said:

Does this count as mile high club membership?  

Well, technically.....

 

sex occurred.

Edited June 4, 2018 by Incredulity

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

13 hours ago, SDG said:

Does this count as mile high club membership?  

Solo division. 

[Incredulity 11667]

1 minute ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Solo division. 

Better than....

 

Hope Solo division.

 

Wait a minute.  Off the band names thread.

[crash_davis 23107]

was that  wrong?  i shouldn't have done it?

[Moby Ric 2058]

Was she sitting behind him?  Was his seat reclined and that is really what this is all about?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

So you let him cum next to you? Twice?  

But instead of moving you tweet about it? 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

So you let him cum next to you? Twice?  

But instead of moving you tweet about it? 

Her on board post was more like this....  

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but....

 

[Capt 235]

Thanks alot

[OrangEngr 1035]

52 minutes ago, Capt said:

Thanks alot

Just reminds me that I don't use "Thanks a lot Bin Laden" enough in my life to explain away my troubles.

[Loose Stool 112]

Story has to be bullshit.  Dude was dry dockin' it...twice?

[RPM 26318]

He was in the full upright and locked position.