Men look favorably upon stiff nips

[Gil Bang 25827]

In 2020, psychologists from the State University of New York at Oswego looked at how heterosexual men and women perceived women with nipple erections. 

In part 1 of the study, participants were shown randomized slides with two sets of identical pictures of women – except for the fact that in some of the pictures the women had erect nipples, and some didn't. The participants were then asked to rate the photographed women on a series of 16 emotional and physiological states, including positive, negative, and sexually aroused states.

To make sure facial expression cues didn't influence participants, the faces of the women were obscured, while the levels of nipple erectness were scored by independent raters. Men and women were more likely to project positive emotions onto photographs of the women with erect nipples, while – to the surprise of no one – men projected more "sexy emotions" onto the photos.

Well, now part 2 of the study – published in Evolutionary Behavioral Science – is finally out, and we have more info on the effect of erect nipples on heterosexual men, and it turns out they'll go out of their way to be around them.

In the sequel – "The point of nipple erection 2: The effect of nipple erection on intended and expected altruism" – the team wanted to find out if these perceived emotional states had an effect on male behavior.

"For example," the team writes. "Would men be more willing to assist women with nipple erection as opposed to those without?"

As before, the heterosexual men were asked to rate pictures of women with and without nipple erections, as well as being asked a range of questions designed to test their change in attitudes, such as whether they would lend her $100, help her if her car was broken down, or provide tutoring sessions. The male group, it transpired, was much more likely to help the women with erect nipples, particularly when that help would require them to be in close proximity to the woman with erect nipples.

"Men perceived women with nipple erection as more deserving of altruism, especially if that altruism involved greater interaction with the woman, and they expected these same women to behave more altruistically toward them," the team wrote in the study of 421 college students.

"They also believed the women with erect nipples should be included in their social groups."

Meanwhile, heterosexual women did not perceive the women with nipple erections as being more deserving of altruistic behavior, "and did not want to include them into their social groups".

The team notes that the images of women used were all of "attractive" women – which could, of course, be open to all sorts of biases – and that no research has been done that includes variables such as facial expression cues, nor using photographs of women of different ages and body types.

 

https://www.iflscience.com/brain/heterosexual-men-act-differently-around-women-with-visibly-erect-nipples-study-indicates/?fbclid=IwAR0VcmIga7fVMfnj-5opN-88iy7PRUI3r9Ht_JflwJG5rJwGx5RD6iGt8aU&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[H/T: PsyPost]

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52216]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

the levels of nipple erectness were scored by independent raters

Guidance counselor failed me again

[Samson's Wig 3167]

People get paid to do this work. lol 

For their next experiment these top notch psychologists will determine that water is indeed wet.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Any idea how that was funded? I'd like to submit my research proposal for the various methods BBWs use to help me resolve an erection that exceeds 4 hours.

 

[Kel Varnsen 8377]

I know it caused me to watch Friends.

[CycleTex87 2951]

3 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

People get paid to do this work. lol 

For their next experiment these top notch psychologists will determine that water is indeed wet.

beat me to it.

[Nuge 1954]

[Prepuce of Doom 20953]

The real kicker is that a hundred undergrads probably got extra credit in Psych 101 for looking at tits. 

[South Austin 51953]

I like nipples.

[Dennis Taylor 18637]

 

[Chooky 13288]

[Prepuce of Doom 20953]

^^World's most offensive sundials. 

[Surly Bevo 24666]

49 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

People get paid to do this work. lol 

For their next experiment these top notch psychologists will determine that water is indeed wet.

Absolutely this. We got bad shit everywhere we could dig it to more but some asshole prioritized funding for this.  

[Billy Pilgrim 1890]

I think I’ll start a study on camel toes and their effect on heterosexual men. Could I get a government grant for that?

[HornOnTheBayou 8866]

I assumed this research was published in "No Shit! Quarterly" along with other articles on how the sun will rise in the east tomorrow and HornOnTheBayou needs a fucking beer right now. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[NWBuck 8536]

[Cody2422 264]

On the one hand, we could dedicate a bunch of research money to preventing mass school shootings...On the other, we could study how erect nipples affect heterosexual men.  Nipples it is.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4963]

Y'all laugh, but now future research papers can cite scientific evidence that erect female nipples have a positive effect on men when exploring other less obvious stuff that may be related. At least, I would try and find a way to cite it in as many papers as I could if I was a researching anything remotely related.

[TexArcher 37387]

And here I was all these years thinking there was something wrong with me for getting a throbbing hard-on every time I see a woman's rock-hard nipples poking though a wet t-shirt.

Thanks, science!

[52-80 19033]

[Kel Varnsen 8377]

*nips

[Celery Man 20829]

[Trey3216 15319]

Nipple, oh Nipple. N-I-Double P-L-E......IT TELLS THE WEATHER!!  

[Steel Shank 9365]

Well ok then.

[utee94 15729]

 

[Upgrayedd 5797]

No pics at either of those links.  

[Prepuce of Doom 20953]

17 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

No pics at either of those links.  

I was interested in checking out their stimulus materials as well, but alas, I no longer have access to academic journals. 

[Wally Fairway 5500]

what is next - some study to determine if water is indeed wet?

there is a 20 year old internet story about JLo having a nipple tweeker to get her nips ready for photo shoots and videos; 20 years later and I'd still volunteer.

[Gil Bang 25827]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

 

She's the GOAT of stiff nips, no question.

[F250 28601]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

"Men perceived women with nipple erection as more deserving of altruism, especially if that altruism involved greater interaction with the woman, and they expected these same women to behave more altruistically toward them," the team wrote in the study of 421 college students.

 

Altruism? that isn't altruism.

 

 

[Steel Shank 9365]

A letter to the editor from a reader in the April issue of “Busty Latinas” mentioned this study. I’m excited the study is getting more exposure.

[workswithseed 2012]

[next2naus 436]

[Nicole44 21996]

4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I know it caused me to watch Friends.

 

[Deej 76356]

My new business cards with the job title of "Independent Nipple Rater" should be here next week. 

[TexasEd 8055]

I bought this issue, does that mean they were using biological cues to influence my behavior?

[Brisketexan 104208]

This is an interesting issue.  I should look into it.  I'll poke around, and tell you fellas what I find.

[Guest]

Soft ones, hard ones, pink ones, brown ones.

I celebrate (most of) the entire catalogue.

[elfenix 34157]

Edited May 26, 2022 by elfenix

[tx 3 putt 75883]

I'd like to get funding for two new studies, the effects of large breasts on males and the hyptontizing effects of camel toe on males. 

Edited May 26, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Deej 76356]

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

The team notes that the images of women used were all of "attractive" women

[Brisketexan 104208]

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I'd like to get funding for two new studies, the effects of large breasts on males and the hyptontizing effects of camel toe on males. 

Tex Avery already did that research.  Here are the results:

[Steel Shank 9365]

[Kel Varnsen 8377]

She looks smart and definitely someone I'd invite into my peer group

Edited May 27, 2022 by Kel Varnsen

[jimmyjazz 45362]

Edited May 27, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[Gatorubet 29971]

[Trey3216 15319]

16 hours ago, TexasEd said:

I bought this issue, does that mean they were using biological cues to influence my behavior?

[Trey3216 15319]

17 hours ago, Deej said:

My new business cards with the job title of "Independent Nipple Rater" should be here next week. 

[smuggs 9318]