Men look favorably upon stiff nips

[Blotto 23415]

I had a buddy that would always raise the alert by saying "turkeys are done!" that analogy still kills me

[Gatorubet 30045]

17 hours ago, slorch said:

Soft ones, hard ones, pink ones, brown ones.

Spill the wine, take that pearl…

[davidg 4024]

Wicked Weasel contest winner, Aug 2007 IIRC

[Nuge 1957]

We're focused on hard nipples here.  Please stay on topic.

[Bateshorn 9875]

Yeah, man, we have multiple threads for that stuff

r/pokies

NSFW, obvs.

[Hermanator 6905]

I know. No more said here but he asked a question that was easily answered. 

[Blotto 23415]

7 hours ago, davidg said:

Wicked Weasel contest winner, Aug 2007 IIRC

Legit lol. havent thought about wicked weasel contests in ages. still around apparently

[Deej 76467]

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Judy Greer...mmmmm...

[Upgrayedd 5803]

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

I had a buddy that would always raise the alert by saying "turkeys are done!" that analogy still kills me

Smuggling raisons.  

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points of her own, sittin' way up high

Way up firm and high

[High Plains Drifter 10968]

 

As a scientist, I'm going to need to carefully review their experimental design before I accept the hypothesis that men project sexy emotions on photos of erect nipples.

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12874]

18 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Yeah, man, we have multiple threads for that stuff

r/pokies

NSFW, obvs.

[Trey3216 15325]

On 5/26/2022 at 6:47 PM, Steel Shank said:

[elfenix 34163]

boop.  boop.

[wd40 1976]

On 5/26/2022 at 3:35 PM, Wally Fairway said:

what is next - some study to determine if water is indeed wet?

there is a 20 year old internet story about JLo having a nipple tweeker to get her nips ready for photo shoots and videos; 20 years later and I'd still volunteer.

I'd get fired on day 1.  wouldn't be able to resist saying "frt-frt".

[Beau Vine 53939]

[tx 3 putt 76110]

Yoh know the researcher’s dad cried when his son told him what he wanted to study in college 

[OU Sucks 8744]

Next up, the State University of New York at Oswego will be conducting a study to see if heterosexual women prefer a man with a long penis over a man with a short penis.

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

I don't want to know the outcome of that study

[Jersey Man10 3500]

[Wally Fairway 5514]

9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Next up, the State University of New York at Oswego will be conducting a study to see if heterosexual women prefer a man with a long penis over a man with a short penis.

newsflash - it's about A) money, B) status, C) money, D) penis
(if you have what they want with A & B, they will get some D from the pool boy)

[OU Sucks 8744]

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

newsflash - it's about A) money, B) status, C) money, D) penis
(if you have what they want with A & B, they will get some D from the pool boy)

My joke was if they preferred long penises over short penises, but I do apologize for offending your short penis.

[Wally Fairway 5514]

52 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

My joke was if they preferred long penises over short penises, but I do apologize for offending your short penis.

my joke was writing it so they could get so D

[davidg 4024]

Don’t know if this will embed but never really knew how cold chilled cucumber soup was

 

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