Austin Regional Thread

[Valmy77 13226]

Nicely done Todd.

2-0 Texas. Two down.

[TexArcher 37806]

That'll do!

Crooked number first innings pay for tickets to Omaha.  Let's fucking go.

[WBT 20580]

A hit!

[Valmy77 13226]

Skyler with the first hit of the game. Two on for Silas.

[zlavydra 2123]

1st and 2nd, 2 down after IF single for Messinger

[Bevo&Pevo 5167]

7th batter of the inning.

[cabowabo 4487]

Hope ya'll in attendance are clapping to the horn.

[Native Horn 3504]

33 pitches?  Me likey.

[Horn80 6123]

Good 1st inning but I wanted more.

[tejas60 3533]

Did he ever hit 100 mph? Last pitch was 95. Anybody know the pitch count?

[zlavydra 2123]

Had a chance to end this guy and didn't...but he's not going to last long throwing 33 pitches per inning.

[rivin 199]

I'll take that 1st inning.

[Mo Horn 8848]

34 pitches in the first inning. He won't be around long. 

[Valmy77 13226]

At least Ardoin ran up Skenes pitch count

[VirginiaLonghorn 4772]

Good mileage on one infield hit …

[Revolution512 1487]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good mileage on one infield hit …

It didn’t do anything for us….

[Ignatius 4017]

We played Air Force in the Bluebonnet Bowl at Rice Stadium my freshman year. The day of the game I found out I got a B in Calculus (the only one I got as an undergrad), got shitplowed during the game and lost my wallet while the Horns lost the game, and very late that night got a car door slammed on my hand at the Yucatán Liquor Stand.

tldr; thank your for your service Air Force, now go fuck yourself….

Edited June 3, 2022 by Ignatius

[TexArcher 37806]

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good mileage on one infield hit …

 

2 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

It didn’t do anything for us….

 

I think the point is that we scored twice without even hitting a ball out of the infield.

But that kid's manager is in his ear right now telling him to relax because we didn't exactly knock him around and he just got a little unlucky.

So, we need to jump on him again in the 2nd before he settles in.  His stuff's pretty good.

 

[TwiceHorn 31487]

So, I assume the "lieutenants" are graduates?  How does that work, I wonder?

[zlavydra 2123]

3 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

It didn’t do anything for us….

led to another bunch of pitches, at the very least.

[Native Horn 3504]

Pretty cool to see some AF batters come up with "Lieutenant" instead of "Senior" next to their name.  

[Valmy77 13226]

Come on Hansen! Bear down.

[Native Horn 3504]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

So, I assume the "lieutenants" are graduates?  How does that work, I wonder?

I assume they just graduated last week or whatever

[Valmy77 13226]

Fuck.

[ztejas 43455]

Settle down Pete. 

[NorthLoop 14209]

well crap. 2-1 horns

[Bevo&Pevo 5167]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Fuck.

X2

[TexArcher 37806]

Fucking shitdick.  God dammit.

[NorthLoop 14209]

Hansen not getting the high strike that AF is getting. 

[MirrOlure 14786]

Jeez. Did EK forget he’s playing LF and not CF?

[Horn80 6123]

AF = real.  aggy = faux 

[TwiceHorn 31487]

1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

I assume they just graduated last week or whatever

I was thinking 5th year or Covid year, but wasn't sure AFA permitted such a thing.

And, seems like it should be Second Lieutenant.

[NorthLoop 14209]

Ok time to hit the ball. 

[zlavydra 2123]

Bad 2-strike pitch to a lefty leads to a run.

[Valmy77 13226]

There we go.

Ok let's get that run back and then some.

[ztejas 43455]

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

[WBT 20580]

34 pitches in the 1st.  Keep running up his count

[Beau Vine 54236]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

We have rules here.

[Native Horn 3504]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And, seems like it should be Second Lieutenant.

Part of their NIL deal.  

[Not a cat 5658]

8 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

The day of the game I found out I got a B in Calculus (the only one I got as an undergrad)

Either a humblebrag about academics or partying during undergrad.  Not sure which.

 

 

[ztejas 43455]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We have rules here.

I'll do my best.

 

Faltine got hot at the right time. 

[TexArcher 37806]

Couple of nice swings this inning.

Let's chase this guy early, yeah?

[zlavydra 2123]

Here comes Dougie. He's pissed. He's ready.

[Pato del Muerto 52504]

So is it hit and steamy out there?

still cloudy up here in north Austin. 

Edited June 3, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Fletch 5800]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

I’ll bet if you give em $5 they’ll flash their tits. Go find out 

[zlavydra 2123]

Another IF hit. Two on, one out for EK.

[TexArcher 37806]

Come on, EK, get into one...

 

[WBT 20580]

gotdamn airhorn

[ztejas 43455]

The horn guy is on his A game today. 

As in - I hope he has an aneurysm.

[BERT 4360]

Can someone kill the airhorn guy?