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We played Air Force in the Bluebonnet Bowl at Rice Stadium my freshman year. The day of the game I found out I got a B in Calculus (the only one I got as an undergrad), got shitplowed during the game and lost my wallet while the Horns lost the game, and very late that night got a car door slammed on my hand at the Yucatán Liquor Stand.

tldr; thank your for your service Air Force, now go fuck yourself….

Edited by Ignatius
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Posted
2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good mileage on one infield hit …

 

2 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

It didn’t do anything for us….

 

I think the point is that we scored twice without even hitting a ball out of the infield.

But that kid's manager is in his ear right now telling him to relax because we didn't exactly knock him around and he just got a little unlucky.

So, we need to jump on him again in the 2nd before he settles in.  His stuff's pretty good.

 

Posted
1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

I assume they just graduated last week or whatever

I was thinking 5th year or Covid year, but wasn't sure AFA permitted such a thing.

And, seems like it should be Second Lieutenant.

Posted
8 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

The day of the game I found out I got a B in Calculus (the only one I got as an undergrad)

Either a humblebrag about academics or partying during undergrad.  Not sure which.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The AF females are representing well. A few baddies sighted already. 

I’ll bet if you give em $5 they’ll flash their tits. Go find out 

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