Austin Regional Thread

[Cajun 11,705]

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

The Texas players need to stop being bitches and take their free pass without running their pie hole. Is that clear enough?

Very well stated.

[Beau Vine 54,220]

1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Yeah, let me hit you with this slider.  Hopefully Faltine was just trying to convey to the LA Tech pitcher that plunking 3 dudes in two innings is pretty busch. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I fixed it, Fucko.

[TexasIsBetter 275]

Fucking fuck

[WBT 20,565]

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

The Texas players need to stop being bitches and take their free pass without running their pie hole. Is that clear enough?

No, I meant that two of our players already did that tonight

[Beau Vine 54,220]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I mean if a dude is hitting players because he sucks at pitching breakers he should also be booed for sucking. But yea not on purpose.

I celebrate the other team's pitcher sucking.  Why would I boo?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Hodo is another one. He always stares down the pitcher when they come inside on him. I’d plunk him just for that. See if he wants some. 

The LT P laughed at Hodo’s stare down after the last K.  Perfect ..

[WBT 20,565]

How about a dp here?

[Cajun 11,705]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

“Get it outta her pants and into your FACE!”

[Pato del Muerto 52,494]

Need a gidp right meow 

[UTEX90 589]

Playing with fire allowing all these base runners.  Lets go!

[Cajun 11,705]

Just now, WBT said:

How about a dp here?

Take it to to the porn forum!

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

Gordon is kinda spastic right now.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Gordon is kinda spastic right now.

He’s fucking belt high with everything ..

[D3zii 3,678]

1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

Playing with fire allowing all these base runners.  Lets go!

Well we always complain about not throwing strikes so 

[Cajun 11,705]

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

Gordon is kinda spastic right now.

He’s got good stuff, but he’s trying way too hard.  He need’s to settle down some and just trust it.

[orangeut 212]

Bear down Lucas

[Cajun 11,705]

Great pitch right there.

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He’s fucking belt high with everything ..

His arm action looks weird too.

[LTtxfan 49,185]

Come on Gordon... already 59 pitches thrown thru 3 innings.

Thankfully LaTech keeps stranding runners

[Herbie Hancock 7,347]

Well fuck a duck. Watched the first two innings on my directv app, now it says not authorized at this time.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

The real problem is they’re gonna be in our bullpen EARLY .. and that ain’t no good.

[orangeut 212]

Whew, Lucas just needs to settle in and pitch his stuff

[Horny Bull 2,759]

More runners stranded. Good work, Lucas. 

[WBT 20,565]

60 pitches through 3.  Hopefully he'll start to settle in.

[TexArcher 37,774]

Pitching out of trouble again.  Gordon's fearless, man.

[texastroubadour 1,210]

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Well fuck a duck. Watched the first two innings on my directv app, now it says not authorized at this time.

Please report to the Principal’s office

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

His arm action looks weird too.

Yeah, he does have a tendency to get under the ball which leaves it high and flat.

[LTtxfan 49,185]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Great pitch right there.

[Cajun 11,705]

NOW THAT looked like a guy who said, “fuck it, try to hit this shit bitch!”.

GODDAMN we may have a serious diamond in the rough here.  
 

He just needs to keep breathing through his eyelids.

[Valmy77 13,226]

4 hits and 6 baserunners in three innings. Probably can't go too long like that. Does Lukas have two more innings in him?

[Zepol87 9,185]

Got out of it again but playing with fire

[TexArcher 37,774]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

The real problem is they’re gonna be in our bullpen EARLY .. and that ain’t no good.

It'll be fine if they're down 5 or 6 at that point.

We're not really here to try to beat people 3-2 anymore.  It's taking some getting used to, but we can score 6+ so consistently that I think it's got a chance of working for a while.

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Need the offense to pick up and Gordon to hopefully get us through 6 full.

[Cajun 11,705]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

4 hits and 6 baserunners in three innings. Probably can't go too long like that. Does Lukas have two more innings in him?

Yes, he does. 
 

You can see the adrenaline hasn’t left him…

yet

[LTtxfan 49,185]

Texas needs to score more runs... this game about to get even crazier 

[Valmy77 13,226]

Way to get on for Ivan and Murph!

[Cajun 11,705]

It’s not the mound’s fault cockgobbler!

[Beau Vine 54,220]

I'm calling a blast here.

[ztejas 43,425]

Almost hit EK, almost hits Ivan. Dude is shitting down his leg - can we please punish something? 

[BrazilHorn 6,599]

Score? Thanks 

[Mac8111 2,107]

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[orangeut 212]

1-0

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Need the offense to pick up and Gordon to hopefully get us through 6 full.

I think he will start the 6th. Doubt he finishes.

 

[zlavydra 2,121]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Almost hit EK, almost hits Ivan. Dude is shitting down his leg - can we please punish something? 

Yeah, but he often comes back and makes good pitches.

[ztejas 43,425]

Good steal at least. Get him home. 

[ztejas 43,425]

Just now, zlavydra said:

Yeah, but he often comes back and makes good pitches.

Yes. Unfortunately. 

[TexasIsBetter 275]

Fuck yourself with a rusty spoon blue

[Nicole44 22,059]

Anybody have a good stream to watch? Sorry if already posted/asked. TIA! ❤️❤️❤️

[OB3 3,608]

Someone’s gonna sit on a hanger and launch one