EPL 2022-23: Worldo Cuptus Interuptus

[sidis 9,832]

God damn, the only thing that may save Everton in the headlines is united. The toffees may not score a single offensive goal in this entire season but if united and Everton both amass a total of 0 points on the season, this is killing united on the goal differential. 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The Everton - Man United relegation battle is going to be lit

Can you imagine how lit New York Stadium is going to be next year when Renaldo and ManU head in to play Rotherham? Championship football!

[ztejas 43,467]

I doubt Ronaldo makes it through the end of the year. Hell probably demand a transfer. 

My buddy just compared them to El Tri hahaha. 

[Dutch 4,474]

30 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay on 2nd thought

wenger 3 titles

mack 1 title

okay, arsenal is the better analogy

back to smoking crater of scum

FIFY. And yes the smoking crater of Utd is a thing of beauty. 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

United won the league in Alex's last season behind van Persie?

To think if “Agureoooooooooooooooooooo!” doesn’t happen, Ferguson goes out with back to back leagues. The universe owes Utd two decades of mediocrity after the run they had with SAF. 

33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Right....why Arsenal is the better comp.  Mack and Wenger, Wenger and Mack.  

Very apropos. Wenger did manage FA Cups his second decade, but the rot had clearly set in and set in down to the core of the club. Only now can we see it starting to be removed. 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Dutch

[Captain Ron 12,883]

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I doubt Ronaldo makes it through the end of the year. Hell probably demand a transfer. 

My buddy just compared them to El Tri hahaha. 

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

[Buzzrock 14,922]

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.
The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

How much does Austin FC have in the wreath fund?

[Doug E. Fresh 452]

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

Hell, there’s still 2 1/2 weeks left in the summer window. Things are getting desperate at United. It’s beautiful.

[Buzzrock 14,922]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChNSuT1FoB5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

MLS!MLS!MLS!

[Hagbard Celine 10,870]

24 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

at this point scum are better served letting him go on a free to save the wages

he's 36?  qatar is his last hoorah

[Captain Ron 12,883]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i hate to say it, but manu = horns

mack and alex both stayed too long and well this

That’s insulting to Ferguson. He was winning trophies pretty regularly until he retired (8 in his last 5 seasons).

 

[Buzzrock 14,922]

Man U’s leading scorer after two games is OG.

[ztejas 43,467]

Damn they wound up getting blanked. 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

FIFY. And yes the smoking crater of Utd is a thing of beauty. 

To think if “Agureoooooooooooooooooooo!” doesn’t happen, Ferguson goes out with back to back leagues. The universe owes Utd two decades of mediocrity after the run they had with SAF. 

Actually if that doesn’t happen, he goes out with 3 in a row 11, 12 & 13. Plus that would be 4 in his last 5 seasons. The dude was ridiculous. 

[maninblack 7,974]

Laughing at United will never get old

[Captain Ron 12,883]

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Man U’s leading scorer after two games is OG.

He’s their only scorer. On top of that …

 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Captain Ron

[sidis 9,832]

I may be late on this but the latest “all or nothing” just came out last week. Featuring Arsenal this year. 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

38 minutes ago, sidis said:

I may be late on this but the latest “all or nothing” just came out last week. Featuring Arsenal this year. 

But it was based on last year, so … SPOILER ALERT, it was nothing. 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

arsenal fans on All Or Nothing episode 1:

ARTETA OUT!! FIRE THIS FRAUD!!! THE CLUB IS IN SHAMBLES!!!

arsenal fans on AON episode 4:

"we have a great squad, we should finish top 4 at minimum, anything less would be an epic failure."

Arsenal fans by and large suck dicks for quarters.

Edited August 14, 2022 by shadow_operative

[WBT 20,603]

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

[Captain Ron 12,883]

Sean Dyche in the house!

 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

They couldn’t come to terms with BOXT, so they are looking to changed old sponsor. They haven’t found a new one yet. 

[midtown 3,346]

38 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

Are  we going to talk about how Nottinghams symbol looks like a penis?

[WBT 20,603]

West Ham goal disallowed by VAR due to a sweet pancake block by Antonio

[Captain Ron 12,883]

3 minutes ago, midtown said:

Are  we going to talk about how Nottinghams symbol looks like a penis?

Why do you think we are so annoyed by them failing to finish off the transfer for Jizz Hornkamp?

Edited August 14, 2022 by Captain Ron
Dead serious, look it up

[Captain Ron 12,883]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

West Ham goal disallowed by VAR due to a sweet pancake block by Antonio

And then Forest scores a real keystone cops goal. 

[WBT 20,603]

Goal for Forest!  Cool to see the fan reaction

[midtown 3,346]

2-0 to the Flying Peni

NVM off

Edited August 14, 2022 by midtown

[Firemans4Horn 18,100]

That should be a red card and a penalty. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,100]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That should be a red card and a penalty. 

Makes sense it is only a yellow with Henderson behind him. 

[Napoleon 8,687]

 

World Class…

…derp.

Edited August 14, 2022 by Napoleon

[Buzzrock 14,922]

What a volley.

Is anyone watching the 4K feed? It looks a bit shit, as they say. Then again my vision is going to hell.

[Firemans4Horn 18,100]

EPL refs are so shit. What an obvious foul. 

Jorginho finishing 3rd in the BDor will never not be hilarious to me. 

[Surly Bevo 25,038]

That was a foul, but 42 seconds later....

[Captain Ron 12,883]

Agreed it was missed. 

Not sure I would call it obvious. In replay, sure. From the angle and in real time a tough call.

 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

And in the end, it appears that the missed call won't make a difference in the result. 

[mdmost 43,004]

Wow. Nice way to level it up in stoppage. 

[Surly Bevo 25,038]

A very satisfying outcome....for this Arsenal fan.

[Captain Ron 12,883]

OH SNAP! Tuchel showing some fight.

[mdmost 43,004]

THESE TWO MANAGERS HATE EACH OTHER!

I don't think Tuchel is wise to take on a Bond villain like that. 

Edited August 14, 2022 by mdmost

[Surly Bevo 25,038]

Gave him the used car salesman hard squeeze and tug.

[Captain Ron 12,883]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Wow. Nice way to level it up in stoppage. 

Given that Spurs didn't show much in terms of set pieces before that one, I can't disagree. Kane is always a threat.

[Buzzrock 14,922]

A shitshow draw was more than I could hope for. Outstanding. I am entertained.

[Firemans4Horn 18,100]

Tuchel snorted all of Boehly’s coke

[Captain Ron 12,883]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gave him the used car salesman hard squeeze and tug.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

I’m here for the Anthony Taylor love. 

[TexArcher 37,967]

Grade A fucking horseshit right there.

 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

They both got theirs

 

[Buzzrock 14,922]

Just need Palace to beat Pool to complete my weekend

[Buzzrock 14,922]

Sensational

[G650 14,263]

How Anthony Taylor remains employed is the most mystifying thing I have ever known.