EPL 2022-23: Worldo Cuptus Interuptus

[sidis 10020]

God damn, the only thing that may save Everton in the headlines is united. The toffees may not score a single offensive goal in this entire season but if united and Everton both amass a total of 0 points on the season, this is killing united on the goal differential. 

[SimonBolivar 11078]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The Everton - Man United relegation battle is going to be lit

Can you imagine how lit New York Stadium is going to be next year when Renaldo and ManU head in to play Rotherham? Championship football!

[ztejas 44326]

I doubt Ronaldo makes it through the end of the year. Hell probably demand a transfer. 

My buddy just compared them to El Tri hahaha. 

[Dutch 4586]

30 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay on 2nd thought

wenger 3 titles

mack 1 title

okay, arsenal is the better analogy

back to smoking crater of scum

FIFY. And yes the smoking crater of Utd is a thing of beauty. 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

United won the league in Alex's last season behind van Persie?

To think if “Agureoooooooooooooooooooo!” doesn’t happen, Ferguson goes out with back to back leagues. The universe owes Utd two decades of mediocrity after the run they had with SAF. 

33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Right....why Arsenal is the better comp.  Mack and Wenger, Wenger and Mack.  

Very apropos. Wenger did manage FA Cups his second decade, but the rot had clearly set in and set in down to the core of the club. Only now can we see it starting to be removed. 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Dutch

[Captain Ron 13139]

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I doubt Ronaldo makes it through the end of the year. Hell probably demand a transfer. 

My buddy just compared them to El Tri hahaha. 

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

[Buzzrock 15192]

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.
The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

How much does Austin FC have in the wreath fund?

[Doug E. Fresh 452]

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

Hell, there’s still 2 1/2 weeks left in the summer window. Things are getting desperate at United. It’s beautiful.

[Buzzrock 15192]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChNSuT1FoB5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[SimonBolivar 11078]

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

MLS!MLS!MLS!

[Hagbard Celine 11319]

24 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's already demanded a transfer, he's going to be gone in the winter window at this point.

The bigger problem is going to be getting someone to pay for him.

at this point scum are better served letting him go on a free to save the wages

he's 36?  qatar is his last hoorah

[Captain Ron 13139]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i hate to say it, but manu = horns

mack and alex both stayed too long and well this

That’s insulting to Ferguson. He was winning trophies pretty regularly until he retired (8 in his last 5 seasons).

 

[Buzzrock 15192]

Man U’s leading scorer after two games is OG.

[ztejas 44326]

Damn they wound up getting blanked. 

[Captain Ron 13139]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

FIFY. And yes the smoking crater of Utd is a thing of beauty. 

To think if “Agureoooooooooooooooooooo!” doesn’t happen, Ferguson goes out with back to back leagues. The universe owes Utd two decades of mediocrity after the run they had with SAF. 

Actually if that doesn’t happen, he goes out with 3 in a row 11, 12 & 13. Plus that would be 4 in his last 5 seasons. The dude was ridiculous. 

[maninblack 7975]

Laughing at United will never get old

[Captain Ron 13139]

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Man U’s leading scorer after two games is OG.

He’s their only scorer. On top of that …

 

Edited August 13, 2022 by Captain Ron

[sidis 10020]

I may be late on this but the latest “all or nothing” just came out last week. Featuring Arsenal this year. 

[Captain Ron 13139]

38 minutes ago, sidis said:

I may be late on this but the latest “all or nothing” just came out last week. Featuring Arsenal this year. 

But it was based on last year, so … SPOILER ALERT, it was nothing. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

arsenal fans on All Or Nothing episode 1:

ARTETA OUT!! FIRE THIS FRAUD!!! THE CLUB IS IN SHAMBLES!!!

arsenal fans on AON episode 4:

"we have a great squad, we should finish top 4 at minimum, anything less would be an epic failure."

Arsenal fans by and large suck dicks for quarters.

Edited August 14, 2022 by shadow_operative

[WBT 21154]

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

[Captain Ron 13139]

Sean Dyche in the house!

 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

They couldn’t come to terms with BOXT, so they are looking to changed old sponsor. They haven’t found a new one yet. 

[midtown 3357]

38 minutes ago, WBT said:

Forest doesn't have a shirt sponsor?  The plain red looks cool.

Are  we going to talk about how Nottinghams symbol looks like a penis?

[WBT 21154]

West Ham goal disallowed by VAR due to a sweet pancake block by Antonio

[Captain Ron 13139]

3 minutes ago, midtown said:

Are  we going to talk about how Nottinghams symbol looks like a penis?

Why do you think we are so annoyed by them failing to finish off the transfer for Jizz Hornkamp?

Edited August 14, 2022 by Captain Ron
Dead serious, look it up

[Captain Ron 13139]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

West Ham goal disallowed by VAR due to a sweet pancake block by Antonio

And then Forest scores a real keystone cops goal. 

[WBT 21154]

Goal for Forest!  Cool to see the fan reaction

[midtown 3357]

2-0 to the Flying Peni

NVM off

Edited August 14, 2022 by midtown

[Firemans4Horn 18547]

That should be a red card and a penalty. 

[Firemans4Horn 18547]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That should be a red card and a penalty. 

Makes sense it is only a yellow with Henderson behind him. 

[Napoleon 8863]

 

World Class…

…derp.

Edited August 14, 2022 by Napoleon

[Buzzrock 15192]

What a volley.

Is anyone watching the 4K feed? It looks a bit shit, as they say. Then again my vision is going to hell.

[Firemans4Horn 18547]

EPL refs are so shit. What an obvious foul. 

Jorginho finishing 3rd in the BDor will never not be hilarious to me. 

[Surly Bevo 25900]

That was a foul, but 42 seconds later....

[Captain Ron 13139]

Agreed it was missed. 

Not sure I would call it obvious. In replay, sure. From the angle and in real time a tough call.

 

[Captain Ron 13139]

And in the end, it appears that the missed call won't make a difference in the result. 

[mdmost 44308]

Wow. Nice way to level it up in stoppage. 

[Surly Bevo 25900]

A very satisfying outcome....for this Arsenal fan.

[Captain Ron 13139]

OH SNAP! Tuchel showing some fight.

[mdmost 44308]

THESE TWO MANAGERS HATE EACH OTHER!

I don't think Tuchel is wise to take on a Bond villain like that. 

Edited August 14, 2022 by mdmost

[Surly Bevo 25900]

Gave him the used car salesman hard squeeze and tug.

[Captain Ron 13139]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Wow. Nice way to level it up in stoppage. 

Given that Spurs didn't show much in terms of set pieces before that one, I can't disagree. Kane is always a threat.

[Buzzrock 15192]

A shitshow draw was more than I could hope for. Outstanding. I am entertained.

[Firemans4Horn 18547]

Tuchel snorted all of Boehly’s coke

[Captain Ron 13139]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gave him the used car salesman hard squeeze and tug.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

I’m here for the Anthony Taylor love. 

[TexArcher 39080]

Grade A fucking horseshit right there.

 

[Captain Ron 13139]

They both got theirs

 

[Buzzrock 15192]

Just need Palace to beat Pool to complete my weekend

[Buzzrock 15192]

Sensational

[G650 14464]

How Anthony Taylor remains employed is the most mystifying thing I have ever known.