Integrity check

[closetohumping 17442]

Like any prudent person, I'd like to know what sorts of people I've been mingling with.  The questions in this poll have never failed me and the results will reveal the ratio of trustworthy fellows vs out and out liars.

[SquishMitten 10408]

Like any prudent person, I'd like to know what sorts of people I've been mingling with.  The questions in this poll have never failed me and the results will reveal the ratio of trustworthy fellows vs out and out liars.

Can I include my own body weight in what I can squat?

[closetohumping 17442]

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Can I include my own body weight in what I can squat?

Depends on your integrity.

[Longhorn94 2448]

bench 225 - i can do sets of 5

squat - i usually just rep 225 for sets of 8-10 - no reason to go heavy on it.

40 - definitely over 5 secs,  but back in the day....

[tx ind 7013]

Need to add pay stub and Corvette lease payment amounts to the poll.

[Sbbruin 21853]

2 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Need to add pay stub and Corvette lease payment amounts to the poll.

No shit.  I pay someone to lift for me.

[Guest]

Little Leia could outrun me in the 40...

[closetohumping 17442]

9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Need to add pay stub and Corvette lease payment amounts to the poll.

Only three options unfortunately otherwise I would’ve had an lvn or rn option.  As well as “how many times has your rolls Royce been stolen?”

Edited June 1, 2022 by closetohumping

[futureman 22462]

38 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Like any prudent person, I'd like to know what sorts of people I've been mingling with.  The questions in this poll have never failed me and the results will reveal the ratio of trustworthy fellows vs out and out liars.

whatever you can do, multiply it several times. that’s what I warm up with.  pussy. 

[Armybrat 40845]

On #2, I can squat 100+ pounds because my gut weighs at least that much.

On #3 I checked over 5 seconds, because there was no “I can’t run 40 yards without dropping dead”.

Edited June 1, 2022 by Armybrat

[closetohumping 17442]

So far it looks like this board is full of honest, girly men.

 

 

[Steamboat1874 4063]

[Incredulity 11671]

[Hpara759 1778]

Well I'm 63 and need my right shoulder replaced.....so out of the 3....

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

bench 225 - i can do sets of 5
squat - i usually just rep 225 for sets of 8-10 - no reason to go heavy on it.
40 - definitely over 5 secs,  but back in the day....

I bench 230

Squat 250

Sub 5 40

I also am undefeated in fights

[RPM 26321]

I squat a couple times a day. Usually around 2.5 - 3 Courics.

[Your Mom 4806]

Shit is rigged for the meatheads. Needs mile time and dead hang pull-ups amendment. 

[Tom 2959]

We're supposed to post videos of us doing the bench, right?  Aren't there rules?

[closetohumping 17442]

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

I also am undefeated in fights

Like against humans or animals?

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

I'm 56

BP:  225lbs 8-10 times

I've had 2.5 hip replacements, so squats are no go.

The above statement should tell you all you need to know about my 40 time. 

[MissingInAction 25076]

Let's talk pay stubs and mid 90s corvettes.

[Superhero 8830]

10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I also am undefeated in fights

 

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Like against humans or animals?

Think we found Kevin’s sock. 

[Davis Lane 5584]

On 6/2/2022 at 12:04 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I bench 230

Squat 250

Sub 5 40

I also am undefeated in fights

Avatar checks out.

[Laxtonto 12080]

Haven’t ran under a 5 since I played lacrosse in college. Haven’t did squats since rehab for ACL/MCL/PCL reconstruction from playing lacrosse. Haven’t benched 225 since torching my rotator cuff 10 years ago.

 

Fuck all that noise. 

[Samson's Wig 3192]

This seems like a poll that could have included the single question, "Who here is over 40?"

[Steel Shank 9425]

Isn't this the same cat that asked if anybody was still a 400m runner or something like that?

[USNALonghorn 5078]

1. Ran 4.5 40yd hand timed on a track surface during track practice in college. Could probably still get a 4.7, since I still do sprint drills fairly often.

2. Haven't barbell benched in 3 years. I use dumbbells only since that has drastically helped my shoulder longevity. I usually did sets of 5 at 225 when I stopped.

3. I hit 10 reps for 225 in the front squat during a recent rep max session. I don’t back squat anymore.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[foxroach 1]

These are good questions; I have zero idea because I haven't lifted a weight in years. Many years.

[LTbear 4169]

Bench 225 for sets of 12-15

Squat is over 400, but I have no idea how high; I don't push the limits on squats and go for slow/ controlled movements over maximal weight 

I don't run worth a shit though