Potential band names

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Detachable Penis Sharks

[El Diablo 4232]

Farmboyz2Men

[Macanudo 12975]

Fuck Knuckle

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On 6/1/2018 at 2:22 PM, lateshow said:

Fuck Knuckle

 

10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Fuck Knuckle

We still doing the banhammer thing?

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Shart Skirts
Billowing Bunghole
Smooth Nutz
Bakers Glazin'

[tfoolry 8201]

Tainted Smegma

[luke duke 6412]

[BearMace 2194]

Sweatergawd and the Double Aunt Andres

[mulletpelini 5210]

Jer Ronomy

[Art Vandelay 1712]

4 hours ago, Stoogey said:

 

We still doing the banhammer thing?

Banhammer would make a good metal band name.

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Art Vandelay and the Industry

[Prepuce of Doom 21053]

Tombot My Generation (cover band of The Who) 

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Raspberry Bed Springs

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

FlaminYoung 

 

Deathrowtull

[LongHornJohnny 17]

Furious George

[smuggs 9353]

Dwarven Treachery

Stench of Beast-Man

Porksheets

 

 

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The Shart of War (metal band, obvs)

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56 minutes ago, LongHornJohnny said:

Furious George

This was the basis of a MAD TV sketch that I happened to see while in college. I don't remember any details, but the mere concept still makes me laugh. 

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Metal-Band-Name-As-A-Service, or MBNAAS for short.

https://0a7gueyga7.execute-api.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Default/metalBandName/

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One minute to Wapner/
Lock thread

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Middle Name Wayne.


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Imaginary sex excursions

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Day-Glo Taints
Unreasonable Expectations
Socks and Crocs
For Sale In The Lobby
One Thumb Is Shorter

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Speculum Strike

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On 6/1/2018 at 1:21 PM, deadshank said:

The Joint Chiefs

 

I used to worked with their bass player circa '89.  I'm pretty sure they played at one of our house(not that kinda house) parties.  Who were the other Austin funk bands of that era besides Bad Mutha Goose?

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I'm trying to get the guys I jam with to go with The Agony of Defeat but they aren't having it.

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They sound like a real bunch of winners. 

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4 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I used to worked with their bass player circa '89.  I'm pretty sure they played at one of our house(not that kinda house) parties.  Who were the other Austin funk bands of that era besides Bad Mutha Goose?

The Bizness (who coincidently did a one night only show tonight as GSharp & The Bizness at Lee's in Minneapolis), Extreme Heat, Joe Rockhead, Bouffant Jellyfish, Retarded Elf, and Stick People isn't a shitty list.  Skank and Do Dat in the 80's.

Edited June 8, 2018 by LongestHorn
Soulhat's drummer was Frosty Smith from Funkadelic

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Nasty Dreams is playing at the Stinky Beaver.

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Molly and The Meatcurtains

['stache 21795]

Kim Jong Dong

The Dotards

Stormin' Daniels

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

White Recycling

[Dertyberd 394]

Taint Fish

Midnight Colonoscopy

 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Mule shart

[Gil Bang 25918]

Puke in the Urinal

[C-Man 27187]

Derka Dogs

[C-Man 27187]

Collin and the Colonics

[CooterBrown 18003]

Norman ‘Bates

The Moobs

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Sal Putrid and the Broken Glass

[Dbeasy 15042]

Nipple Shadow.

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Arcee and the Milkmen

(A German military anthem cover band)

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Kim Jong Underpants

['stache 21795]

International House of Buttstuff

[lateshow 1304]

Phoenix's Freeze Dried Dwarfs

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Manzier and the Bros

Surprise But Secks

[Born to Run 6569]

Dick Chafe and the Blue Balls

[PencilPusher 454]

 Buddy of mine and I thought up this one over cocktails last night. Great college band for Notre Dame, Boston College, and their ilk

Opus Dei and the Knights of Columbus

Frat parties can rock to the sweet sounds of "Shout (for Jesus)" and "Shama Lama Praise God" (oh-oh-oh-oh)

 

 

[BigDHornfan 6545]

The Disaster Scientists

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I remember hearing this name on the KNBT live music schedule several years ago.  Probably disbanded and available now, but one of my all-time favorite names:

A Creep at the Steel

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Tommy (or Tammy if it’s a girl band) and the Titty Tweakers

 

DiscoTech-9

 

Putin and the Petro Pushers