Liverpool FC 2022-2023: And Now Jurgen Believe Us

[hobbes2702 13492]

Are you fucking kidding me

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

WTF?!?!?!?

[mdmost 44078]

Alisson pulls a Gomez. And all the fun has been sucked out of this. 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

Blame Ali all you want, but that backpass from Gomez was ASS

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

If 

Gomez fucking sucks. I can’t even watch him play. 

[hobbes2702 13492]

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Blame Ali all you want, but that backpass from Gomez was ASS

I agree that it was a little light and short on space but Ali needs to be better there

[mdmost 44078]

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Blame Ali all you want, but that backpass from Gomez was ASS

Sure but maybe don't aim your outlet straight at the charging RM player?

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I agree that it was a little light and short on space but Ali needs to be better there

Never put your keeper in that position. Ali hit it first time.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Is Karius the goalie coach for both teams? Shocking shit. 

[mdmost 44078]

Gomez and TAA look like they are running in quicksand compared to Jr. 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Gomez and TAA look like they are running in quicksand compared to Jr. 

He’s really damn good. Wish we were in on signing more Brazilian youth prodigies. 

[mdmost 44078]

Well, it was fun while it lasted but our terrible defense is a constant.

Gomez got a really good view of that. 

Edited February 21, 2023 by mdmost

[hobbes2702 13492]

Welp the Champions League was fun while it lasted

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Sums up our season really well. 

[Bodowned 892]

Gomez is the worst player on the roster. I am absolutely convinced. Absolutely useless.

[mdmost 44078]

https://www.google.com/search?q=when+is+konate+coming+back&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS989US989&oq=when+is+konate&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i512l2j0i22i30j0i22i30i625j0i22i30j0i22i30i625j0i22i30j0i10i22i30i625j0i22i30i625.4430j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Gomez got a really good view of that. 

They should charge him for admission.

[mdmost 44078]

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

I never thought I'd see a player worse than Lovren but here we are. 

Edited February 21, 2023 by mdmost

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

I think Gomez is on the take.

[hobbes2702 13492]

6 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Gomez is the worst player on the roster. I am absolutely convinced. Absolutely useless.

Yup. Absolutely. We need a starting CB, CDM, and CM all this summer or we are fucked next year

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Yup. Absolutely. We need a starting CB, CDM, and CM all this summer or we are fucked next year

FSG:

 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

I’d take Milner at centerback over Joe Gomez. What a fucking car crash. 

[Bodowned 892]

I’m seriously racking my brain as to a worse performance for a CB. He’s undeniably at least partially at fault for all 4 of the goals.

 

didn’t close down Viniscius on a shot that should have been blocked

shitty, slow back pass that put Ali under pressure

fouled Viniscius and then watched Militao head the ball right in front of his face on the subsequent set piece, without moving

kept viniscius onside in the build-up and then hit the ball into the net with his ass

Edited February 21, 2023 by Bodowned

[hobbes2702 13492]

3 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I’m seriously racking my brain as to a worse performance for a CB. He’s undeniably at least partially at fault for all 4 of the goals.

 

didn’t close down Viniscius on a shot that should have been blocked

shitty, slow back pass that put Ali under pressure

fouled Viniscius and then watched Militao head the ball right in front of his face on the subsequent set piece, without moving

kept viniscius onside in the build-up and then hit the ball into the net with his ass

His positioning is awful almost all of the time. We’d honestly be better off playing Fabinho there. Then we at least get his slow ass out of the midfield.

This team fucking sucks

[mdmost 44078]

Comical. Look live a JV squad. 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

4 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I’m seriously racking my brain as to a worse performance for a CB.

Icing on the cake.

[hobbes2702 13492]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

I never thought I'd see a player worse than Lovren but here we are. 

Gomez can’t hold Lovren’s jock

[C-Man 27793]

Five goals in less than 50 mins -- woof

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Liverpool 22-23 season DVD will just be this game starting in the 20th minute. 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Five goals in less than 50 mins -- woof

Goalmez.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Midfield suxks

center defense sucks

goalie sucked (today)

 

pretty good reflection on the lack of depth we have on the roster and a stale coaching staff scared to try anything new. 

[C-Man 27793]

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Goalmez.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Offense with a cool 0.07xg in the second half. Common theme this season. We’ve gone from Mentality Monsters to Mentality Midgets. 

[mdmost 44078]

Not timely enough to avoid the Gomez abortion the other day though

 

[mdmost 44078]

No Konate yet. No Gomez at all. 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

We’re tough to watch

[mdmost 44078]

Hendo/Milner/Keita is such a rough trio to deal with. 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Just now, mdmost said:

Hendo/Milner/Keita is such a rough trio to deal with. 

Texted my buddies when the lineup was released:

”Lord beer me strength with that midfield.”

[mdmost 44078]

This either ends up scoreless or a smash and grab for Palace. 

[mdmost 44078]

F you crossbar

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

We look way better this half. No idea how that didn’t go in. 

[mdmost 44078]

Well Jota's back and so are the skyballs! 🤣

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Our second half offense is god awful this season. 

[mdmost 44078]

Jurgen, stop trying to make Harvey Elliott a thing. It's not going to happen. 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Cool finish

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

EPL refs are so shit. 

[mdmost 44078]

We should've known our ceiling was a point when that middle was announced. And we really only have a prayer of any decent replacements if we either somehow make CL again or this mythical investment happens that FSG are seeking. Just sell the fucking club because not investing is wrecking it, you Boston cumdumpsters. 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

We could play for 3 more hours and not score.

 

just 1 game less to play out the string on this miserable season. 

[hobbes2702 13492]

Glad I was at the baseball game and couldn’t watch this shit show.

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

First LFC match I've missed in a decade. Was not disappointed.