Greenville Super Regional: Texas @ East Carolina

[Blotto 23498]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It has lightning bugs.

It works out though, because they are meth'd out, too. 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

5 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colonel Sanders, can ya' tell how many rubes are left?

 

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

They’re all circled around their stills. Might forget there’s a game at all. 

[Bevoette 1268]

Well, did it resume? 

[InkaUtexas 25918]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

2 beers.  I have to drive back to charlottesville tonight.

Hard to tell how many will come back from their cars/tailgates, but in the stands maybe a couple hundred. 

Bro, its North Carolina. If you are not drunk YOU will be stopped. If you get stopped just explain you are on the way to church to buy meth and then go hang out with your cousin. Or tell them you are assigned to Fort Bragg. 

[LTtxfan 49184]

5 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

2 beers.  I have to drive back to charlottesville tonight.

Hard to tell how many will come back from their cars/tailgates, but in the stands maybe a couple hundred. 

That's over 200 miles right ??

Travel safely tonight... 🙏🙏🙏

[texifornia 56943]

 

 

[4th and 5 4914]

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

Looks like it will be totally cleared by 8:15 CT. No reason

[Fletch 5800]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

 

Of course they’re listening to fucking Bon Jovi 

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I wonder how she got that job?   She appears to be highly qualified.

[shakahorn 1645]

Ecu fans are what would happen if Oklahoma and Louisiana cousins fucked

If?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

Yea, I'm not fucking 19 anymore. It will take me at least a day to recover from this. 

[zlavydra 2121]

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Of course they’re listening to fucking Bon Jovi 

I would've assumed Nickelback or Shinedown. Must be old school night.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

I have officially been drunk, sober and now working on a second drunk riding on the whiskey train. Not sure what tomorrow holds but tonight, poor decisions will be made. Let's play this damn game.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like it will be totally cleared by 8:15 CT. No reason

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like it will be totally cleared by 8:15 CT. No reason

Yeah, this is what I was looking at.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

9 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

You should keep this quote in your pocket for topics regarding the above:

”username more like guidelines rather than actual rules”

Hey, my username is very clear and accurate. 

[4th and 5 4914]

I feel like my whole body is in a refractory period.

[texifornia 56943]

Big goober energy

 

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

What could possibly go wrong.

 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Tarp coming off I think

[BoosterAndrews 113]

Why the FUCK is the score showing 0-0 on the ESPN app?? I swear to God…

EDIT: Nevermind

Edited June 13, 2022 by BoosterAndrews
Fuck espn

[Ten Bears 2481]

4 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

We all did too and are too.  The best thing for our livers and marriages might be a cancelation. 

*Except for the fucked part.

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Total juke.  Tarp still on.  Working on the puddle in right

[TexArcher 37774]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Big goober energy

 

Glad those redneck fucking losers are enjoying the extra few hours of a season the weather gave them.

Just relax now.  It'll all be over soon.

[texastroubadour 1210]

At least I’ve gotten three episodes of Peaky Blinders (final season) in during the delay

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

Just now, BoosterAndrews said:

Why the FUCK is the score showing 0-0 on the ESPN app?? I swear to God…

Yeah it’s funny, they have the out and baserunner on the board, but not the runs scored. 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

At least I’ve gotten three episodes of Peaky Blinders (final season) in during the delay

Fuck yea! Though I'm still on season 1. 

[Beau Vine 54215]

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

What could possibly go wrong.

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54215]

3 minutes ago, BoosterAndrews said:

Why the FUCK is the score showing 0-0 on the ESPN app?? I swear to God…

Why the fuck does that bother you?

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Will all those ecu fans be able to miss work tomorrow ???

[Rickylovesweed 14293]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

My in laws are big ECU fans. All massive racists, somehow my wife escaped that. Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

[Wulaw Horn 19069]

Fuck that’s going to be a mess. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Will all those ecu fans be able to miss work tomorrow ???

Tobacco prices about to jump

[texifornia 56943]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

My in laws are big ECU fans. All massive racists, somehow my wife escaped that. Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

One of my best friends is a black ECU grad, really enjoyed his experience there, so ymmv I suppose

[Beau Vine 54215]

4 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

The best thing for our livers and marriages might be a cancelation. 

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Tobacco prices about to jump

Adult probation going to be slow tomorrow 

[ztejas 43419]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Alright I like them a little bit more now. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

My in laws are big ECU fans. All massive racists, somehow my wife escaped that. Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

I mean point taken but you don't even have to play Texifornia's first tweet to see a wet black lady there.

[ztejas 43419]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

I've seen plenty of black fans in the crowd there. Sorry your in-laws suck. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Alright I like them a little bit more now. 

I mean if you just sort of look at them as the citizens of Rock Ridge it works...

 

[OU Sucks 8816]

What's our record look like in games that ended past midnight local?

[Born to Run 6569]

One of my best friends is a black ECU grad, really enjoyed his experience there, so ymmv I suppose

It's Twue?

[tejas60 3533]

look at it this way, we may be the last team in.

 

aggy 1st in, 1st out

TEXAS last in, fucking champs.

[cafe society 2871]

The ECU tailgates are brought to you by the Wes Craven Estate, who thank Greenville for finally making The Hills Have Eyes and The Serpent and the Rainbow finally conceive.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[Beau Vine 54215]

For your rain delay entertainment:

 

[DanTheHorn 4922]

15 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yea, I'm not fucking 19 anymore. It will take me at least a day to recover from this.