I'm not dead

[Bevoette 1268]

Just fucking old and tired. Turned 60. Working with toddlers is gonna kill me dead. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Chappelle/You got any of those funny pics?/Chappelle

[Braff Zacklin 13553]

 

[Poolflood 845]

Meh.  Probably just need a great bottle of wine and a good shagging.... or vice versa.

[futureman 22444]

2 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Just fucking old and tired. Turned 60. Working with toddlers is gonna kill me dead. 

were you believed to be dead?

[Bevoette 1268]

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

were you believed to be dead?

Some messaged me on FB a while back and said people were wondering about me lmao 

[ss13 1832]

This thread is still kicking. 

[wd40 1976]

so confused.  is your hobbie toddlers, or just being not dead?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Fuck this.  I am 45 and counting the days until I can fucking die.

[justhookit 4191]

I’m not sure what to think that you posted this in hobbies.

[millhouse 2603]

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

[ss13 1832]

Spicy would be by far the most popular return, but one rather large obstacle to that wish. 

[Bevoette 1268]

3 hours ago, wd40 said:

so confused.  is your hobbie toddlers, or just being not dead?

Both 

[Braff Zacklin 13553]

11 hours ago, wd40 said:

so confused.  is your hobbie toddlers, or just being not dead?

Wherever possible, he had taken the cosmic view, had taken into consideration, for instance, such things as the shortness of life and the longness of eternity.

He reported his avocation as: “Being alive.”

He reported his principal occupation as: “Being dead.”

 

-- Kurt Vonnegut

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Congrats on only being mostly dead

[wd40 1976]

22 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Wherever possible, he had taken the cosmic view, had taken into consideration, for instance, such things as the shortness of life and the longness of eternity.

He reported his avocation as: “Being alive.”

He reported his principal occupation as: “Being dead.”

 

-- Kurt Vonnegut

 

oh hay, found a pic of her asshole.

[Armybrat 40822]

10 hours ago, millhouse said:

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, 

Wait….. what? When? How did I miss that?

[Armybrat 40822]

20 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Just fucking old and tired. Turned 60. Working with toddlers is gonna kill me dead. 

60 is old? Lmao.

Girl, 60 is the new 40……according to the Surly mathematicians.

See my thread “55 is a long time”.

 

 

 

[Armybrat 40822]

Remember this? It was like yesterday….

 

[3adays 454]

What happened to that porn chick from Pflugerville that Derka was friends with? She still posting videos? 

[Rimbo 25911]

On 6/11/2022 at 11:34 PM, millhouse said:

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

She did what now?

[Bevoette 1268]

The guy in the picture with me was on Daytripper,  can't remember his name, beers ya know.   He's hilarious 😂.   

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

Cum again?

[Chewbacca 7767]

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

What, now? Got a link? Do I want it?

Nevermind, I'm a guy. I want it.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

34 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

What, now? Got a link? Do I want it?

Nevermind, I'm a guy. I want it.

Gone like a freight train. 

[G650 14243]

Pity the people who don't frequent Shit's Borked.

[millhouse 2603]

Some of you need to broaden your horizon on the content this place has to offer

[Jersey Man10 3528]

What happened to Special Lady Friend? I think she liked me.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

What happened to Special Lady Friend? I think she liked me.

She divorced Cajun. He got Shaggy/Surly in the settlement.