Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That’s robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

[South Austin 52490]

Convicted?  No. 

Never convicted.

[mdmost 43001]

Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like flaming? Or part time?

Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

[Dewey 3286]

Figure I'd better join before they draft me

[dcbc 14480]

Sergeant, does this mean we're done for the day?

 

Aack!

[RPM 26319]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, Sir!

[DDD Dad 14338]

15 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Figure I'd better join before they draft me

There was one?

[phdhorn 6224]

You must have peeked. Coming on right now (12: 30p) on Sundance.

[Rimbo 25924]

You just made the list, buddy.

And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

[South Austin 52490]

Lighten up, Francis.

[mdleast 8289]

Which is perfect for me!

[burntorangebongos 10710]

There's something wrong with us, something very very wrong with us!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

I wish I were a loofah.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital A.  You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts

[South Austin 52490]

He said black guys, help the white guys.

[Guest]

I know that I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.

[davidg 4037]

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*

[South Austin 52490]

Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Fair? Who cares about fair? The world isn't fair. Truth is fair. Is it fair that you were born like this? No! They're not expecting somebody like you in there, Ox. They're expected one of these slugs. You're different. You're weird. You're a mutant. You're a killer. You're a trained killer. You're a lean... Mean... Fighting machine!

[Upgrayedd 5810]

Have that removed.

[RPM 26319]

Soldier, the only way to learn anything is to do it. Now fire the weapon.

[McCroskey 1504]

Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by teenage girls?

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Oh, God.  I wish I was a loofah.

[deadshank 24652]

How’s it going, Eisenhower?

[Sbbruin 21850]

I went to this doctor.  Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression… along with a lot of pizzas!

[bschoolprof 6252]

Does anyone speak any English?

[South Austin 52490]

Son of bitch. Shit.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

Lee Harvey, you are a mad man. When you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you cowboy 

[TOR 5550]

I feel good, I feel strong!

*******

I feel bad, I feel weak.

[Zepol87 9185]

Reading through the thread I realized I have never seen it all the way through. Used the rain delay to get it done. Appreciate the reminder and damn hot women everywhere 

[Augustus 3061]

Do you think I'm officer material?

[South Austin 52490]

Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up . . . .

[Dennis Taylor 18818]

I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't. 

Actually I'm a photographer, I took this job because I love people.

It's not the speed so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup. 

Oh no, not killed! 

[tx 3 putt 76933]

How's it going, Eisenhower?

[Reese Bennett 3611]

You men are a disgrace. Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.

[Deej 76768]

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."

"Do you have anything in a low-cut brief, mesh, if possible?"

 

[Carl Spackler 3482]

21 hours ago, Augustus said:

Do you think I'm officer material?

God, I'm worried about you.

[Carl Spackler 3482]

On 6/12/2022 at 9:45 AM, mdmost said:

Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like flaming? Or part time?

Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

[DDD Dad 14338]

Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

[Ten Bears 2481]

What kind of training?

AAAARMY TRAINING SIR!!!

 

Kill me every time.

[Speedtrucker 2071]

Now, are either of you homosexuals?
.

Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.

You take Los Angeles. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

ARE YOU A FAGGOT?!?




Sorry, just love both of those movies and their responses tit hat question! Carry on