The University of Texas @ Omaha, Session #38 Official Thread

[Fletch 5,800]

Just now, tejas60 said:

are you smoking a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia?

January, I will join you. no more random drug tests after about 30 years...

I’m not picky. If it’s green, I’ll smoke it. 
 

Surly smoke sesh?

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Shit time to take it up a notch 

 

 

51 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got 

So.... You're a slob.

[Fletch 5,800]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

 

So.... You're a slob.

Pretty much yeah 

[Fletch 5,800]

But at least I’m not housebroken 

[ztejas 43,418]

Does that porch have AC? @Fletch is going to be passed out by 3 in the afternoon in a haze of weed smoke with dip spit dripping on the floor. 

[sidis 9,825]

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got 

when i saw this, i immediately thought to myself that this is my on personal nightmarish hell while at the same time thinking that i suspect @ztejas is a fletch sock.

Edited June 17, 2022 by sidis

[Cajun 11,705]

Finished juuuuuuuuuust a bit early, but I’m ready for tonight…

[NorthLoop 14,188]

Why is it green? 

[chainsaw 9,862]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is it green? 

Would you could you?

[tejas60 3,532]

33 minutes ago, Fletch said:

But at least I’m not housebroken 

you piss in that pond, don't you?

[Fletch 5,800]

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Does that porch have AC? @Fletch is going to be passed out by 3 in the afternoon in a haze of weed smoke with dip spit dripping on the floor. 

Nah that ain’t me. Weed doesn’t really help me sleep. Insomnia is a mother fucker 

[Horn80 6,117]

31 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Finished juuuuuuuuuust a bit early, but I’m ready for tonight…

Outstanding 

[Cajun 11,705]

30 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is it green? 

Shitty lights in my kitchen.  Like hospital lights.  I’m working on it!

[Cajun 11,705]

36 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is it green? 

Here ya go, took it out for some sunshine…

[Kel Varnsen 8,458]

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

[kingkoopa6 8,347]

i can't focus for shit at work.

i mean its friday, but still.. it needs to be 4 already.. im ready to see IVAN drop bombs 

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

Section 106

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Gotdam, Fletch, clean up your trash and upgrade that to a chocolate waterfall Koi piggybank pond.

[kingkoopa6 8,347]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yes, today is 1 of my 4 favorite days: 

Christmas morning
First day of the CWS (when Texas is there)
First day of real March Madness (not the play-in games)
Morning of the Texas Football opener
 

im more of a thanksgiving day guy..

but today im ready to give all my guts to the game.

[NorthLoop 14,188]

9 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Shitty lights in my kitchen.  Like hospital lights.  I’m working on it!

 

2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

I thought maybe he had injected green food coloring, so the brisket could represent ND, getting smoked and eaten by Texas. 

[Cajun 11,705]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

My main kitchen lights are those same ones you see in hospitals and schools.  The long luminescent tubes that give everything a greenish hue.  I’m going to have an entire remodel done in the Fall, but for now just have to embrace the suck.

[Cajun 11,705]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

 

I thought maybe he had injected green food coloring, so the brisket could represent ND, getting smoked and eaten by Texas. 

Let’s go with that.

I like that.

[Hank_Hill 18,801]

2 hours ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got 

[tejas60 3,532]

11 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Here ya go, took it out for some sunshine…

we notice you didn't show the sliced piece. that shit's green, ain't it?

[Cajun 11,705]

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

we notice you didn't show the sliced piece. that shit's green, ain't it?

I ate it brah.  Probably turd brown now.

[4th and 5 4,914]

2 hours ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got 

 

 

that rug really ties.....nevermind

[Fletch 5,800]

1 hour ago, sidis said:

when i saw this, i immediately thought to myself that this is my on personal nightmarish hell while at the same time thinking that i suspect @ztejas is a fletch sock.

How fucking dare you compare me to that worthless piece of fucking shit 

[Droopy 2,626]

@Fletch I can't smoke until after the game due to family coming over and needing to maintain my skill level on the pit, but after the game... it will be a victory session.

Hook'em Horns, errbody! LFG get this shit done! 🤘

[NorthLoop 14,188]

39 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I ate it brah.  Probably turd brown now.

Still works for my analogy from before. Just insert aggy or OU. 

[texastough 1,129]

15 minutes ago, Droopy said:

@Fletch I can't smoke until after the game due to family coming over and needing to maintain my skill level on the pit, but after the game... it will be a victory session.

Hook'em Horns, errbody! LFG get this shit done! 🤘

I wouldn't be able to function without it in that situation

[Fletch 5,800]

5 minutes ago, texastough said:

I wouldn't be able to function without it in that situation

I’m not able to function at all with out it 

[4th and 5 4,914]

28 minutes ago, Droopy said:

@Fletch I can't smoke until after the game due to family coming over and needing to maintain my skill level on the pit, but after the game... it will be a victory session.

Hook'em Horns, errbody! LFG get this shit done! 🤘

User name will check out, later

[Lowcountry Hog 266]

3 hours ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got 

You’ll fit in with the fanbase in Starkville 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,124]

So in the spirit of being ready for supper later.  Here's our comdia for this evening.   Stuffed Japs and Bell peppers.

On a side note, aggy been half ass crowd sourcing me reddit this week.  There was a thread in which someone asked if they would be facing us.  I popped off with "I doubt ya'll be in the losers bracket and we'll be in the other".  So they've been ragging me all week.  I tried to tell 'em. tsk. tsk. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,124]

3 hours ago, Fletch said:

I have a pool. And a pond. A pond would be good for @ztejas 

Last I saw somebody needed a home for a turtle over the Help forum.

[MirrOlure 14,760]

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

[NorthLoop 14,188]

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

Well I expect us to be winning the whole game, which means you wouldn't be posting anything anyways. 

[MirrOlure 14,760]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Well I expect us to be winning the whole game, which means you wouldn't be posting anything anyways. 

So apparently you missed the memo that I successfully glued my vagina shut and have not been experiencing any bleeding ever since......

[NorthLoop 14,188]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

So apparently you missed the memo that I successfully glued my vagina shut and have not been experiencing any bleeding ever since......

you know the rules 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

That makes my brown eyes blue

[dhornf 52]

Best guess as to what time our game will actually start? 

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

26 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

So in the spirit of being ready for supper later.  Here's our comdia for this evening.   Stuffed Japs and Bell peppers.

On a side note, aggy been half ass crowd sourcing me reddit this week.  There was a thread in which someone asked if they would be facing us.  I popped off with "I doubt ya'll be in the losers bracket and we'll be in the other".  So they've been ragging me all week.  I tried to tell 'em. tsk. tsk. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

20 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

Nm.

Edited June 17, 2022 by Cairn Horn88

[Fletch 5,800]

34 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Last I saw somebody needed a home for a turtle over the Help forum.

Link?

[Bevo&Pevo 5,124]

^^ 

 

[mchookem 16,325]

hey now!!

[Bevo&Pevo 5,124]

Fletch says he's got a pond and a pool.  Prob got pizza for the turtle.

[Ignatius 4,017]

3 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

I thought it was the opening scene of American Pie 4: Kermit Goes To Austin….

[hobbes2702 13,031]

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!