The University of Texas @ Omaha, Session #38 Official Thread

[Helobious 9825]

Gordon wasn’t missing any bats. But that was honestly just a fuck of an AB by the A&M guy. Battled and battled, laid off a couple bad ones with 2 strikes and got a pitch he liked.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Pitching change. No reason to keep doing this. Lucas has absolutely nothing 

If you don’t have a strike out pitch, you aren’t t gonna win many 2 strike battles.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3614]

We are gonna need 12 runs to win this game

[BurdineBandit 846]

Gordon made me believe he had some balls during May. He seems to fight on the mound, but today he was shook after that leadoff double and never unpuckered his asshole. What a limp-dick showing. Just like Petey.

[Fletch 5817]

Alright here we go Southard. He’s got this 

[MirrOlure 15307]

Gordon probably needs to work on a curve or a slider as a third pitch

Yes. That’ll be helpful in the one or two innings every few games he comes in from the bullpen next year.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

i really don't want to see Pringles vs. rally Bananas. 

[Longhornlove 5217]

their last 3 hits were all on great pitches by Gordon. Hate to give sheep fuckers credit but I have to. They were scrappy as fuck that inning.

[mrhorn 1480]

Lulz at Pierce. Just a fucking idiot.

Wtf?

[HtownHorn 15231]

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Waited way too long to pull him. 

Wait, you don't think pitchers should throw 40+ pitches in an inning?

[Mother mopar 3388]

Nasty pitch there

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We are gonna need 12 runs to win this game

3 for sure.

[hobbes2702 13503]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz at Pierce. Just a fucking idiot.

Wut? What exactly should DP have done?

[HtownHorn 15231]

5 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Wtf?

You never let your pitcher throw 40+ pitches in an inning.

[Fletch 5817]

Atta boy Southard!!! Good start. Let’s get some runs back 

[hobbes2702 13503]

Nice 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

You never let your pitcher throw 40+ pitches in an inning.

this is stupid

[Zepol87 9343]

3 minutes ago, austintiger said:

Like I said...pierce. Has no idea how to handle a big time program. He's Bush league at best. Get used to this.

Can we not start this bullshit again

[Fletch 5817]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Nice 

this is stupid

He’s a fucking moron 

[mrhorn 1480]

Had him down 0-2 and made some good pitches that were hit.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22320]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Can we not start this bullshit again

Apparently not

[kingkoopa6 8730]

JSK!

[troph 25247]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

You never let your pitcher throw 40+ pitches in an inning.

Bullshit two outs and 2-2 you let him battle. We don’t have the pen for 7 innings. 

[hobbes2702 13503]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Can we not start this bullshit again

Has no idea how to handle a big time program but has more appearances in the CWS than any other coach since he was hired here. Lulz

[Eastwood 4394]

This shit ain’t free, y’all. You’re going to have to get a little stressed to enjoy the glory of sending aggy home from the CWS to extend their winless streak. 

[Longhornlove 5217]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

You never let your pitcher throw 40+ pitches in an inning.

When he has given up only 2 runs and 2 outs you can. The hardest hit ball by far was the leadoff double, nothing else was even hit hard.

[Mo Horn 8939]

Pitchers have hit the end of the season wall and have become average. Average can get you to Omaha, but can't win there. 

[troph 25247]

No matter what the offense here on out is going to have to score 10 a game. Our pitching is about to get run through even if we win.

[Fletch 5817]

Fuck. Just missed that. Come on, murph 

[Fletch 5817]

Oh come the fuck on 

[Longhornlove 5217]

wow, lets give them an easy inning.

[EuroHorn 3295]

Now we go three up and three out

[hobbes2702 13503]

Not gonna work counts at all huh Murph?

[MirrOlure 15307]

Best two batters out in 4 pitches. Vomit

*5 whatever

[perfectchaos007 6780]

2 Good contacts off the bat, 2 outs

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Wish Stehly would take a strike, ever now and then…making it too easy for their pitcher.

[hobbes2702 13503]

Still hitting the ball hard. Just need to string hits together 

[Fletch 5817]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Now we go three up and three out

Good call

[zlavydra 2142]

Opponents hitting .439 against sand aggy aggy fastball? Jesus....

[hobbes2702 13503]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wish Stehly would take a strike, ever now and then…making it too easy for their pitcher.

Always a first pitch swinger. Hard to say it’s a problem when he hits as well as he does, but it’s a problem 

[SomeoneYouKnow2 250]

Messinger bomb?

[BurdineBandit 846]

IIRC, Ivan started to worry me last year with his batting during the CWS, then he hit that clutch HR against Miss St. Sure could use that HR before this game is over. He has a single so far this weekend. That's not what he's been hyped up as all weekend though.

[MirrOlure 15307]

Fucking snakebit

[zlavydra 2142]

Just now, BurdineBandit said:

IIRC, Ivan started to worry me last year with his batting during the CWS, then he hit that clutch HR against Miss St. Sure could use that HR before this game is over. He has a single so far this weekend. That's not what he's been hyped up as all weekend though.

He just hit a rope right at the LF. 

[EuroHorn 3295]

And here come the web gems.  Where have I seen this before ?

[hobbes2702 13503]

Just now, BurdineBandit said:

IIRC, Ivan started to worry me last year with his batting during the CWS, then he hit that clutch HR against Miss St. Sure could use that HR before this game is over. He has a single so far this weekend. That's not what he's been hyped up as all weekend though.

He’s had 6 total ABs? Do you think he averages a bomb every 6 ABs?

[Redneck Mutha 8207]

Need to string together some outs, Johnny.

[Fletch 5817]

1 minute ago, BurdineBandit said:

IIRC, Ivan started to worry me last year with his batting during the CWS, then he hit that clutch HR against Miss St. Sure could use that HR before this game is over. He has a single so far this weekend. That's not what he's been hyped up as all weekend though.

We’re starting to time this dude up. Hold em here then Silas, Campbell and faltine. Silas walk, Campbell bomb. Here we go 

[Mo Horn 8939]

Of fucking course

[Bullneck 19554]

What’s the score? (Out doing Fathers Day stuff).