How long was I out?

[Bevoette 1489]

3 years? 

How much have I missed?

Mmmm

What have I been up to....

Working as a toddler teacher , 13 of them , they just might kill me dead and I'm also the closing manager/supervisor so I'm there 5 days a week 10-7 .  Was considered an essential worker so we never closed during the hight of covid. I got tested a lot because I had surgery and co workers would get it.

I had it in Feb. Mild because of my shot.  Still felt like shit. 

I freakin turned 60 ! someone asked what my retirement plan was.. I replied....death

Still love Tom Brady, Patriots,  Red Sox, Longhorns and still stuck in aggyland.  

 Well, that's some of the years in a poorly written, typed post 😁

 

 

[elfenix 34728]

your lol pics thread is still around

jade, however, moved on to sex slavery / died of chili poisoning / decided putting up with constant dick pics in her PMs wasn't worth it

fitlump got elected to austin city counsel

football still sucks.  but not as much as ou.

[ztejas 44217]

You've basically missed my entire career on Surly. 

So it's not all bad. 

[Al Czervik 1261]

Al has been to Fenway twice since your departure and return. Fenway on the worst day is better than any day in aggy land. 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Refi boom is closed.  Rates are at like 6%

[CooterBrown 18287]

We’re finally going to the SEC but we’re are most likely going to have a nuclear holocaust before our first game.

[nnm 37893]

The biggest thing you missed was the Urban thread. Oh, and sugarbabies. Otherwise just the normal broken brain ahole stuff. 

[MissingInAction 25552]

The past three years seem like one long ass fucking day.

[JSB 677]

congrats on not being dead!

[Bevoette 1489]

13 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Al has been to Fenway twice since your departure and return. Fenway on the worst day is better than any day in aggy land. 

I LOVE Fenway

[Bevoette 1489]

4 minutes ago, JSB said:

congrats on not being dead!

Thanks 😊 

[markstanco 12785]

Well, let's see.

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. He took her best summer dress, put it on and went to town.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

2 hours ago, Bevoette said:

I LOVE Fenway

First MLB game I saw as a kid was at Fenway. Tigers/Sox. 1974. Al Kaline hit a shot over the Monster to tie the game and the Tigers went on to win.

As a Yankees fan, I was thrilled, but didn't want to celebrate in front of my Dad and 20,000 other Red Sox fans.

[conVINCEd 21477]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

First MLB game I saw as a kid was at Fenway. Tigers/Sox. 1974. Al Kaline hit a shot over the Monster to tie the game and the Tigers went on to win.

As a Yankees fan, I was thrilled, but didn't want to celebrate in front of my Dad and 20,000 other Red Sox fans.

You have good survival instincts, despite being a Yankees fan.

[Dennis Taylor 19343]

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

You've basically missed my entire career on Surly. 

So it's not all bad. 

 

[Wally Fairway 5673]

22 hours ago, Bevoette said:

3 years? 

How much have I missed?

Mmmm

What have I been up to....

Working as a toddler teacher , 13 of them , they just might kill me dead and I'm also the closing manager/supervisor so I'm there 5 days a week 10-7 .  Was considered an essential worker so we never closed during the hight of covid. I got tested a lot because I had surgery and co workers would get it.

I had it in Feb. Mild because of my shot.  Still felt like shit. 

I freakin turned 60 ! someone asked what my retirement plan was.. I replied....death

Still love Tom Brady, Patriots,  Red Sox, Longhorns and still stuck in aggyland.  

 Well, that's some of the years in a poorly written, typed post 😁

 

 

who are you? and why should we care?
tell us the truth you ran off with Drunkestein for a couple of years  - amirite?

 

[cactusflinthead 27626]

Obligatory welcome back 

 

[Born Burnt 6274]

23 hours ago, Bevoette said:

How much have I missed?

We wore masks for 2 years (long story). Futureman fisted himself while NowThis watched. OU still sucks.

[Bevoette 1489]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

who are you? and why should we care?
tell us the truth you ran off with Drunkestein for a couple of years  - amirite?

 

Who am I? The one and only Bevoette! As for that last question... I pled the 5th 🤐🤣

[thunderlounge 8406]

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The past three years seem like one long, ass fucking day.

wut?

[Bevoette 1489]

9 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

We wore masks for 2 years (long story). Futureman fisted himself while NowThis watched. OU still sucks.

Of course,  cat masks 

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

Where did you bury Jade?

[TrashMaster G 18067]

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Where did you bury Jade?

She buried Jade and then spent the last two years making conjugal visits to TxTow.

[RPM 26614]

How long was I out? How many times have I asked that question?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3903]

On the bright side you're asking the surl how long you were out instead of asking Bill Cosby. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice. 

[Underdog 29159]

On 6/14/2022 at 12:54 AM, Bevoette said:

3 years? 

Damn, chloroform doesn’t last as long as it used to.  And how’d you escape my basement?  

Welcome to the 60 club.  

On 6/15/2022 at 9:49 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Where did you bury Jade?

 

[irishtexan 11707]

That pic will always make me laugh, and will always confuse the shit out of me. Are there lime rinds in there? 

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

That pic will always make me laugh, and will always confuse the shit out of me. Are there lime rinds in there? 

That one little tumor of food is like some kind of D-student middle schooler's demonstration of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 

[Bullneck 19505]

On 6/14/2022 at 1:56 PM, MissingInAction said:

long ass fucking day.

What kind of day?

[nnm 37893]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What kind of day?

It is June …

[AUS-97HORN 12046]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What kind of day?

groundhog

[retsevlys 408]

On 6/20/2022 at 3:28 PM, Underdog said:

Damn, chloroform doesn’t last as long as it used to.  And how’d you escape my basement?  

Welcome to the 60 club.  

 

Jade:

[tfoolry 8351]

[Bevo&Pevo 5515]

Well... @Nicole44 still hasn't shown us anything and @Vic Mackey seems to have found the one.  

Welcome back!

ou still sucks.