Active shooter thread

[Beau Vine 53,965]

Just now, Ted Lange said:

or he’s angry immigrants are stealing his job   

 

He wanted to give happy endings at an Asian massage parlor?

Wait...

[BigHorn'13 3,352]

Mamasan knock you out!

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

Update from local reporter.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Hate to jump to any conclusions on this one but I would not be shocked if incel. 

[Guest Lobo]

Gee, I can't possibly fathom where this young man might spend his time online.  It boggles the mind.  

[Beau Vine 53,965]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Someone who didn't get a happy ending? or psychotic Trump supporter (pardon the redundancy) seeking revenge for the Jyna flu and Jyna getting Biden elected?

Looking like the latter...

[Beau Vine 53,965]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hate to jump to any conclusions on this one but I would not be shocked if incel. 

Incel?  That dude regularly has relations with the animals on his farm!

[Bama Chick 28,596]

8 dead now at 3 different locations.

Pandemic easing up so back to public mass shootings!

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

The report says that the police used a Pursuit Intervention Technique (PIT maneuver). I'm guessing he surrendered after that?

[fattyflattie 4,636]

51 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

8 dead now at 3 different locations.

Pandemic easing up so back to public mass shootings!

Unfortunately, I believe you are right.  Been wondering how long it would take. 

[Beau Vine 53,965]

 

[Ted Lange 15,991]

 

[burntorangebongos 10,681]

a neckbeard incel? Why the fuck would he shoot up spas?  

[Gil Bang 25,865]

crimes against asian folk are out of fucking control. 

[staboner 4,955]

terrorists commit terrorism. its as if they are trying to tell us something

here's tom with the weather

RIP to the poor folks who lost their lives. and the rest with now ruined lives. awful. 

[burntorangebongos 10,681]

I'm thinking someone giggled at his micro peen and neckbeard got all chapped about it.  It is sad but that would make more sense than just rando killing of Asians. If this fucker went white boy jihad on Asians because "China Virus" Trump BS then I hope some ninja warriors decide to take the fat fuck out. 

[Genco 3,038]

12 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm thinking someone giggled at his micro peen and neckbeard got all chapped about it.   

And then he visited two more massage parlors to carry out his crime of passion? 

This feels more like El Paso.

[Guest Lobo]

Were all three parlors/spas owned/staffed by Asian folks?  

[NorthLoop 14,071]

19 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm thinking someone giggled at his micro peen and neckbeard got all chapped about it.  It is sad but that would make more sense than just rando killing of Asians. If this fucker went white boy jihad on Asians because "China Virus" Trump BS then I hope some ninja warriors decide to take the fat fuck out. 

Asians are the new popular target of the Trump bois.

[Blotto 23,418]

sweet pube beard.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

More will be reported and investigated by legit news, but some internet sleuths had noted there was an elder Robert Long (aged 74) who passed away last year and had a grandson named Robert Long listed as a survivor. Don’t remember if it was noted that he died of COVID, and it’s just random internet speculation, but perhaps an igniter to his rage. Looking for someone to blame and as @NorthLoop said, Asians have been targeted throughout the pandemic. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

sweet pube beard.

Also has the requisite side part/shaved haircut. 

[Guest Lobo]

Taking a glance at the primary voting record of Mr. Long in Georgia.  Big shock who he voted for in 2020.  His manifest should be released by the time that beard comes in for shower season.

[Beau Vine 53,965]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Taking a glance at the primary voting record of Mr. Long in Georgia.  Big shock who he voted for in 2020.  His manifest should be released by the time that beard comes in for shower season.

So like, never?

[Dr. Teeth 5,813]

Probably should look to see if they can match a photo in the capitol. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

sweet pube beard.

I know who he voted for. 

[tantric superman 4,667]

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Probably should look to see if they can match a photo in the capitol. 

Need to run him against every database.  There's no national database?  Better get to work.

 

[washparkhorn 9,931]

evil

[Brisketexan 104,465]

evil

And predictable.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

What kind of incel shoots up sketchy massage parlors?   Those places were your only hope, weird beard.

$100 he got rejected by an employee and decided all “girls like her” had to pay.

[hookemATL 11,596]

I bet they went too far into the cuticle bed with that poker thing. Shit hurts yo. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Now I’m wondering if he was like the Comet Pizza shooter and thought he was going after “human traffickers”.

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

If covid is no big deal, why to Asians have to pay for it?

[RPM 26,185]

Religion of peace.

[Beau Vine 53,965]

His father was a youth minister.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

The fact he hit three locations indicates this was well thought out/planned for some time.  

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Crabapple First Baptist Church....sheeeit. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Now I’m wondering if he was like the Comet Pizza shooter and thought he was going after “human traffickers”.

American Taliban

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Crabapple First Baptist Church....sheeeit. 

Made their website private. Such are the times in which we live.

[smuggs 9,340]

Quote

"Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God. This pretty much sums up my life. It's a pretty good life," read the tagline on an Instagram account that appeared to belong to Long.

Gotta agree with him there on the pizza ranking.

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Gotta agree with him there on the pizza ranking.

Avatar checks out.

[smuggs 9,340]

[Dark Horse 2,257]

Incel or racist? Racist incel?

 

 

[AnTiM 1,656]

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

sweet pube beard.

Wrap those shoulder straps around your head mfer, your brains are leaking out.  At least you won't be tried as a juvenile.  Happy LI

Edited March 17, 2021 by AnTiM
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[tantric superman 4,667]

42 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Gotta agree with him there on the pizza ranking.

Forgot to add humongous waves and partying with the Stones.

Edited March 17, 2021 by tantric superman

[Nivek 16,808]

He was wearing an archery hat and used a gun?  

[tantric superman 4,667]

Okay, so I'm wasting all of our time...

[4th&Five 41,457]

THIS IS JOE BIDEN’S AMERICA!!!!!!11111!!!!!

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,667]

Not the first incel attack at a massage parlor.  
 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/19/toronto-attack-incel-terrorism-canada-police

[High Plains Drifter 10,970]

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Forgot to add humongous waves and partying with the Stones.

 

and a tasty buzz