UT vs aggy baseball haikus

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Here's a few to get you started...and remember: 5, 7, 5

 

aggy in Austin

bubbles blowing, overalls

drunk David Ash taunts

yells of whoop, gig'em

then "pooooor aggies" fills the air

"furk" is all they say

 

aggy tears will flow

after beatdown from Longhorns

pray for sheep tonight

[jimmyjazz 45978]

Aggy oh Aggy

How we love your traditions

LOL not really

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

No haiku but for the record:

 

aggy is our bitch, before during and after the first pitch.

aggy can suck my dick, just like the did after Tuckers kick.

We win by walk off or possibly bunt, whichever way aggy is a beta cunt.

[Continental Op 3934]

Haikus have more lines

Than Texas A&M has 

Wins in Omaha

[Etexhorn13 3052]

Get to squash aggy 

On the road to Omaha

Cant beat that, go horns!

Edited June 2, 2018 by Etexhorn13

[zork 629]

 

Drunk David Ash says:

aggy will suck it today.

He is never wrong.

Edited June 2, 2018 by zork

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Not a Longhorn fan

But when they play the aggies

Go UT, Hookem' !!!!

[Pancho 44858]

Texas A and M

National embarrassment

In every sport

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Yes, "This time for sure!"

An old aggy tradition.

Once more, "Poooor aggy!"

[jimmyjazz 45978]

Question for red pots

How do you fill the jizz jar?

You are impotent

[Art Vandelay 1712]

hey aggy, ready?

cuz Disch-Falk will be rockin'

prepare your anus

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Your bubble machine

goes out to pasture tonight

to sleep with your ewe

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2018 by Gut Wagon

[zork 629]

It is about time

For Texas to Fuck aggy

Right in the ass. Yes.

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

8 to three, aggy.

Would embarrass anyone.

But it was foretold.

 

[Hunchback 51]

Poor aggy catcher
Takes 3 pitches to the nuts
One sheep spared tonight

Embarrassing loss
Oh wait, this is A&M
We all know they suck

[elfenix 34318]

aggy thinks they'll win

they have dreams of omaha

longhorns crush their hopes

[Deej 76831]

Fucking sheep all night
Makes it hard to play baseball
Ran out of innings

[Huckleberry 33003]

Clemens homers first

Petrinsky homers second

Clemens homers third

[bmbmd 1027]

You knew it was so. 

It is so each stinking time. 

Most of all-fuck aggy.

[elfenix 34318]

gonna beat them sips

beat hitler single handed

can't catch fly ball

[LongestHorn 759]

sucks to be aggy

dashed hopes and good intentions

it never grows old

[OU Sucks 8866]

Blah blah SEC

Blah blah SEC blah blah

Blah blah SEC

[elfenix 34318]

fifteenth in win rate

(better than southern cali)

oops, no dog piles

 

 

[numbereleven 9]

"Poor Aggy" fills the

Disch-Falk air. Seems like old times.

Still glad they left, though.

[NorthLoop 14215]

9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Haikus have more lines

Than Texas A&M has 

Wins in Omaha

This needs to be on a poster that makes it on air somewhere

[TrashMaster G 17565]

9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Haikus have more lines

Than Texas A&M has 

Wins in Omaha

THAT is how you do it.

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

aggy haz the sad

they sucked hind tit in the game

repeat tomorrow

[TexArcher 37979]

Kody hit two bombs

Put aggy on life support

Hoosiers pull the plug

 

SEC disowns

When aggy season's ended

By a Big 10 school

 

Then where will you go?

Might be competitive in

Conf'rence USA

 

But they'll hate you, too

Like everyone always does

It's not us, it's you

[jimmyjazz 45978]

There appears to have been a little moderatin' overnight . . . lulz

 

[Hunchback 51]

Easy pop-up fly
Three infielders fuck it up
Clemens gets a hit

A&M baseball
Omaha is a pipe dream
Go back to your sheep

[immortal13 4059]

Somebody please include about the logpile. It's been long enough

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

That burning desire
Has ever come tumbling down
Always, aggy fails

[jimmyjazz 45978]

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

Somebody please include about the logpile. It's been long enough

Hence my comment here, as my haiku was deleted:

Quote

There appears to have been a little moderatin' overnight . . . lulz

 

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Hence my comment here, as my haiku was deleted:

 

Boo. It's been long enough. I would do it, but I have no poetry skillz

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

Derp

Derp

Derp

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Augie is not here
But Texas postseason is
Aggy tears taste good

[kopp0e 1135]

It was great to see aggy fans sitting next to the real fans in the Lone Star State, just giddy to be back in Austin for a pounding to a superior Longhorn squad...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

aggy bonfire is
As dead as aggy baseball
No dogpile for you

[immortal13 4059]

Dead as the ashes 

Of a great mighty bonfire

So many years ago

Now dark and cold as the aggys 

Hope of a super regional

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

aggy delusions
Twelve poor suckers died for this
Their baseball sucks, too

[InkaUtexas 25993]

bunch of fucking poets in here. Great work! 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

With state downs a plenty

And “S-E-C” chanting

Poor aggy is little brother again. 

[Continental Op 3934]

One two three four five

Six seven eight nine runs in

The top of the first

[RamjetFDO 10577]

S-E-C baseball
Almost as good as Big10
LOL JK

[RamjetFDO 10577]

aggy in Austin
is only more out of place
at the CWS

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Who will clean this mess?
aggy tears are corrosive
with no bubbles here.

Edited June 3, 2018 by Walden Ponderer

[Art Vandelay 1712]

9-0 first inning?

hey aggy, Hoosier daddy?

damn, you really suck

Edited June 3, 2018 by Art Vandelay

[RamjetFDO 10577]

It doesn't matter
How many ways you slice it
aggy season done

Longhorns moving on
Sheep fuckers are staying home
Next stop: Omaha

[Guest]

Never was a doubt

Childress is a top 10 corch

In the SEC

[williemackgarza 1826]

Aggys on a roll
Friends in austin scared like sheep
Station was lit
But Ol army called to war
Backups valiantly fight
Called the mustard
Ran out of time
Yet never gave up the fight

Goodnight sweet sheep, goodnight



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