Ana de Armas stars in "Blonde," a NC-17 depiction of Marilyn Monroe's life on Netflix

[C-Man 27254]

Ana de Armas + NC-17 = IN!!!!!

Released 9/23

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/blonde-trailer-ana-de-armas-marilyn-monroe-1235296128/

 

Edited June 16, 2022 by C-Man
EDIT to include trailer

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

Hello. 

[Hermanator 7136]

Dominik added that “Blonde is “a demanding movie. If the audience doesn’t like it, that’s the fucking audience’s problem. It’s not running for public office.”

Dominik added about the film: “There’s something in it to offend everyone.”

Big words. Hope it lives up to it. 

[Jive Turkey 12640]

Most beautiful woman on planet Earth:

1a.  Elizabeth Hurley

1b.  Ana de Armas

[Francisco 2.0 32416]

Oh.  

 

[Rimbo 26051]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Ana de Armas + NC-17 = IN!

Exactly my thoughts.

[52-80 19226]

There Will Be Boobs

[atomheartbevo 89777]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

There Will Be Boobs Everything

Fixed.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Ana de Armas + NC-17

they should have just titled it that.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Silly me .. never noticed she’s a blonde.

[Chewbacca 7782]

they should have just titled it that.

She's one of the sexiest women alive.

[ztejas 43528]

I hear the plot is actually pretty good. 

[Halohal 498]

Hope to see if it's in black and white

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

44 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

For the first 15 minutes I thought it was really good and really engaging, but then all of the sudden I just lost interest completely.

Minutes, seconds.  Potato, potahto

[DDD Dad 14346]

On 6/16/2022 at 9:54 AM, C-Man said:

Ana de Armas + NC-17 = IN!!!!!

Released 9/23

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/blonde-trailer-ana-de-armas-marilyn-monroe-1235296128/

 

 

On 6/16/2022 at 10:04 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Most beautiful woman on planet Earth:

1a.  Elizabeth Hurley

1b.  Ana de Armas

 

On 6/16/2022 at 11:17 AM, Rimbo said:

Exactly my thoughts.

[DDD Dad 14346]

On 6/16/2022 at 9:54 AM, C-Man said:

Ana de Armas + NC-17 = IN!!!!!

Released 9/23

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/blonde-trailer-ana-de-armas-marilyn-monroe-1235296128/

 

And to think Ben Affleck got tired of her shit to hook back up with...J-Lo.

[PRONG HORN 3150]

On 6/16/2022 at 4:10 PM, ztejas said:

I hear the plot is actually pretty good. 

 

It should be pretty cool to see guys in the morgue fuck her dead body.  

 

 

 

[deadshank 24653]

[Mo Horn 8853]

Let's move this to a different category and get some of those NC-17 pics posted

[futureman 22527]

16 hours ago, deadshank said:

lulz. I want to know this category. 

[TOR 5807]

I would buy Ana a nice seafood dinner.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Should be a quality flick. Plus: Boobs! (And more!)

I recall several years ago there was an HBO movie called “Norma Jean and Marylin” about her…. Ashley Judd played her as “Norma Jean” and Mira Sorvino played her as Marylin. It was quite good, but no boobs.

[52-80 19226]

18 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

It should be pretty cool to see guys in the morgue fuck her dead body.  

 

 

 

Wait what

[PRONG HORN 3150]

https://abcnews.go.com/images/GMA/Chapter One-Whacked-3 24-2.pdf

[4th&Five 41586]

3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Should be a quality flick. Plus: Boobs! (And more!)

I recall several years ago there was an HBO movie called “Norma Jean and Marylin” about her…. Ashley Judd played her as “Norma Jean” and Mira Sorvino played her as Marylin. It was quite good, but no boobs.

There was most certainly some Ashley Judd boobage in that. My 16 year old self hasn’t forgotten. 

[Underdog 28766]

THE Jules Asner?  

[oSuJeff97 3435]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

There was most certainly some Ashley Judd boobage in that. My 16 year old self hasn’t forgotten. 

Oh shit how could I forget that???

[UTGrad98 2281]

When I was a teenager my friends and I called the NC-17 sticker on movies the seal of approval.

[TOR 5807]

22 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

When I was a teenager my friends and I called the NC-17 sticker on movies the seal of approval.

Dangit.  I'm sitting next to Armybrat.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Texzilla58 4742]

There was most certainly some Ashley Judd boobage in that. My 16 year old self hasn’t forgotten. 

There was also Mira Sorvino boobs in it, which I thought were nicer than Ashley’s. Ashley did the Playboy shoot as Norma Jean. Mira showed hers before she died.

[hobbes2702 13054]

8 hours ago, TOR said:

I would buy Ana a nice seafood dinner.

Shit I’d call her again

[futureman 22527]

37 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Mira showed hers before she died.

when did she die?

[Buzzrock 14936]

I never noticed Marilyn had a Cuban accent

[futureman 22527]

8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

https://abcnews.go.com/images/GMA/Chapter One-Whacked-3 24-2.pdf

do you have a non romance novel source?

[DDD Dad 14346]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

There was also Mira Sorvino boobs in it, which I thought were nicer than Ashley’s. Ashley did the Playboy shoot as Norma Jean. Mira showed hers before she died.

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

when did she die?

wait what?!?

[TOR 5807]

Here's the thing about Mira Sorvino.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

9 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

 

wait what?!?

Choked on an ice cream cone

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I never noticed Marilyn had a Cuban accent

She was working for Castro to feed info to the soviets. 
 

actually that might be a fun alternate reality movie to make. 

[Kennythetiger 9433]

12 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

There was also Mira Sorvino boobs in it, which I thought were nicer than Ashley’s. Ashley did the Playboy shoot as Norma Jean. Mira showed hers before she died.

My teenage self says maybe in GQ too…?  

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

On 6/17/2022 at 5:08 PM, DDD Dad said:

And to think Ben Affleck got tired of her shit to hook back up with...J-Lo.

J-Lo looking pretty good these days too

[Davis Lane 5590]

Ana de Armas shows it all in that Deep Water movie with Ben Affleck.

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

[Guest]

On 6/16/2022 at 10:04 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Most beautiful woman on planet Earth:

1a.  Elizabeth Hurley

1b.  Ana de Armas

I’d like to add one Sienna Miller and one Kate Beckinsale. But yes AdA makes my pants go crazy. 

[Guest]

On 6/17/2022 at 5:08 PM, DDD Dad said:

And to think Ben Affleck got tired of her shit to hook back up with...J-Lo.

J-Lo in her prime doesn’t hold a candle to Ana. 

[lateshow 1305]

I wonder if they'll explore some of the rumored Marilyn girl on girl trysts? 

[Parliament 14283]

 

[ztejas 43528]

On 6/18/2022 at 8:45 PM, hobbes2702 said:

Shit I’d call her again

I'd ask if she wanted to go out. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex. 

On 6/20/2022 at 9:36 PM, Porterhouse said:

J-Lo in her prime doesn’t hold a candle to Ana. 

Incorrect. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd ask if she wanted to go out. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex. 

Incorrect. 

You’re a fucking idiot. AdA is MUCH hotter. The colored eyed Latina is about as good as it gets and she is gorgeous. Lopez has nothing on her. SMU loser. 

[C-Man 27254]

18 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'd ask if she wanted to go out. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex. 

Incorrect. 

Ana De Armas blows J-Lo away IMO.

I'm still trying to figure out why this is NC-17. Not complaining BTW. But it says "Some Sexual Content" at the end of the trailer -- is that enough to necessitate a NC-17 rating for a movie about MM? This isn't Boogie Nights that we're talking about here -- and that was only R.

[Deej 76897]

Probably NC-17 because people are smoking. 

[futureman 22527]

18 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

You’re a fucking idiot. AdA is MUCH hotter. The colored eyed Latina is about as good as it gets and she is gorgeous. Lopez has nothing on her. SMU loser. 

"colored eye..."