Hypothetical - Supermarket Sweep in a Kohl's

[Baboontyme 2809]

You have 5 minutes. You can't return anything for store credit or cash or even Kohl's cash. What are you going for? 

 

[52-80 19145]

some sweet Arizona Jeans Co t shirts

[futureman 22441]

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

Lingerie. Lots and lots of lingerie

[Crapinon 2252]

Do they still have cash registers? That's the only thing in Kohl's I would want.

 

[Davis Lane 5579]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

Fancy joorie for us, I mean the poors.

[TrashMaster G 17541]

I'd go for those really sweet Godiva chocolate tins they have near the checkout.

And shoes.  I like New Balance tennis shoes and they carry them.

[Baboontyme 2809]

I think the answer is small kitchen appliances first and then men's active wear. 

[Trey3216 15343]

They do carry some decent kitchen brands.  I'd probably raid that area and then grab some Columbia gear, maybe stock up on baby clothes for my 2 younglings.  

[gsoda3 3245]

your best bet would be clearing out the cosmetics aisle.  followed by the perfume aisle.  

[Deej 76752]

1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Plus-size lingerie. Lots and lots of plus-size lingerie

fify

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

fify

well, yeah

[Js1 85269]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

I think the answer is small kitchen appliances first and then men's active wear. 

That's my answer. 

Do they have electronics in store? I haven't been in a Kohls since last year and I was buying some funeral clothes last minute with some Kohls cash my mom gave me. (Didn't pack for a funeral when I left town).  I went in, grabbed what I needed, and walked out.  It was a sad place. 

[ztejas 43411]

10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

You have 5 minutes. You can't return anything for store credit or cash or even Kohl's cash. What are you going for? 

 

Why would I take stuff to return it for store credit?

I think @gsoda3 has the right idea. I'd tack on sunglasses. Then hit the shoe aisle if I had time. Then hit ebay. 

 

[Baboontyme 2809]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Why would I take stuff to return it for store credit?

I think @gsoda3 has the right idea. I'd tack on sunglasses. Then hit the shoe aisle if I had time. Then hit ebay. 

 

Fair point. 😄 So that you could go back and be more selective when you had more time? This is a smash and grab job, hypothetically.

@Js1 I don't believe they have electronics. Definitely not like TVs and stuff. I did find some fun toys online but I don't recall seeing this stuff in the brick and mortar. 

https://www.kohls.com/catalog/camp-chef.jsp?CN=Brand:Camp Chef&cc=outdoorliving-TN3.0-S-CampChef&kls_sbp=71033792051317836381546150039972710781

[davidg 4036]

Jewelry counter: rings, gold necklaces, watches.  They have enough $200-1K stuff to fill up a basket in 5 minutes.

My wife does the Kohls cash and coupon thing and bought me a Garmin Instinct GPS watch at a really good price with it last fall.  

[TexArcher 37761]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

[Sbbruin 21829]

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

[Dnaguy 11916]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

Coals. Hot coals. The different spelling is a fun twist. Kind of like when oil places spell ‘quick’ as ‘kwik’ 

[rage-a-holic 4373]

10 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Do they still have cash registers? That's the only thing in Kohl's I would want.

 

99% of Kohl's purchases are made with a Kohl's card and Kohl's cash. You'd be better off smashing parking meters.

[Crapinon 2252]

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

99% of Kohl's purchases are made with a Kohl's card and Kohl's cash. You'd be better off smashing parking meters.

Not me, but it could have been at one time. 

 

[rage-a-holic 4373]

4 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Not me, but it could have been at one time. 

 

You mean you're not Paul Newman? That's a relief.

[Crapinon 2252]

8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

You mean you're not Paul Newman? That's a relief.

No. More of a dumbass when I was young who drank way too much and did REALLY stupid stuff. 

[nnm 36340]

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Not me, but it could have been at one time. 

 

Favorite movie of all time. 

[futureman 22441]

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

I get all that stuff wholesale. 

[ztejas 43411]

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

Nah... you're thinking of Hohl's.

[Stunns38 3460]

Air fryers and blenders.