Tottenham Hotspur 2022-23: Conte the Magician

[Captain Ron 12793]

Well holy crap - these guys ARE trying. If Porro is scoring, we must be playing like hammered dog crap.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

COME ON YOU SPURS!

[Captain Ron 12793]

LOLy Shit!!!

[kingkoopa6 8312]

wow. Bruno lol. That was nasty too 

[Captain Ron 12793]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

wow. Bruno lol. That was nasty too 

No kidding. I thought he just dribbled through a nonexistent defense, but that move - Torbush. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Sonny need you buddy!!!

[Captain Ron 12793]

DAMN!

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Bruuuuuuhhhh. Dier missed a bunny

Edited April 27, 2023 by kingkoopa6

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Bro. Where’s the card 

[InkaUtexas 25497]

Fun team to watch. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Skjshbsnsbsbsbbsbsnbsnsbbd

[Captain Ron 12793]

HOLY SHIT!!!  

[Captain Ron 12793]

I was just about to note that ManU had really turned off the last 20 or so. Spurs haven't looked great, but better in the 2nd half. But Man U has really let them be back in the game.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

We didn’t lose!

[DeepEastTexas 640]

COYS!!!!

[Captain Ron 12793]

Let’s see if Mason can get that second half magic from last week for this whole game. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

COME ON YOU SPURS 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Wack 

[DeepEastTexas 640]

I'm worried about this Porro guy. 
Jesus that is awful defending. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Low balls. Forester kryptonite 

[DeepEastTexas 640]

Here we go with this shit again.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Mid balls. Forester kryptonite 

[midtown 3341]

Jesus

[DeepEastTexas 640]

Romero conceding a penalty now. 
He's regressing as well. 

[midtown 3341]

What a steaming pile

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Pk balls. Forester kryptonite 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

First time I saw son touch ball or ball in they halve.. 16 mins in 

[Captain Ron 12793]

 

[Captain Ron 12793]

Remember when this game was for the UCL title? Barely? Yeah same. 

[Ghost of LL 15477]

They ought to start deducting points from Spurs total for every time they lose by more than three goals. Because right now, no side deserves relegation more than Spurs.

[Captain Ron 12793]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

They ought to start deducting points from Spurs total for every time they lose by more than three goals. Because right now, no side deserves relegation more than Spurs.

I'm pretty sure Chelsea would disagree, they've lost 5 straight and haven't won in their last 8.

Spurs at least have 2 wins in their last 8 (and only lost 3 in that span, including this one).

Edited April 30, 2023 by Captain Ron

[Captain Ron 12793]

20 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Pk balls. Forester kryptonite 

Forster. There is no E - (they had to remove the first and closest letter to a D).

 

WTF is our backline/Forster doing? Playing out of the back is an absolute mess.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Lol. Forster. That’s easier to type 

[Captain Ron 12793]

Well holy shit, they ARE trying.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Anajjsjjejsjjejsjjdjsjjws HARRY!!

LOTTA GAME LEFT!

[Captain Ron 12793]

I know they would say pass that ball, but that shot caught Allison unaware, Deke almost got that through.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Son unlucky 

Omg. Romero unlucky 

[midtown 3341]

Insane bad luck

[Captain Ron 12793]

Son really lacks spacial awareness around him. Right before his yellow card, he had a ball coming to him, when there was a Liverpool defender bearing down on his back (one he should have known about). He also had 2 players streaking down the side line, he tried to trap the ball for the play and it got taken from him, which started a break that he got a yellow on.

Edited April 30, 2023 by Captain Ron

[Captain Ron 12793]

Now let's see this VAR check - VERY ON!!!

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Mannsjzjjanznnsbsbbsbbd

[Captain Ron 12793]

GAME MOTHER FUCKING ON!!! Attaboy SON!!!

[midtown 3341]

Fuck yes son

[Captain Ron 12793]

Man, they got them scrambling - almost!!

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Bro wtf.  Legit Studs up?

[midtown 3341]

How on earth is that not a red?

[Captain Ron 12793]

That play is why I say a kick to the head above the waist should be a straight red, does he mean this? No. But is it dangerous? Absolutely. 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Brooooooooo

[midtown 3341]

LiVARpool in full effect today

[Captain Ron 12793]

That wasn't a penalty. You can clearly tell Richarlison leaned into that, plus I don't think the ball was playable.