Tottenham Hotspur 2022-23: Conte the Magician

[Captain Ron 13133]

Jesus Christ!!

[DeepEastTexas 646]

Fucking Lloris with another shit play. Horrible decision there. 
 

We're done here.

[midtown 3355]

Poop

[Captain Ron 13133]

20 minutes ago, mr. littlejeans said:

because that’s what we do. no sense of urgency or composure at the back and insist on trying to play out regardless of the pressure we’ve invited by being slow and fucking around.

 

 

18 minutes ago, mr. littlejeans said:

and there it is again. these tactics need to change. 

 

with the personnel we can’t just sit back and absorb pressure like we have been. In a way I would almost prefer we went to the Berhalter method of possession even if it does nothing. That would keep the pressure off us for stretches. No Kulusevski is killing this team because the counters just don’t have any bite. 

At least now I can work on my flooring project now without distraction. 

[midtown 3355]

The rain is a rebirth

[midtown 3355]

Boom

I switched scarfs. So I'm taking credit

[Captain Ron 13133]

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Lotta game left. Let’s gooooo

[Captain Ron 13133]

Not much left now. 5 minutes of stoppage. Now or never guys. 

[Captain Ron 13133]

Sigh. Wasted opportunity today. 

[midtown 3355]

Well crap all around

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Poop

[mr. littlejeans 184]

shit effort overall but amazing how different things looked when spurs took initiative and tried to play on the front foot. hopefully we see more of that going forward. this sit back and counter garbage aint it.

[DeepEastTexas 646]

COYS!!!!

Need a bounce back win today. 

[Captain Ron 13133]

Yeah, big game today. Get this win and all is good.

[Captain Ron 13133]

 

Romero and Hojbjerg back!

I also like the insertion of Lucas into the starting 11, though I don't think he solves our problems. But the guy moves the ball well, so 🤞

Edited October 26, 2022 by Captain Ron

[kingkoopa6 8723]

LETS GOOOOOO

FEED SONNY!

[midtown 3355]

WIN and IN!

We are definitely in need of turn around match for the season

[midtown 3355]

Love the storm trooper uniforms today

[kingkoopa6 8723]

ew

it be your own "hommies"

[Captain Ron 13133]

Christ!! Seriously!??! THAT WENT IN!?!?! AND HUGO LET IT GO!!?!?!

 

FUCK!!!

[DeepEastTexas 646]

Hugo needs to sit. Forster needs some time in net to spell Hugo. I can't remember the last match Hugo didn't play in. 

[midtown 3355]

Of course its a former player

He's one of our own?

Edited October 26, 2022 by midtown

[kingkoopa6 8723]

our guys gotta be half assesing it until World Cup

Edited October 26, 2022 by kingkoopa6
gotta* not gonna

[mr. littlejeans 184]

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

our guys gonna be half assesing it until World Cup

speaking of, dier may be playing his way out of it with his form the past few weeks.

[kingkoopa6 8723]

i miss kulu

[DeepEastTexas 646]

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

i miss kulu

I miss Poch

[Captain Ron 13133]

Nah, I just miss Kulusevski. We were fine when we had a creator on this team. I have a feeling Poch would struggle with this situation. 

[kingkoopa6 8723]

fuck.. that was a great fuckin chance!! 

 

come on!

[Captain Ron 13133]

There have been some great chances, but a lot of this attack is still coming up the wings and then crossing it in. You don't see it coming up the middle at all.

[DeepEastTexas 646]

Just now, Captain Ron said:

There have been some great chances, but a lot of this attack is still coming up the wings and then crossing it in. You don't see it coming up the middle at all.

That's Conte's style. Been that way all year. I'd love to get Maddison, but would he be allowed to play his style? Eriksen wasn't allowed at Inter when he first showed up. 

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Gil time baby! lets goooooo

[Captain Ron 13133]

Man, this keeper is a freaking wall. So many good saves.

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Lloris!!

[kingkoopa6 8723]

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[Captain Ron 13133]

BENTO!!!

[kingkoopa6 8723]

lmao! impedded?? how you dumb fucks?

[Captain Ron 13133]

That's not close to a foul. Totally misplayed by their keeper.

[kingkoopa6 8723]

not at all.. lmao.. not sure ive ever seen a keeper wail and flop going up for a ball before hahah

[Captain Ron 13133]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

not at all.. lmao.. not sure ive ever seen a keeper wail and flop going up for a ball before hahah

Well there was that play by Lloris over the weekend ...

OH MAN! SO CLOSE!!!!

[Captain Ron 13133]

JUST WIDE!!! UGH!!!

[kingkoopa6 8723]

cant buy a bucket right now. 

[kingkoopa6 8723]

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[Captain Ron 13133]

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[mr. littlejeans 184]

well ok!

[Captain Ron 13133]

Kane seemed on. I can’t say on that first pass though. 

[kingkoopa6 8723]

what the fuck are they even checking... that shyt was hella clean 

WTF!????

[Captain Ron 13133]

This is from the computers right?

What a load of crap. 

[kingkoopa6 8723]

WTF? RED CARD TOO???? WTF!!!!!!!!

i have no idea how the lines even be lining.. that was odd as fuck

[midtown 3355]

Wtf is that bullshit