Tottenham Hotspur 2022-23: Conte the Magician

[Captain Ron 12,793]

 

[sidis 9,731]

4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

when he is not doing the chickenshit south american diving horseshit, he really is a hell of a player.  i hope he gets some quality time on at anfield when you guys play there. they absolutely fucking hate his guts.  will be nice to see him get to play there with a bit more equity in the quality of the two teams for once.

[Captain Ron 12,793]

 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Come On You Spurs!

[DeepEastTexas 640]

COYS!!!!

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

lets get this dub! 

Bentancur out- Bissouma in

[midtown 3,341]

I feel like Sonny is getting on track today.  COYS!

[midtown 3,341]

That does not look like a hand ball to me

[DeepEastTexas 640]

We need a creative midfielder in the worst way. 
 

I feel like Bissouma is going to be sent off. I can see a second yellow. 

[midtown 3,341]

He's one of our own goal

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Ivan is really really good.

love that guy

8 minutes ago, DeepEastTexas said:

We need a creative midfielder in the worst way. 
 

I feel like Bissouma is going to be sent off. I can see a second yellow. 

he was doing good until the yellow.  whole squad said take it easy..

 

prolly bring on skippy. hoping pierre can stay... he had a nice lil ankle twist at the end 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

i say we get kane to play deeper bring richy as the 9

skip for bisso

[Captain Ron 12,793]

Hugo created his own issue with that dumb ball. The throw in caught the team asleep. 

[midtown 3,341]

Wake up Hugo and the entire squad

[Captain Ron 12,793]

Just now, midtown said:

Wake up Hugo and the entire squad

Hugo’s drunk. 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

good god. wh should have had that dagger right there 

[midtown 3,341]

Were lucky to escape with a point. Something is off with the front three right now

[DeepEastTexas 640]

39 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Hugo created his own issue with that dumb ball. The throw in caught the team asleep. 

Hugo never should have had the ball. We're playing it back to him after dicking  around with a fucking shoe. 
 

No ambition today. Entire team couldn't be bothered. Sit Son this weekend. Maybe he can snap out of his funk. 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Let’s gooooooooo

[Captain Ron 12,793]

COYS!
 

[Captain Ron 12,793]

Son is getting close, but dang that offsides. 

[DeepEastTexas 640]

COYS!!!!

Coming close.  Keep it up!

[midtown 3,341]

One of these has got to break for us

[DeepEastTexas 640]

PEH!!!

Nice interplay!

[midtown 3,341]

Not who I thought woukd get our first goal but hell yes

[Captain Ron 12,793]

Finally breaking through!

[midtown 3,341]

Without that trip I think that would have been a goal. It was 5 on 2

[Captain Ron 12,793]

FUCK YES!!! Kane!!!

Oh, that looks off maybe. 

[midtown 3,341]

Might be off

[DeepEastTexas 640]

One of our fucking own!!!!

[midtown 3,341]

On bitches!!

[DeepEastTexas 640]

This is more nerve wracking than it needs to be.

[midtown 3,341]

How often does that happen? Near miss at one end. Goal right after

[midtown 3,341]

Fuck yes

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Nshnsbsnbsnsbd. D

[midtown 3,341]

Shit. Coming back

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Lame 

[midtown 3,341]

3 points

[Captain Ron 12,793]

Missed the end, but got the W. 

[midtown 3,341]

I'm happy with our current standing

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Fo sho. Champions league then city 💪🏼

[DeepEastTexas 640]

I'm happy too.

Would be happier if we had held on midweek to beat West Ham. 

[midtown 3,341]

That West Ham defensive brain fuck was a kick in the balls

[Captain Ron 12,793]

UGH, I really hate that Portnoy is a Spurs fan. Now he has Barstool writing crap like this:

I like Harry, but COME THE FUCK ON!!!

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

@Captain Ronso whats the deal with portney? am i missing something?

thought he was just he president of barstool, pizza critic, famous guy who now likes Tot....???

[midtown 3,341]

His pizza reviews are hilarious and in case you missed it; he blasted the idea that atm was anything but a second tier school

[Captain Ron 12,793]

3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

@Captain Ronso whats the deal with portney? am i missing something?

thought he was just he president of barstool, pizza critic, famous guy who now likes Tot....???

Yeah, he’s the president of barstool sports. And over the summer he became a spurs fan.

I just think he’s an asshole and don’t like the guy. Takes like this are just dumb. 

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

COME ON YOU SPURS!

[Captain Ron 12,793]

COYS!!

Get started in the group phase with a W. 

[DeepEastTexas 640]

COYS!!!!