Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[TOR 5,579]

She's coming right at us!

[RPM 26,321]

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,922]

I started them on simple calisthenics, then gradually worked them up to rudimentary game skills. And finally, advanced competitive theory.

[mr. sunshine 2,827]

You ever seen a grown man naked?

[RPM 26,321]

You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

[ztejas 43,448]

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive. 

[Bama Llama 1,450]

What can you make of this, Johnny?

"Ohhhh!  Let's see!  A HAT, a BROOCH, a PTERODACTYL!"

[McCroskey 1,504]

I want the best available man on this. A man who knows the plane inside and out and won’t crack under pressure.

[PRONG HORN 3,146]

 

nsfw

Spoiler

 

[Upgrayedd 5,812]

4 hours ago, RPM said:

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

[RPM 26,321]

2 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Edited June 26, 2022 by RPM

[McCroskey 1,504]

I want the kids in bed by nine. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman…”no more cheese!”

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

Golly!!!

[Upgrayedd 5,812]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done properly. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

[TOR 5,579]

[RPM 26,321]

49 minutes ago, TOR said:

[idigTexas 2,288]

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]