2019 WR Jake Smith

[sushihorn 3,233]

9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I think Futureman gets half credit. His followup was a masterpiece.

Some of our surly lawyers need to explain the concept of "joint and several liability" to him...

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

the echo chamber will say otherwise but he is having doubts.  I think it got out that he was going to put his name in but he just hasn’t done it yet.  still a good chance he never wears burnt orange.  

He signed in December when we were still aggressively recruiting Bru, so why would us finally landing Bru give him second thoughts?  Assuming that’s the real reason, of course. 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Do any of you venture out of this subforum? You're taking two of the biggest trolls on the site seriously. 

[Machinator 32,099]

7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

He signed in December when we were still aggressively recruiting Bru, so why would us finally landing Bru give him second thoughts?  Assuming that’s the real reason, of course. 

Goddamnit.

[futureman 22,552]

7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

He signed in December when we were still aggressively recruiting Bru, so why would us finally landing Bru give him second thoughts?  Assuming that’s the real reason, of course. 

 

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Goddamnit.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I knew I'd catch a Futureman, but a Machinator was a pleasant surprise.

[Machinator 32,099]

33 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I knew I'd catch a Futureman, but a Machinator was a pleasant surprise.

[Burt Macklin 19,053]

9 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Some of our surly lawyers need to explain the concept of "joint and several liability" to him...

[Lhorn 4,968]

Buncha rubes up in here

He’s gonna kill it here.  he’s gonna make Jordan Shipley (senior year, not the injured years) look like Jaxon Shipley.  

Edited February 25, 2019 by Lhorn

[Mach 1 1,677]

CSB time.  

Met one of the Garrison brothers (Bourbon) at a Phoenix airport bar.  Nice guy.  Got to talking football and turns out his son is Jake's teammate, as in the DB that had to cover him every day in practice.  Said his son was undersized, so hurt his recruitment, but his experience having to cover the best HS receiver in the country helped quite a bit.

Looks like he's going to CO School of the Mines. /CSB

He's got some photos with Jake throwing up the hook 'em sign on his twitter. 

https://twitter.com/james_g_5

[Bevoball 184]

Honestly going to CO School of Mines is a much better career path than pretty much any sport, so being small helped in that aspect.

[futureman 22,552]

1 hour ago, Mach 1 said:

CSB time.  

Met one of the Garrison brothers (Bourbon) at a Phoenix airport bar.  Nice guy.  Got to talking football and turns out his son is Jake's teammate, as in the DB that had to cover him every day in practice.  Said his son was undersized, so hurt his recruitment, but his experience having to cover the best HS receiver in the country helped quite a bit.

Looks like he's going to CO School of the Mines. /CSB

He's got some photos with Jake throwing up the hook 'em sign on his twitter. 

https://twitter.com/james_g_5

did you tell him whiskey tastes like the sweat off a hobo’s nutsack?

[ricky queso 96]

45 minutes ago, futureman said:

did you tell him whiskey tastes like the sweat off a hobo’s nutsack?

well, I know what whiskey tastes like, but, having never tried it myself, I'll have to take your word on what sweat off a hobo's nutsack tastes like...

[futureman 22,552]

7 minutes ago, ricky queso said:

well, I know what whiskey tastes like, but, having never tried it myself, I'll have to take your word on what sweat off a hobo's nutsack tastes like...

salty and bitter.  trust me you don’t wanna get down there and try it.  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

did you tell him whiskey tastes like the sweat off a hobo’s nutsack?

Maybe more like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.

[Dennis Taylor 18,876]

37 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Maybe more like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.

In a red prius

[futureman 22,552]

42 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Maybe more like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.

 

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

In a red prius

savage

[markstanco 12,627]

This thread getting bumped for a csb....

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

On 2/25/2019 at 3:11 PM, Lhorn said:

Buncha rubes up in here

He’s gonna kill it here.  he’s gonna make Jordan Shipley (senior year, not the injured years) look like Jaxon Shipley.  

Before I rule on the accuracy of this post I'm gonna need to know more about Jake's dad's college roommates.

[Gut Wagon 8,087]

On 3/28/2019 at 1:25 PM, Bevoball said:

Honestly going to CO School of Mines is a much better career path than pretty much any sport, so being small helped in that aspect.

Sounds like a gold-digger. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

28 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sounds like a gold-digger. 

[stork642 4,500]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That is one beautiful bird.  

[Junior Bonner 6,292]

Broke his foot. Out for the season at USC. Sad.

[Atticus 3,994]

3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Broke his foot. Out for the season at USC. Sad.

He broke it here the first day of spring, right? Was it the same one?

[Junior Bonner 6,292]

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He broke it here the first day of spring, right? Was it the same one?

Same foot. Out for the season after a second opinion.

https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2021/08/12/texas-longhorns-transfer-portal-jake-smith-usc-trojans-injury-wide-receiver-2021-season/

 

[hobbs 243]

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Edited August 12, 2021 by hobbs

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

23 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Same foot. Out for the season after a second opinion.

https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2021/08/12/texas-longhorns-transfer-portal-jake-smith-usc-trojans-injury-wide-receiver-2021-season/

 

Chronic foot issues, good thing he left here to free up some spots 

[Vertigo 20,336]

Man that sucks. I feel bad for the kid. i am sure trying to play 20 lbs too heavy did not help. Thanks Tom. 

[BurntOrange&White 40,044]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Man that sucks. I feel bad for the kid. i am sure trying to play 20 lbs too heavy did not help. Thanks Tom. 

Oh stop it. Chronic foot injuries have nothing to do with that 

[Sgt Hulk 13,845]

Holy bad luck 

[Enchubben 5,512]

Do we have a sark curse photo yet?

[mr. sunshine 2,833]

On 2/25/2019 at 3:11 PM, Lhorn said:

Buncha rubes up in here

He’s gonna kill it here.  he’s gonna make Jordan Shipley (senior year, not the injured years) look like Jaxon Shipley.  

This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person 

[Rudiger 1,169]

55 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person 

Can you sodomize cheese?

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

8 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Can you sodomize cheese?

Swiss cheese already comes with multiple holes to choose from

[Rudiger 1,169]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Swiss cheese already comes with multiple holes to choose from

I like your style. 

[Davis Lane 5,658]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Man that sucks. I feel bad for the kid. i am sure trying to play 20 lbs too heavy did not help. Thanks Tom. 

[SarkAfterDark 1,694]

Sucks for the kid.

[Newy25 7,703]

Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. 
 

 

 

 

And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. 

Edited August 13, 2021 by Newy25

[Poolflood 845]

Wow.  Feel for the kid.  

[futureman 22,552]

I feel bad for him but at the end of the day he wasn’t texas tough. we’re salt of the earth down here, real men. he belongs out west with the vegans. we’re texas. 

[Napoleon 8,700]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

I feel bad for him but at the end of the day he wasn’t texas tough. we’re salt of the earth down here, real men. he belongs out west with the vegans. we’re texas. 

I believe he was 1st Team All-State Arizona Vegan Team his senior AND junior years in high school.

 

[futureman 22,552]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I believe he was 1st Team All-State Arizona Vegan Team his senior AND junior years in high school.

 

Arizona. basically TAPPS lite. kid couldn’t handle big boy football. 

[Blackcat00 759]

Him and Bru are massive pussies. 

[Napoleon 8,700]

3 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Him and Bru are massive pussies. 

Him be.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

who?

[Newy25 7,703]

33 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Him and Bru are massive pussies. 

*He and Bru

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. 
 

 

 

 

And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. 

Are you also carrying 20# of excess muscle?

[CooterBrown 18,032]

Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. 

All he catches are breaks.

[Lerka Lerka 1,094]

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. 
 

 

 

 

And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. 

Go on…

[Hornlover 8,843]

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. 

No catch all breaks