The destruction of America's public education system

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[Brisketexan 105142]

55 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Actually yes. My daughter has met a Gideon.
 

2 years ago my daughter (no pics, you perverts) spent the summer driving the beer cart at the golf course near by. Made a killing in tips - $300+/day, but it was extremely hot and you have to hustle.
One foursome on the course kept her busy for a couple of hours but didn’t drink alcohol - water, soft drinks, snacks, ice, etc. she probably served these guys 5-6 times during the round and they didn’t tip her once. Not cool but thems the breaks- or so she thought.

She was refilling the cooler with ice next to the parking lot and one of these guys is on his way out to the car. He says, “hey wait, I’ve got something for you,” jogs over to his car, grabs something out and brings her … the Gideons New Testament and shares with her The Good News. 
 

So she’s got that going for her, which is nice. 

Godfuckingdammit.  Back when I was waiting tables, two old ladies who praised my service throughout the meal left me a "tip" - it was a folded up piece of paper that said "your tip is the good news that Jesus is your lord and savior."  I ran out in the parking lot yelling "JESUS DOESN'T PAY MY FUCKING RENT!"

Are "Christians" the fucking worst humans on earth?  Yes.  Yes they are.

[workswithseed 2107]

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Godfuckingdammit.  Back when I was waiting tables, two old ladies who praised my service throughout the meal left me a "tip" - it was a folded up piece of paper that said "your tip is the good news that Jesus is your lord and savior."  I ran out in the parking lot yelling "JESUS DOESN'T PAY MY FUCKING RENT!"

Are "Christians" the fucking worst humans on earth?  Yes.  Yes they are.

Yeah, how Christ like it is to not only piss people off, but to lie to them that it's money.

Why not money, and the piece of paper with it on the ground, or not part of the actual tip. 

[Willfully Horn 8017]

17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Actually yes. My daughter has met a Gideon.
 

2 years ago my daughter (no pics, you perverts) spent the summer driving the beer cart at the golf course near by. Made a killing in tips - $300+/day, but it was extremely hot and you have to hustle.
One foursome on the course kept her busy for a couple of hours but didn’t drink alcohol - water, soft drinks, snacks, ice, etc. she probably served these guys 5-6 times during the round and they didn’t tip her once. Not cool but thems the breaks- or so she thought.

She was refilling the cooler with ice next to the parking lot and one of these guys is on his way out to the car. He says, “hey wait, I’ve got something for you,” jogs over to his car, grabs something out and brings her … the Gideons New Testament and shares with her The Good News. 
 

So she’s got that going for her, which is nice. 

I guess this is my cue to report that whoever is dropping copies of the niv study bible on doorsteps in my neighborhood felt compelled to leave us two copies.

OTOH, a half dozen google pages were all but unanimous in gushing praise for this edition. 

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

27 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I guess this is my cue to report that whoever is dropping copies of the niv study bible on doorsteps in my neighborhood felt compelled to leave us two copies.

OTOH, a half dozen google pages were all but unanimous in gushing praise for this edition. 

Sounds like a good time for a book burning. 

[TwiceHorn 31471]

21 hours ago, Iceman said:

Exposure to lunacy is part of education.

Leave it in there.

Apart from the value judgment in "lunacy," this right here.

Part of education is exposure to a wide variety of good and bad ideas.  Most ideas are mixtures of good and bad.  If you're so dead set against "librul ideas" teach your kids critical thinking.

[pacman 7355]

Are you prepared for the rapture, sir,?

I'm about to see if you are, if you don't tip on this $400 meal

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Apart from the value judgment in "lunacy," this right here.

Part of education is exposure to a wide variety of good and bad ideas.  Most ideas are mixtures of good and bad.  If you're so dead set against "librul ideas" teach your kids critical thinking.

Teach them critical thinking skills and you’ll wind up with liberal kids. 

[Nivek 16930]

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Part of education is exposure to a wide variety of good and bad ideas.  Most ideas are mixtures of good and bad.  If you're so dead set against "librul ideas" teach your kids critical thinking.

Let's study on the penis length of donkeys and ejaculate floods of horses and call that science.    Sometimes bad ideas are just bad.   

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Due to anchoring bias, often what people are exposed to first tends to set the stage for their beliefs.   It is why McDonalds' and Churches have playgrounds.   Children should be taught objective facts along with critical thinking skills to go along with their education and to challenge beliefs.   But this is more suited for high-school and beyond.    I liken it to my geology education.  First they teach end-members and put boundaries on things (undergrad) then they teach how those boundaries are not quite so rigid and the limits of the science that defined it (graduate).  

 

Edited Wednesday at 06:57 PM by Nivek

[Brisketexan 105142]

8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Maybe I don't want to expose my kids to a parent who sacrifices a child to his imaginary friend, who offers his daughters to get gang raped by a crowd, and whose scientific objective knowledge is limited to comparing penises and ejaculate of mammals to humans.     

Your bias against donkey dicks and horse jizz is noted for the record.

[Nivek 16930]

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your bias against donkey dicks and horse jizz is noted for the record.

If we are going to go all out, let's just let each class go out and measure the donkey dick lengths and girths, then calculate the volume, and contrast that with region, diet and breed of donkey and let this be a universal study and contrast with the Bob Stoop Dick Orchard Research Institute findings.   With regards to the latter, just have students visit the Corp of Cadets laundry room for more information.  

 

[Pancho 44804]

First question I’m asking in 3 years, how many districts have actually implemented this. My guess is it will be less than 20 and they’ll all be small ass 2A and 1A districts

 

[BrazilHorn 6607]

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

First question I’m asking in 3 years, how many districts have actually implemented this. My guess is it will be less than 20 and they’ll all be small ass 2A and 1A districts

 

And it will all be fully funded with recapture dollars from AISD. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

No grooming going on there.  JFC

[Iceman 2713]

I’m cool with religious curriculum-  with a twist- do different religions each 6-weeks and that doesn’t mean Baptist- Church of Christ- Methodist for half of the year.  Go around the world, so to speak. 
 

Horrifying to some, I know. 
 

If kids opt out, let them do deeper language arts or others mediums of inspiration/ introspection. 

Edited 17 hours ago by Iceman

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

First question I’m asking in 3 years, how many districts have actually implemented this. My guess is it will be less than 20 and they’ll all be small ass 2A and 1A districts

 

My guess is many more will adopt it.  Let's take Houston ISD... 189K students at $40/student per year + $20/student additional "printing" costs related to it.... so $60/student/year

 = $11,340,000  in extra money.  For districts scrapping for every penny I think it will be hard to not consider it.

Edited 17 hours ago by MonkeyDoughnut

[Pancho 44804]

Question for the lawyers—is it legal to only say “bible infused curriculum” or because of religious liberty/freedom can a group come in and say we need to start offing Quran infused curriculum or Book of Mormon infused curriculum?

[Chad Fuck 17682]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Question for the lawyers—is it legal to only say “bible infused curriculum” or because of religious liberty/freedom can a group come in and say we need to start offing Quran infused curriculum or Book of Mormon infused curriculum?

I feel absolutely sure we're about to find out.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2035]

I teach elementary near Austin. Not sure how my district will react but I’ve got a ton of Old Testament bullshit to teach that will be a great form of protest!

[1978horn 892]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

First question I’m asking in 3 years, how many districts have actually implemented this. My guess is it will be less than 20 and they’ll all be small ass 2A and 1A districts

 

I was surprised, but Dripping decided not to implement this.  They stated that " they would not be considering the adoption of any kind of state level curriculum, especially if funding is tied to it."  

 

My understanding is that the whole board feels strongly about local control....which knowing who is on the board is also scary.

[InkaUtexas 25942]

Don't matter. How is the football team?

[CooterBrown 18012]

If they can’t grift enough money from the religious education materials, they’ll tie receiving any state funding to it.

[Enemy07 292]

9 hours ago, Iceman said:

I’m cool with religious curriculum-  with a twist- do different religions each 6-weeks and that doesn’t mean Baptist- Church of Christ- Methodist for half of the year.  Go around the world, so to speak. 
 

Horrifying to some, I know. 
 

If kids opt out, let them do deeper language arts or others mediums of inspiration/ introspection. 

We have that already in curriculum. It is called "History".   As a kid, I learned how people worshipped a cow. And as a 10 year old kid, I realized how idiotic religious people are. Religion has no place in education unless it is a brief history lesson.

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