How many people are you killing with the Trolley?

[52-80 19158]

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

I answered kinda randomly, but scored 87

 

[Vegas64 675]

22 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

I answered kinda randomly, but scored 87

 

I tried to answer to the best of my beliefs and got 62. Many were as the title suggests, absurd trolley problems.

[BigDHornfan 6548]

75.  I have solved psychology. 

[Laxtonto 12080]

42

Might be too willing to limit death regardless of potential personal benefits

[hornbri 1398]

68

[Kennythetiger 9383]

66

[RPM 26321]

60 Psychology Solved

[Jerry Callo 8703]

I got a 79 and my clones are now running around with sentient robots.

[nnm 36405]

[Al Czervik 1229]

Sophie’s Choice quiz. Found out I’m a psycho, thanks internet. 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

62, solved philosophy. 
 

(it’s the talk on a cereal box)

[Helobious 9454]

64. My answer is mostly do nothing, “fairest” way to approach it imo.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

68

[Elvis 3371]

81

[deadshank 24653]

My dog told me I scored 64.

[SquishMitten 10408]

70 when I did it based on what I thought I would truly do. 35 when I went through a second time, and stopped saving myself. Think the lowest you can get is 31, but I chose to let the suicidal 5 die instead of the one person who tripped.

[General Specific 3261]

86

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

[elfenix 34241]

90. Kill the most each time. Except the tasty lobsters.

[Helobious 9454]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

The lobsters are likely to later be eaten and thus have greater utility.

[Jerry Callo 8703]

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

Absolutely.  I was disappointed there were not more screens with killing cats as an option.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

58.

 

Fuck those people who tied themselves on the track. And I plan on eating that squished lobster.

[futureman 22463]

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The lobsters are likely to later be eaten and thus have greater utility.

I’m partial to cat, if you know what I mean. 

[deadshank 24653]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m partial to cat, if you know what I mean. 

What if it was a 5 gallon jug of mayonnaise?

[Sbbruin 21853]

63.  Only kinda psycho.

[deadshank 24653]

23 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

 

[Braff Zacklin 13573]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

How is it even an option to allow the cat to live?

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

90. Kill the most each time. Except the tasty lobsters.

What’s the point of saving the lobsters when they have to die anyway to get eaten?

[elfenix 34241]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the point of saving the lobsters when they have to die anyway to get eaten?

lobster, split then grilled with herb butter > lobster smashed into paste with the shell.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

67

The closest any choice came to 50:50 was the CO2 dilemma. Lol

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

lobster, split then grilled with herb butter > lobster smashed into paste with the shell.

Have you tried both?

[52-80 19158]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

how many choose to kill the cat (and thus save the five lobsters) just because you hate cats?

 

 

Guilty. Did that count as a person?

[Hefeweizen 5321]

59 dead.  I call that a Wednesday afternoon.

[Guest]

After that stupid drill...

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

50.  I'm not as psycho as I thought.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

41. I solved Philosophy.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I'd make it 100 if I could share the tasty lobsters with Makayla and then eat some cat...

 

 

[Bullneck 19090]

69

(I didn't do the trolley problem, though. That's my answer for everything).

[Craftywidget 9466]

[twosheds 374]

82

Al Gore should be embarrassed that his internet has devolved into this trolley nonsense

[52-80 19158]

3 hours ago, twosheds said:

82

Al Gore should be embarrassed that his internet has devolved into this trolley nonsense

If you pull the lever, Al Gore dies and there would be no internet

[Longboard Horn 40323]

Kill count: 111 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Kill count: 111 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

On 7/6/2022 at 10:04 AM, BigDHornfan said:

75.  I have solved psychology. 

Me also

[kibbles 70]

68, I earned a free trolley ride.

[CycleTex87 2970]

64.  I hit a rabbit on my bicycle ride this morning.  But it wasn't by choice.  Does that count?

Also, anytime there was a financial incentive for me I took it.  But the game didn't give me a total dollars accrued.  I was sad about this.

Edited July 7, 2022 by CycleTex87

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

fuck utilitarianism....John Stuart Mill was a fucking aggy.

[Davis Lane 5584]

48. 

Does that make me dummer than I am?

Edited July 7, 2022 by Davis Lane

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

and by the way...kill count is 46.  apparently i have solved philosophy, something i couldn't manage do to prior to now despite a BA and MA in philosophy.

fuck Mill...

[TexArcher 37774]

64