What's wrong with you, Fresno Bulldogs?

[closetohumping 17443]

Actually not bulldogs and not that Fresno. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2022/07/19/fatal-dog-attack-in-fresno-area-fort-bend-county-officials-to-release-details/

[Kennythetiger 9389]

I tell you what I’d do. I’d put a silencer on a .22 pistol and then take my grandma out for a walk in that neighborhood. Dogs charge, I shoot them to protect my grandma’s life, problem solved.  Peace restored at no one’s expense.  Highly doubt the neighbors are going to turn me in for killing stray pit bulls. 
And if my aim is off, I may not be able to outrun seven dogs, but I know that I can outrun my grandma. 

[ztejas 43467]

.22 against a pit is a bold strategy. 

[Kennythetiger 9389]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

.22 against a pit is a bold strategy. 

I’m a good shot. 

[GringoSalado 1651]

Comment from the article in OP

 

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Doreenave13 HRS AGO

My fiance was the man attacked on the 15th. They were the same dogs. Their property attaches from doreen to teakwood (I believe that is the name of the street)

Calls and police reports were made. These same dogs also killed our neighbor's tiny dog on the 14th.

My fiance had to have multiple stitches, is still currently on antibiotics, and still in pain.

When animal control came to find the dogs, they lied and claimed that they only had 2. They put them into their front yard, instead of the back where my fiance was attacked, which lead to this innocent man being mauled to death.

I do not blame animal control or the police. I blame the owners. Their dogs have been an issue for a long time and I have lived next to them for over 4 years.

 

[Deej 76814]

14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I tell you what I’d do. I’d put a silencer on a .22 pistol and then take my grandma out for a walk in that neighborhood. Dogs charge, I shoot them to protect my grandma’s life, problem solved.  Peace restored at no one’s expense.  Highly doubt the neighbors are going to turn me in for killing stray pit bulls. 
And if my aim is off, I may not be able to outrun seven dogs, but I know that I can outrun my grandma. 

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

[IDIOTsavant 8494]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

That’s what her brand new massive life insurance policy is for.

[ztejas 43467]

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

That’s what her brand new massive life insurance policy is for.

 

[Deej 76814]

Kennythetiger:

[52-80 19162]

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

Only need 2 shots to kill the owners

[Underdog 28709]

Sic Kevin on them.  

Edited July 20, 2022 by Underdog

[chainsaw 9870]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

This would be an AR-15 permit application I'd approve.

[Helobious 9454]

I got bit by a pitbull a few years ago. 0/10 would not recommend. Fuck those dogs

[BLKNSTY 289]

I feel like that article goes out of its way to mention that the dogs have not been euthanized yet or even will be. Thats wild.

[Parliament 14260]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Good luck popping all 7 before one gets to granny.

Surly posters are all ex SF, Bruh.

[Deej 76814]

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Surly posters are all ex SF, Bruh.

 

[Parliament 14260]

Right?!

[Sawbonz 27566]

Antifreeze + hamburger meat

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2678]

I'm dumb but is that pretzel on his belt intentional?

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS LEFT HAND???

Edit: I think that's just a shadow and not a bulbous thumb and fucked up thumbnail. 

Edited July 21, 2022 by Pescado_Rojo

[closetohumping 17443]

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS LEFT HAND???

Edit: I think that's just a shadow and not a bulbous thumb and fucked up thumbnail. 

Looks like those breaded and fried crab claws they serve at Chinese restaurants.

[ABSR 5315]

12 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I'm dumb but is that pretzel on his belt intentional?

I believe those are zip ties, and the curl/pretzel is likely intentional so they stay secured to his belt but are available for relatively easy access/use.   Or it could be his mid-morning snack as he obviously needs to feed every 45 minutes.

[closetohumping 17443]

35 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I believe those are zip ties, and the curl/pretzel is likely intentional so they stay secured to his belt but are available for relatively easy access/use.   Or it could be his mid-morning snack as he obviously needs to feed every 45 minutes.

[shakahorn 1645]

18 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I tell you what I’d do. I’d put a silencer on a .22 pistol and then take my grandma out for a walk in that neighborhood. Dogs charge, I shoot them to protect my grandma’s life, problem solved.  Peace restored at no one’s expense.  Highly doubt the neighbors are going to turn me in for killing stray pit bulls. 
And if my aim is off, I may not be able to outrun seven dogs, but I know that I can outrun my grandma. 

Do you even need a silencer for a .22?

[Bevo&Pevo 5194]

21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Antifreeze + hamburger meat

or....fill a hot dog/can of dog food/wtfever a dog will eat with an asston of the cheapest aspirin you get.  Works on cats too.